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Scummiest thing you have done

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  • #92
    JJayoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,818 ✭✭✭JJayoo


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    Playing a match when I was younger , think ot was a semi or something and the last 10 - 15 minutes for pretty intense , lad who was marking me took me down in the box studs up towards the end and ref didn't see it/give it...I was beyond furious , had problems controlling my temper back then. We lost the match and the lad went to shake my hand at the end I heatbutted him and broke his nose...scummy thing to do, deserved the ban I got..

    Well done you are a scumbag


  • #93
    magicmushroom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 824 ✭✭✭magicmushroom


    Had a boyfriend when I was 17 (and very immature) and he house shared with a girl who I really didnt like.
    She was always very off with me when I went round and clearly hated me.
    So whenever I stayed over I would run her toothbrush under the rim of the toilet bowl - what a horrible, disgusting thing to do.
    I feel bad to this day. She really was a b!tch though.


  • #94
    shadowcomplex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,097 ✭✭✭shadowcomplex


    Sneaked into my dads room whilst he was sleeping during the day after working all night on shift, took his atm card out of his wallet and went down town , withdrew 100 euro and came home sneaked back in to the room and put the card back, took me 30 minutes to do


  • #95
    shadowcomplex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,097 ✭✭✭shadowcomplex


    When I was 5 or 6 my uncle was staying over and he slept on the floor in one of the rooms, the next morning when I woke up he was still asleep so I thought it would be a great idea to piss on his head, to this day the lasting memory is how powerfully the stream of piss hit his head


  • #96
    falan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,574 ✭✭✭falan


    Was in a pub drinking when I was about 18. Next to the toilets and a fire exit was crates of drink that had probably just been delivered. One of us before leaving went and opened the fire exit then we left out the front door went around the back and robbed loads of drink.
    5 of us struggling with crates through alley ways and as much drink as we could carry. Went to a house party then...


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  • #97
    lazza14
    Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭lazza14


    shadowcomplex wrote: »
    When I was 5 or 6 my uncle was staying over and he slept on the floor in one of the rooms, the next morning when I woke up he was still asleep so I thought it would be a great idea to piss on his head, to this day the lasting memory is how powerfully the stream of piss hit his head

    You did that when you were 5/6 ??? :eek::eek:


  • #98
    josip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,785 ✭✭✭✭josip


    lazza14 wrote: »
    disgusting, person could have been really sick after that ..

    Maybe the dog owners who bring their dogs out for a crap on council soccer pitches should also consider that. Anyone who's played soccer on a Dublin Council pitch would have ended up with dog **** on their legs at some stage. In Meath it was sheep ****.

    Dog **** was the least of your worries. When we used to play on the pitches at the back of Ballymun, we'd walk the pitch beforehand in a line looking for broken glass, syringes.


  • #99
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 650 ✭ [Deleted User]


    josip wrote: »
    Maybe the dog owners who bring their dogs out for a crap on council soccer pitches should also consider that. Anyone who's played soccer on a Dublin Council pitch would have ended up with dog **** on their legs at some stage. In Meath it was sheep ****.

    Dog **** was the least of your worries. When we used to play on the pitches at the back of Ballymun, we'd walk the pitch beforehand in a line looking for broken glass, syringes.

    I've also had to that before matches around there, not fun


  • #100
    Demonique
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭Demonique


    Was quite pissed so took a piss on the dog in his basket


  • #101
    Push Pop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭Push Pop


    Took a big **** in a kettle in a hotel room and turned it on. Not only did the room have to be shut down but the whole floor of the hotel had to be evacuated. I'm pretty sure anyone who inhaled those fumes now have aids*.

    *it wasn't actually me who did it but someone I know from Cork.


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  • #102
    Shane.C
    Registered Users Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭Shane.C


    When I was 10, I lied to my entire class, saying my birthday was at the weekend.
    This was during the summer, when in fact, my birthday was in December.

    I had about 20 or so kids from my class arrive at my doorstep with presents only for the 'aul cailin to turn them away with an embarrassed expression.

    I hid in the bushes across from my house watching everyone come to the door, and laughing with a mate.
    Some people still left me the presents! :D


  • #103
    Toots
    Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,978 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    I just woke my two year old son because I'm howling with laughter reading this thread. Nearly wet the bed reading the bulmers pear poem.


