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  • #7322
    MrVestek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,280 ✭✭✭MrVestek


    Tetra wrote: »
    From "Nice Guy":

    "So, most of you should know my type; quirky, intelligent, cute, pettitte, and romantic. The somewhat popular nerdy girl next door. Somewhere old enough to drink but young enough to still be discovering life and the universe. Someone who appreciates family and wants one of her own someday. She's content to relax at home, or to go out for a night on the town. Honest, caring and sweet.

    Anyone know anybody like that they would want to try to introduce me to?? Anyone?"



    Friend 1: "you have to go out and seek her. You can't rely on anyone to introduce you to this girl".
    Reminds me of something you'd see on /r/justneckbeardthings


  • #7323
    BNMC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    "Like for alright,Goodlooking,fit dont like if ur ugly dont wanna disapoint yis��"

    From a 14 year old cousin of mine. And we wonder why our youth are committing suicide.

    Sigh.


  • #7324
    fillefatale
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,225 ✭✭✭fillefatale


    Tetra wrote: »
    From "Nice Guy":

    "So, most of you should know my type; quirky, intelligent, cute, pettitte, and romantic. The somewhat popular nerdy girl next door. Somewhere old enough to drink but young enough to still be discovering life and the universe. Someone who appreciates family and wants one of her own someday. She's content to relax at home, or to go out for a night on the town. Honest, caring and sweet.

    Anyone know anybody like that they would want to try to introduce me to?? Anyone?"



    Friend 1: "you have to go out and seek her. You can't rely on anyone to introduce you to this girl".

    He wants one of those manic pixie dream girls, who only exist onscreen for Nice Guys like him to fantasise about



  • #7325
    peewee_44
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 490 ✭✭peewee_44


    Someone I went to school with tagged themselves at the cemetery.....

    How respectful


  • #7326
    Pawwed Rig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,451 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    This just popped up on my newsfeed
    As we grow up, we realize it becomes less important to have lots of friends and more important to have real ones.

    Posted by someone with 700 or so facebook friends. The irony is lost on her.


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  • #7327
    sadie06
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,706 ✭✭✭sadie06


    "Saturday night…..I can smell the carnage peeps". Posted every f*cking Sat night.


    "Oh God….I have the fear". Posted every f*cking Sunday.

    Age of person: 33


  • #7328
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    sadie06 wrote: »
    "Saturday night…..I can smell the carnage peeps". Posted every f*cking Sat night.


    "Oh God….I have the fear". Posted every f*cking Sunday.

    Age of person: 33

    Next Sunday at the crack of dawn, tag him/her in hundreds of random posts and pictures, so the notifications will add a heart attack to the hangover. :D


  • #7329
    Tetra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 301 ✭✭Tetra


    "Well that's a bit odd - in Starbucks, some dishevelled looking guy comes in and sits beside me…he looked at my giant cookie and said "that looks great...I'm starving, would you mind if I sampled a bit?"! I was a bit taken aback but I felt sorry for the guy so I broke it in two and gave him half...he kept saying "thanks a million, you're a star"...So I was chatting to him for a minute and he said he usually goes to the homeless shelter for food every day but it is closed on bank holiday Monday... then a staff member came over and told him to leave and he started shouting that "working for a corporation like Starbucks is stupid"…"


  • #7330
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Im not sure who is worse, the girl that puts up a status every hour on average, half of which are telling us why she is crying or the girl who has to put up something that made her happy today.


  • #7331
    emz8
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 129 ✭✭emz8


    "If iv a job does that mean I'm self employed ? I hate filling out forms without help"

    She's in her twenties.

    Her updates are some of my FB faves.


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  • #7332
    mightyreds
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,880 ✭✭✭mightyreds


    What are the summer months my friend thinks it starts in may I think it's June!! Pleaz help!!!


  • #7333
    spitfireIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭spitfireIRL


    "I'm loosing the plot the missus just turns the lights out an I can't see fuk all then I thought my hair in my face was the fukin cat now as it's 4:20 somewhere excuse me an goodnight y'all"

    i don't even...


  • #7334
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    spitfireIRL wrote: »
    I'm loosing the plot the missus just turns the lights out an I can't see fuk all then I thought my hair in my face was the fukin cat now as it's 4:20 somewhere excuse me an goodnight y'all

    i don't even...

    Ah.


  • #7335
    Newaglish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,734 ✭✭✭Newaglish


    spitfireIRL wrote: »
    "I'm loosing the plot the missus just turns the lights out an I can't see fuk all then I thought my hair in my face was the fukin cat now as it's 4:20 somewhere excuse me an goodnight y'all"

    i don't even...

    They're stoned and they think it makes them super cool


  • #7336
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Just saw a picure on facebook about human trafficking. Signs that say "Real men dont buy girls" being held by hipsters. I was about to hop out to tesco and pick one up but then I saw and thought "you know what, maybe it is wrong", Im going to go tell every man I know to stop buying girls. Better remind them rape is bad too.


  • #7337
    Custardpi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    Damn it, there goes my plans for the weekend! :( Why did nobody inform me of this sooner???


  • #7338
    cynicalcough
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 127 ✭✭cynicalcough


    Jeez not going to link to it but has anyone been following developments on that page that was mentioned a little while ago? Crazy. That poor family.


  • #7339
    December2012
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,695 ✭✭✭December2012


    Yeah it's quite disturbing. I hope it all gets peacefully resolved eventually.


  • #7340
    Newaglish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,734 ✭✭✭Newaglish


    What's this then?


  • #7341
    sara1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 117 ✭✭sara1


    This post has been deleted.


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  • #7342
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    cynicalcough wrote: »
    Jeez not going to link to it but has anyone been following developments on that page that was mentioned a little while ago? Crazy. That poor family.
    December2012 wrote: »
    Yeah it's quite disturbing. I hope it all gets peacefully resolved eventually.
    Newaglish wrote: »
    What's this then?
    sara1 wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    Oh noes. With this coy half-publicness, we are become facebook. :mad:


  • #7343
    Chattastrophe!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,284 ✭✭✭Chattastrophe!


    Me three!


  • #7344
    Chattastrophe!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,284 ✭✭✭Chattastrophe!


    Muise... wrote: »
    Oh noes. With this coy half-publicness, we are become facebook. :mad:

    Hope ur ok hun


  • #7345
    Newaglish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,734 ✭✭✭Newaglish


    You're all vagueboarding


  • #7346
    wildlifeboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,170 ✭✭✭wildlifeboy


    clairethemammy escaped from a maximum security prison through a skylight.


  • #7347
    EoghanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    So glad were not true to da next round


  • #7348
    dee_mc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,203 ✭✭✭dee_mc


    Works at 'bein a fcukin boss'
    (17 year old schoolgirl)


  • #7349
    Custardpi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    dee_mc wrote: »
    Works at 'bein a fcukin boss'
    (17 year old schoolgirl)

    I'm calling it now - our first female Taoiseach!


  • #7350
    How so Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,625 ✭✭✭How so Joe


    Custardpi wrote: »
    I'm calling it now - our first female Taoiseach!

    Nawh man, she's a madam. That makes way more sense!


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  • #7351
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    dee_mc wrote: »
    Works at 'bein a fcukin boss'
    (17 year old schoolgirl)

    Then she'll be a Full-Time mad bastard when she leaves school. :rolleyes:


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