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24-04-2014 08:17PM

You's are symphony indeed

BNMC · 24-04-2014 08:33PM

"I'd like an opion on dis if any one tinks dis is exstream plz comment I was acumen home on bus and d bus driver said I'm bared coz on d way dare jazz dropped a orange peal I said I'd pick it up but he said not good enughf and wants to fine me300 I had plead wit him ta bring me home and I can never use DAT bus again he was in bad mood took it out on me and on bus bk he saw me picken a toy up for jazz coz I saw him look bk den he jammend on brake catapulted me across d bus I hurt my nee hip and anckel and he didn't even c was I OK r help me and I was obvisley hurt coz his reckless driven wen he had no reason ta brake let alone DAT fast and I'm suppose to pay a 300 fine how d **** is DAT right must be sumting I can do bout DAT do sent seem right dose it to u ??"

God be kind to her.

Muise... · 24-04-2014 08:39PM

BNMC wrote: »

"I'd like an opion on dis if any one tinks dis is exstream plz comment I was acumen home on bus and d bus driver said I'm bared coz on d way dare jazz dropped a orange peal I said I'd pick it up but he said not good enughf and wants to fine me300 I had plead wit him ta bring me home and I can never use DAT bus again he was in bad mood took it out on me and on bus bk he saw me picken a toy up for jazz coz I saw him look bk den he jammend on brake catapulted me across d bus I hurt my nee hip and anckel and he didn't even c was I OK r help me and I was obvisley hurt coz his reckless driven wen he had no reason ta brake let alone DAT fast and I'm suppose to pay a 300 fine how d **** is DAT right must be sumting I can do bout DAT do sent seem right dose it to u ??"

God be kind to her.

Pure txtspk and then a random ballad lyric? Reminds me of this, what with the cuckoo calling and all. To the Wicker Man with her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVdA9t-AOfU

BNMC · 24-04-2014 08:41PM

"exstream" is a particular favorite.

jamesbere · 24-04-2014 09:07PM

BNMC wrote: »

"I'd like an opion on dis if any one tinks dis is exstream plz comment I was acumen home on bus and d bus driver said I'm bared coz on d way dare jazz dropped a orange peal I said I'd pick it up but he said not good enughf and wants to fine me300 I had plead wit him ta bring me home and I can never use DAT bus again he was in bad mood took it out on me and on bus bk he saw me picken a toy up for jazz coz I saw him look bk den he jammend on brake catapulted me across d bus I hurt my nee hip and anckel and he didn't even c was I OK r help me and I was obvisley hurt coz his reckless driven wen he had no reason ta brake let alone DAT fast and I'm suppose to pay a 300 fine how d **** is DAT right must be sumting I can do bout DAT do sent seem right dose it to u ??"

God be kind to her.

That gave me a headache

cynicalcough · 24-04-2014 09:10PM

Smidge wrote: »

Is that for real?
Who puts that kind of thing on FB? :eek:

Yup real, not a friend but just someone I came across w a public profile. V entertaining if you can decipher it

Paddy Cow · 24-04-2014 09:10PM

cynicalcough wrote: »

For those who don't wanna talk ta me or ain't happy wit me cause of last nite hospitalised again.. Until ya have walked in my shoes for a day don't judge me! I don't need you's are symphony, I don't need you's are lectures even tho ya tink yas are helping.. But come ere for you's dat don't wanna talk ya me or ain't happy or watever, tink bout it, wen I'm necking tablets who's askin for sum, wen you's are neckin tablets who's da ones offering me dem? But (name) overdoses again an yas hate me don't wanna talk ta me or watever, yas are great support offering an poppin wit me, different story den Isn it? Yeah exactly! So I don't need yas are **** I've enough on me mind dan ya be worrying bou wat you's tink of me! I don't need any yas I'm not a ****in kid I'll make me own decisions! So see me middle finger sit on it! An remember I don't need you's are symphony so go **** yas are selfs #Hypercrites

This person has serious issues. They want people not to judge them until they've walked in their shoes but don't want any sympathy or advice? It would be laughable if it wasn't so tragic.

Paddy Cow · 24-04-2014 09:15PM

cynicalcough wrote: »

I don't need you's are symphony

pc7 wrote: »

Brilliant! I've visions of the RTE Orchestra playing music for this person

This song was playing in my mind reading that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74

razorblunt · 24-04-2014 09:16PM

Voodoomelon wrote: »

"I just did the biggest Facebook 'friends' clear out I've ever done... only people I know, like & interact with have stayed on the bus. Well done everyone, happy to have you on board "

I barely know the chap.

Tell him to get focked and delete him, that's my rule for those posts.

Paddy Cow · 24-04-2014 09:29PM

Voodoomelon wrote: »

"I just did the biggest Facebook 'friends' clear out I've ever done... only people I know, like & interact with have stayed on the bus. Well done everyone, happy to have you on board "

I barely know the chap.

I have never got one of these. I guess most people, if they really do not want to see posts from someone, just use that "hide posts" option. Then again I don't have 5000 friends on Facebook so maybe I just don't understand how hard it is to be so popular :pac:

pancake_tuesday · 24-04-2014 10:27PM

jamesbere wrote: »

That gave me a headache

*DAT

fussyonion · 24-04-2014 11:08PM

Girl 1: "rly sck of sum ppl on dis who tink der so clever slaggin me 2 me best mates srsly u must tink i came down in d last shwer ya prik y dont u say wot ur sayin to me face wot? Ne way stress city i think a few drinks is in order wotya tink anyone fancy meetin up for a few drinks and we gets lockos an not give a flyin fk about any1 frnds 4 life"

She received 15 "Likes" and the following comment:

"srsly hun dnt b worryin bout ppl on dis sure dey wudnt hav the balls 2 say haff the stuff to ur face did u see wot jayden broh home frm skool today a little picture of me n me nanny god rest her sole we miss her so much its mad but me ma sed sure nanny is up in haven wit d angles and isnt it nice dat jayden made a pictur so we can remmmbmer her/"

Girl 1: "jaysis dats pure luvly"

I'm sad to tell you I am quoting this verbatim.

