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Have you ever read the Bible

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Its only the Bible its not Gospel


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,266 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    When you were a kid, you'd be given a Mass Book...a sort of Bible Reader's Digest, with all the sit down/stand up/do the hokey cokey instructions
    No fcuking pictures to colour in though :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭snaphook


    It's essentially an older version of Aesop's fables isn't it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,369 ✭✭✭nozzferrahhtoo


    Hootanany wrote: »
    Have you ever read the Bible

    Several Versions. Each several times.
    Hootanany wrote: »
    Is it any good just know bits from Mass?

    I think so. The King James version is quite beautiful in parts and I think a lack of knowledge of its content hampers in some ways an appreciation of the English Literature that has drawn on it or been influenced by it.

    While I am one of those "atheists" who fights for the removal of religious indoctrination in schools, I am also among a smaller group who would happily fight for education of the Bible to be put where it belongs. English Literature class.
    kneemos wrote: »
    Catholics don't read the Bible,their just trained to believe the snippets they're given without having the knowledge to question.
    Protestants I believe are keen readers of the big book.

    I have not seen actual hard figures on the subject really but I have a strong suspicion anecdotally that very few Christians of any denomination really read it.

    I have given Bibles to Christians on a number of occasions. I have found myself surprised by how many of them not only have not purchased one.... but have not even SEEN one.

    The reaction I invariably get every time is surprise at its size. They have been spoon fed the same cherry picked passages in school and church for so long they became convinced they had heard it all. How much MORE there is to it genuinely comes as a surprise to them.

    Which genuinely comes as a surprise to me too. If people genuinely believe in Christianity... one would expect reading the bible would not just be an agenda.... but a main priority in life.

    I have a deep sneaking suspicion in my life that the number of Christians who actually believe their faith, rather than just profess or claim it out of habit, is a lot smaller than we might suspect. People who claim to be believers in theism often do not act like they are actually operating or functioning under any such belief. They just sign their name to it as a matter of course.

    A feeling indirectly supported by the fact that the majority of the Christians I actually got to read the Bible, who previously had not, came out atheist at the end saying "I was meant to believe THAT?!?!?!?!". A strange feeling given the only way this "atheist" has turned other people atheist was to preach their own religion at them and tell them what it is they are claiming they believe. Seems user Calibos above expressed a similar impression too.
    Czarcasm wrote: »
    I wonder has anyone here also read the Qur'an, the Hadith, or the Tanakh, or the various Hindu and Buddhist texts?

    Yes. Yes. Yes. Yessssss. And oh my yes..... And how. In that order.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,310 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    I read it as I'd read any book of fiction. Unfortunately the first couple of pages were so boring, I stopped.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    Yeah I have. Studied it cover to cover in my undergrad.
    Its actually quite interesting in parts.
    Its come in handy when I'm arguing with Jehovah's witnesses at the door.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,557 ✭✭✭the_monkey


    keano_afc wrote: »
    Try to read it every day.

    every day ?

    strange, why ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Several Versions. Each several times.



    I think so. The King James version is quite beautiful in parts and I think a lack of knowledge of its content hampers in some ways an appreciation of the English Literature that has drawn on it or been influenced by it.

    While I am one of those "atheists" who fights for the removal of religious indoctrination in schools, I am also among a smaller group who would happily fight for education of the Bible to be put where it belongs. English Literature class.



    I have not seen actual hard figures on the subject really but I have a strong suspicion anecdotally that very few Christians of any denomination really read it.

    I have given Bibles to Christians on a number of occasions. I have found myself surprised by how many of them not only have not purchased one.... but have not even SEEN one.

    The reaction I invariably get every time is surprise at its size. They have been spoon fed the same cherry picked passages in school and church for so long they became convinced they had heard it all. How much MORE there is to it genuinely comes as a surprise to them.

    Which genuinely comes as a surprise to me too. If people genuinely believe in Christianity... one would expect reading the bible would not just be an agenda.... but a main priority in life.