  • #104
    deseil
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭deseil


    I babysat for a family down the road when I was 16, the mother was away one night and I got stoned with the da and shagged him he wasn't even nice looking ..the shame!!


  • #105
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,789 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    I love the Bulmers Pear poem. :D And the image of a lad pissing on his uncle's head ha priceless!

    Worst thing I ever did was throw up into a pint glass under a table in a pub.


  • #106
    turnikett1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 676 ✭✭✭turnikett1


    deseil wrote: »
    I babysat for a family down the road when I was 16, the mother was away one night and I got stoned with the da and shagged him he wasn't even nice looking ..the shame!!

    Now now! Please tell me you were at least over 18 at the time :D


  • #107
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    turnikett1 wrote: »
    Now now! Please tell me you were at least over 18 at the time :D

    :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:

    deseil wrote: »
    I babysat for a family down the road when I was 16, the mother was away one night and I got stoned with the da and shagged him he wasn't even nice looking ..the shame!!


  • #108
    turnikett1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 676 ✭✭✭turnikett1


    bumper234 wrote: »
    :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:

    lol, is all I have to say, really.


  • #109
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,240 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    pablo128 wrote: »
    I met a bird and went back to her place. Gave her a few goes, but eventually ran out of jonnies.(only had a 3 pack) She was up for it again, and not wanting to let her down, I sneakily reached down onto the floor and slipped on one of the used ones. Inside out!


    That is one of the most stupidest things I have ever heard :pac:

    By flipping it inside out, you were coming in to contact with her fluids and vice versa for her. lol. Sperm can only last a few minutes outside the warmth of a human body so forget about pregnancy :P

    So you had 'unprotected sex whilst wearing a condom' :pac::pac: How that feel for ya? lol.....


  • #110
    Zed Bank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 504 ✭✭✭Zed Bank


    When I was younger I went on the Nickelodeon website without asking the billpayers permission.


  • #111
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,022 ✭✭✭uch


    B.A._Baracus wrote: »

    So you had 'unprotected sex whilst wearing a condom' :pac::pac: How that feel for ya? lol.....


    Better than No Sex I'd say

    21/25



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  • #112
    Undercover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 124 ✭✭Undercover


    deseil wrote: »
    I babysat for a family down the road when I was 16, the mother was away one night and I got stoned with the da and shagged him he wasn't even nice looking ..the shame!!

    You sound durty.....I like that


  • #113
    Vito Corleone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭Vito Corleone


    There was two "slow" lads in our class in national school and we'd antagonise them both and manipulate them into disliking each other. Eventually they'd start fighting, one was a very big lad and would pummel the other guy. We thought it was fucking hilarious and looking back it was. Very mean though, and it is not something I would do now.


  • #114
    johnnyvegas22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78 ✭✭johnnyvegas22


    when i was 8 i robbed my sisters conformation money and spent it all on sweets down the local shop


  • #115
    johnnyvegas22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78 ✭✭johnnyvegas22


    dumped a girl just as she finished giving me a blowy


  • #116
    MonstaMash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭MonstaMash


    Ate a vomit omelette à la Jackass for a bet (I was very drunk at the time) :D



  • #117
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,240 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    uch wrote: »
    Better than No Sex I'd say

    try eating a sweet with the wrapper on next time! :pac: ;)


  • #118
    John Cherry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 763 ✭✭✭John Cherry


    deseil wrote: »
    I babysat for a family down the road when I was 16, the mother was away one night and I got stoned with the da and shagged him he wasn't even nice looking ..the shame!!

    The shame on him I'm guessing you mean and not on you ?


  • #119
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    John Cherry wrote: »
    The shame on him I'm guessing you mean and not on you ?

    Why would that be the case?


  • #120
    Demonique
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭Demonique


    Oh and when I was a lot younger I was too lazy to go to the bathroom for a wee, instead I'd get out of bed and piss on the carpet

    I was found out when my mother came into my bedroom in her bare feet...


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  • #121
    John Cherry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 763 ✭✭✭John Cherry


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    Why would that be the case?

    Well I say that because she was underage.


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