PS I particularly like the "angles" typo...cracks me up everytime!!

AlwaysAnyTime · 24-04-2014 11:11PM

fussyonion wrote: »

Girl 1: "rly sck of sum ppl on dis who tink der so clever slaggin me 2 me best mates srsly u must tink i came down in d last shwer ya prik y dont u say wot ur sayin to me face wot? Ne way stress city i think a few drinks is in order wotya tink anyone fancy meetin up for a few drinks and we gets lockos an not give a flyin fk about any1 frnds 4 life"

She received 15 "Likes" and the following comment:

"srsly hun dnt b worryin bout ppl on dis sure dey wudnt hav the balls 2 say haff the stuff to ur face did u see wot jayden broh home frm skool today a little picture of me n me nanny god rest her sole we miss her so much its mad but me ma sed sure nanny is up in haven wit d angles and isnt it nice dat jayden made a pictur so we can remmmbmer her/"

Girl 1: "jaysis dats pure luvly"

I'm sad to tell you I am quoting this verbatim.

PS I particularly like the "angles" typo...cracks me up everytime!!

Don't be so obtuse.

December2012 · 24-04-2014 11:35PM

fussyonion wrote: »

PS I particularly like the "angles" typo...cracks me up everytime!!

AlwaysAnyTime wrote: »

Don't be so obtuse.

It's acute post in fairness

harney · 25-04-2014 08:17AM

BNMC wrote: »

"I'd like an opion on dis if any one tinks dis is exstream plz comment I was acumen home on bus and d bus driver said I'm bared coz on d way dare jazz dropped a orange peal I said I'd pick it up but he said not good enughf and wants to fine me300 I had plead wit him ta bring me home and I can never use DAT bus again he was in bad mood took it out on me and on bus bk he saw me picken a toy up for jazz coz I saw him look bk den he jammend on brake catapulted me across d bus I hurt my nee hip and anckel and he didn't even c was I OK r help me and I was obvisley hurt coz his reckless driven wen he had no reason ta brake let alone DAT fast and I'm suppose to pay a 300 fine how d **** is DAT right must be sumting I can do bout DAT do sent seem right dose it to u ??"

God be kind to her.

I am so tempted to drop this in one of the transport forums and stand back

*

* I promise not to troll the transport forums

pc7 · 25-04-2014 09:51AM

BNMC wrote: »

" I'm bared coz on d way dare jazz dropped a orange peal I said I'd pick it up but he said not good enughf and wants to fine me300 ...... picken a toy up for jazz

Is the child called Jazz?????????

petes · 25-04-2014 10:45AM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

This person has serious issues. They want people not to judge them until they've walked in their shoes but don't want any sympathy or advice? It would be laughable if it wasn't so tragic.

symphony :pac:

I'll be laughing all day at some of these!

razorblunt · 25-04-2014 10:47AM

pc7 wrote: »

Is the child called Jazz?????????

Jacinta perhaps?

Or else its Jeff.

extra gravy · 25-04-2014 10:50AM

razorblunt wrote: »

Jacinta perhaps?

Or else its Jeff.

Could it be a shortened skanger version of Jason?

ivytwine · 25-04-2014 10:54AM

Jasmine? Or Jazzmyne?

Pawwed Rig · 25-04-2014 10:58AM

harney wrote: »

I am so tempted to drop this in one of the transport forums and stand back *

Please do it!! I will even provide the popcorn:D

A bus driver that hands out €300 fines for dropped orange peels? I dunno guys but my gut is telling me there is more to this story than meets the eye:pac:

wildlifeboy · 25-04-2014 11:43AM

fussyonion wrote: »

me nanny god rest her sole !

shes in a better plaice

Custardpi · 25-04-2014 11:54AM

pc7 wrote: »

Is the child called Jazz?????????

Presumably conceived while listening to Miles Davis :pac:

December2012 · 25-04-2014 01:48PM

Custardpi wrote: »

Presumably conceived while listening to Miles Davis :pac:

Or DJ Jazzy Jeff

Muise... · 25-04-2014 01:50PM

Custardpi wrote: »

Presumably conceived while listening to Miles Davis :pac:

Bitches be brewin

ivytwine · 25-04-2014 01:51PM

wildlifeboy wrote: »

shes in a better plaice

Yeah, she's with the anglefish now. xx

retro:electro · 25-04-2014 02:37PM

Haha I'm at work giggling away to myself here you guys are a funny bunch!

eamonnq · 25-04-2014 03:25PM

pc7 wrote: »

Is the child called Jazz?????????

A horse named Jazz running in the 3.25 Doncaster today, I just had to back it!!!

but it didn't win!!

wildlifeboy · 25-04-2014 04:22PM

wildlifeboy wrote: »

shes in a better plaice

most thanks i have ever got for a post..thanks

fussyonion · 28-04-2014 04:49PM

"Wot tym dus d chinese close at tnyte any1"
"wok over n see if its open, dnt ya hav legs"
"shut ur trap im jst wondrin lyk i rly need a 4in1"
"the chinese is like ur legs, alwys open"
"ha ha see u u slu' w8 til i c u"

An hour later:

"rip 2 me ma who i miss a lot latly ovr d pst fw weeks its bin 5yrs but jesus i miss ye terrible,i no ur watchin me n ur partyin wit d angles"

I like the idea of an angle partying, don't you?
Also, the irony that someone who typoed "walk" as "wok" in light of the subject, was lost on them all.

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