    I have a deep sneaking suspicion in my life that the number of Christians who actually believe their faith, rather than just profess or claim it out of habit, is a lot smaller than we might suspect. People who claim to be believers in theism often do not act like they are actually operating or functioning under any such belief. They just sign their name to it as a matter of course.

    A feeling indirectly supported by the fact that the majority of the Christians I actually got to read the Bible, who previously had not, came out atheist at the end saying "I was meant to believe THAT?!?!?!?!". A strange feeling given the only way this "atheist" has turned other people atheist was to preach their own religion at them and tell them what it is they are claiming they believe. Seems user Calibos above expressed a similar impression too.



    Yes. Yes. Yes. Yessssss. And oh my yes..... And how. In that order.


    A fascinating post


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,713 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    the_monkey wrote: »
    every day ?

    strange, why ?

    I'm a Christian. Goes with the territory :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭mutley18


    I am waiting for the audiobook narrated by Samuel L Jackson.




    Edit: Video won't upload but you know what it is! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    the_monkey wrote: »
    every day ?

    strange, why ?

    Maybe its part of keano_AFC religious belief to read it each day.
    What's strange to you may be the norm for him.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10,069 ✭✭✭✭Dan_Solo


    While I am one of those "atheists" who fights for the removal of religious indoctrination in schools, I am also among a smaller group who would happily fight for education of the Bible to be put where it belongs. English Literature class.
    My sarcasm alarm must be awry today.
    For serious? It's not even originally an English book, and it's mostly a fictional and blandly written history. What could anybody learn from it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,369 ✭✭✭nozzferrahhtoo


    Dan_Solo wrote: »
    My sarcasm alarm must be awry today.
    For serious? It's not even originally an English book, and it's mostly a fictional and blandly written history. What could anybody learn from it?

    Mainly due to the depth to which it has been drawn on by other English Artists. While it is possible to study Milton and Shakespeare without any knowledge of the Bible.... you are a little hampered by it. A color blind person can also enjoy life just as much as any of us, but this does not change the fact they are missing out on one dimension that is there. My feeling would be the same with regards the Bible and its influences on English Literature as a whole.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    I had a pictorial one when I was a kid and to be fair, It was pretty cool.

    I remember a lot of the pictures were pretty exciting and OTT for kids: Jehu(?) chasing that other lad in a chariot and firing arrows at him: that King putting the three lads in the furnace but they're unharmed an d have these big pious heads on them; David spying on Bathsheba in the nip and the 10 plagues of Egypt and Jesus beating up the money lenders.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,412 ✭✭✭Shakespeare's Sister


    anncoates wrote: »
    I had a pictorial one when I was a kid and to be fair, It was pretty cool.

    I remember a lot of the pictures were pretty exciting and OTT for kids: Jehu(?) chasing that other lad in a chariot and firing arrows at him: that King putting the three lads in the furnace but they're unharmed an d have these big pious heads on them; David spying on Bathsheba in the nip and the 10 plagues of Egypt and Jesus beating up the money lenders.
    I had that too. Wanted to be Bathsheba when I grew up!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    anncoates wrote: »
    I had a pictorial one when I was a kid and to be fair, It was pretty cool.

    I remember a lot of the pictures were pretty exciting and OTT for kids: Jehu(?) chasing that other lad in a chariot and firing arrows at him: that King putting the three lads in the furnace but they're unharmed an d have these big pious heads on them; David spying on Bathsheba in the nip and the 10 plagues of Egypt and Jesus beating up the money lenders.

    Did he actually beat them up? As I understood it he just let a roar at them and they got a bit of a chase?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Magaggie wrote: »
    I had that too. Wanted to be Bathsheba when I grew up!

    My one had him spy8ing on her on the roof while she was havi9ng a bath.

    Also the betrayal/crucifixion pictures were quite Gothic and scary for a child.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    endacl wrote: »
    Did he actually beat them up? As I understood it he just let a roar at them and they got a bit of a chase?

    I think my one had him kicking over the tables and shouting with some of them falling to the ground. Quite obvious that The Son of God had put the sandal in, off-picture.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,412 ✭✭✭Shakespeare's Sister


    anncoates wrote: »
    My one had him spy8ing on her on the roof while she was havi9ng a bath.
    Was it kinda like a comic-book presentation (but thicker than a comic-book) and divided up into about six-eight parts? That's what our one was. I just remember Bathsheba being really vampy and thinking she looked cool!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭LenaClaire


    I read it in secondary school as one of my teachers has mentioned that most of English literature owes a lot to the themes and allegories in the bible.

    We also read portions of the old testament in university for an ancient history class, we used it as a way to study how people viewed the world at the time and what the cultural mores were at the time.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 986 ✭✭✭joe stodge


    Nope


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    I think so. The King James version is quite beautiful in parts and I think a lack of knowledge of its content hampers in some ways an appreciation of the English Literature that has drawn on it or been influenced by it.

    While I am one of those "atheists" who fights for the removal of religious indoctrination in schools, I am also among a smaller group who would happily fight for education of the Bible to be put where it belongs. English Literature class.


    I don't think it even belongs in English Literature class tbh nozz. The English language versions are only one translation. English Literature would surely be just that - English Literature. It wouldn't fit in history class, as it could hardly be classified as an unbiased historical record of events.

    I also would advocate for secularism in schools, and I'm Roman Catholic myself, so I wouldn't immediately associate secularism with atheism. It's something I pointed out in another thread here recently that Atheist Ireland would gain far more traction in Irish society as "Secular Ireland", though I'm not sure Michael would have me as a member.

    I have not seen actual hard figures on the subject really but I have a strong suspicion anecdotally that very few Christians of any denomination really read it.


    So you have no real evidence for your belief then that very few Christians of any denomination have really read the Bible? A belief with no foundation? That sounds, well, dodgy, for lack of a better word!

    I have given Bibles to Christians on a number of occasions. I have found myself surprised by how many of them not only have not purchased one.... but have not even SEEN one.

    The reaction I invariably get every time is surprise at its size. They have been spoon fed the same cherry picked passages in school and church for so long they became convinced they had heard it all. How much MORE there is to it genuinely comes as a surprise to them.

    Which genuinely comes as a surprise to me too. If people genuinely believe in Christianity... one would expect reading the bible would not just be an agenda.... but a main priority in life.


    It shouldn't come as a surprise to you though really, in the same way as most English speakers have never read the complete works of say Shakespeare, but they got the general gist of it from Ann and Barry, and with guidance from their teacher, they delved into the more complex structures. In fact if we were to be completely pragmatic about it, how were most stories passed down throughout history? It wasn't via the written word anyway, that particular method is only a relatively recent development in human history, and that's even before we delve into things like literacy rates! If one were to take a nosy around social media sites, one might also form the strong suspicion that most adults have difficulty with their own primary language!

    I have a deep sneaking suspicion in my life that the number of Christians who actually believe their faith, rather than just profess or claim it out of habit, is a lot smaller than we might suspect. People who claim to be believers in theism often do not act like they are actually operating or functioning under any such belief. They just sign their name to it as a matter of course.


    Hunches and suspicions again, and yet again very little in the way of evidence. I advocate for social issues that are in direct conflict with my religious beliefs, I do things that put me in direct conflict with my beliefs, but how I square my behaviour with my beliefs is surely a matter for me as an individual to reconcile with myself, rather than try to live by your standard, based on your interpretation of what I should believe? That's why I don't often inform people I meet of my religious beliefs, because they can be quite negatively judgemental when they see me act in a way that contradicts those beliefs. Most people don't particularly give a shìt, but those that do? Oh boy, they don't be long making you aware that they too are aware of your failure to abide by the Catholic tenets! I often pondered an interesting thought experiment - if I were to commit murder, would these people be more outraged by the fact that I failed to act according to my religious beliefs, or would they be more outraged by the fact I just committed murder?

    A feeling indirectly supported by the fact that the majority of the Christians I actually got to read the Bible, who previously had not, came out atheist at the end saying "I was meant to believe THAT?!?!?!?!". A strange feeling given the only way this "atheist" has turned other people atheist was to preach their own religion at them and tell them what it is they are claiming they believe. Seems user Calibos above expressed a similar impression too.


    They what? People "come out" as atheist now? I don't mean to sound funny but all I could think reading the above was those "pray away the gay" nut jobs in the way that you're preaching to people as if you have to convert them to atheism. An atheist messiah? That seems a little... odd, does it not? Sounds more like activism than atheism tbh.

    Yes. Yes. Yes. Yessssss. And oh my yes..... And how. In that order.


    I'm glad you do at least, as it shows you have informed yourself, rather than the lazy anti-theist who likes to get up on their soap box just to deride theism and judge themselves above theists both morally and intellectually. Their usual target for derision of course being the closest one to them in this country. By reading the Bible they think it's the only argument they need against religion. It's the only argument they need against THAT particular religion, but I wonder how they'd fare were they to attempt to convert someone whose faith was not based on the Bible? That's why I asked had anyone read any religious texts other than just the Bible, or do they honestly believe their one size argument fits all...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    When you read the mad bananas stuff in it, it really is funny when you think that people are asked to put their hand on it in courts of law when they declare to all that they are about to tell the 'truth, whole truth, and nothing bu the truth'.

    May as well put their hand on the Brothers Grimm or a Ladybird book.

    Still if not for the bible we might have lost the glorious word 'smite' and the past participle 'smote'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    topper75 wrote: »
    When you read the mad bananas stuff in it, it really is funny when you think that people are asked to put their hand on it in courts of law when they declare to all that they are about to tell the 'truth, whole truth, and nothing bu the truth'.

    May as well put their hand on the Brothers Grimm or a Ladybird book.

    Still if not for the bible we might have lost the glorious word 'smite' and the past participle 'smote'.


    What I find amazing is people will argue and even build a museum claiming the events of genesis to be accurate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    topper75 wrote: »
    Still if not for the bible we might have lost the glorious word 'smite' and the past participle 'smote'.
    And 'smight', to mean 'may or may not smite, I haven't decided yet'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭Mousewar


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    It wouldn't fit in history class, as it could hardly be classified as an unbiased historical record of events.

    Good luck finding unbiased historical records of events from the time period in question. Of course it deserves its place in history class - we just apply the same historical critical methods to studying it as we do to all the other sources from that time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 402 ✭✭DHFrame


    Judges 19:22-30 - A Man and Concubine (A woman you are involved with that you cant marry) lodge at some strange guys house whilst randomly walking around at night. Loads of guys turn up at the strange guys house demanding to have sex with the Man?!. The owner of the house doesn't want them to have sex with his lodger so he gives them his Virgin Daughter instead. The men refuse... Anyway, they finally agree to have sex with the Concubine instead. The men Rape the Concubine to which she died. When she was found by her husband she is chopped up into Twelve Pieces which he FED EX's to the 12 tribes of Israel.

    Now if the Bible has that kind of **** in it, Me and Game of Thrones are through.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    Not fully.

    I just make a note of whatever obscure bible passage the keyboard atheists on here are using to try and humiliate anyone with a hint of Christianity, and pass it off as my own learning.

    Works fine for me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,671 ✭✭✭ryan101


    padd b1975 wrote: »
    Not fully.

    I just make a note of whatever obscure bible passage the keyboard atheists on here are using to try and humiliate anyone with a hint of Christianity, and pass it off as my own learning.

    Works fine for me.

    Whatever floats you're boat. There's just one massive snag . . .

    A quote out of context is just a pretext. e.g.

    Psalm 14:1 "There is no God"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    ryan101 wrote: »
    Whatever floats you're boat. There's just one massive snag . . .

    A quote out of context is just a pretext. e.g.

    Psalm 14:1 "There is no God"

    I have many many quotes to choose from.


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