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Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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  • #3242
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    Going for my monthly check up in the hospital,waiting three hours and in the end being prescribed something that would look more at home being shoved up the back passage of a sniper rifle never mind me own.

    They'll start calling you "Ma Deuce" next! :pac::pac::pac:


  • #3243
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    I'll see your burned tongue and raise you a bitten tongue:(


    I'll see your bitten tongue and raise a bitten inside of the cheek and then you bite the same place again about 3 times during the same meal.


  • #3244
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    gramar wrote: »
    I'll see your bitten tongue and raise a bitten inside of the cheek and then you bite the same place again about 3 times in during the same meal.
    Bonjella is your best bet for that:D


  • #3245
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    I'll see your burned tongue and raise you a bitten tongue:(

    I'll see your bitten tongue and raise you a bitten inner cheek...and a hangnail!


  • #3246
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I'll see your bitten tongue and raise you a bitten inner cheek...and a hangnail!
    I've got a nasty abscess that knocks both of those out of the park. It feels like scalded skin being stabbed with a sharp nail over and over again:(


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  • #3247
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,588 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I'll see your bitten tongue and raise you a bitten inner cheek...and a hangnail!

    I hate when you try to pull off a hangnail and end up taking the skin off half your finger with it :eek:


  • #3248
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    I've got a nasty abscess that knocks both of those out of the park. It feels like scalded skin being stabbed with a sharp nail over and over again:(

    :eek:


  • #3249
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I'll see your bitten tongue and raise you a bitten inner cheek...and a hangnail!
    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    I've got a nasty abscess that knocks both of those out of the park. It feels like scalded skin being stabbed with a sharp nail over and over again:(

    I'm in with some heavy hitters here, as Kenny Rogers would say 'gotta know when to fold 'em'


  • #3250
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    castletownman wrote: »
    I hate when you try to pull off a hangnail and end up taking the skin off half your finger with it :eek:



    Or when you are pulling the top of a toenail off and you pull it down too far and the nerve jumps? :(


  • #3251
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,588 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Or when you are pulling the top of a toenail off and you pull it down too far and the nerve jumps? :(

    Can't say I've experienced that scenario. But did get half of my big toenail ripped off when it got caught in a wet football sock when I was taking it off after training. Ouch!

    I have been in the wars with inconspicuously random injuries


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  • #3252
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Anyone want to buy a corn plaster


  • #3253
    cocobubbles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 104 ✭✭cocobubbles


    people who wear crocs. And crocs in general. :mad:


  • #3254
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    cocobubbles wrote: »
    people who wear crocs. And crocs in general. :mad:

    Horrible fcuking yokes.


  • #3255
    Wotsername
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 367 ✭✭Wotsername


    Isn't it remarkable, how much we can take in terms of life threatening illnesses, horrendous diseases, and their oftentimes equally horrendous treatments....But a hangnail, blister, paper cut or tooth/earache? Get it tf away from me. :pac:


  • #3256
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    cocobubbles wrote: »
    people who wear crocs. And crocs in general. :mad:

    Well, I am sure you all know my view on crocs from a couple of pages back.....


  • #3257
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    This is like being back in the playground again comparing scars, I'll see your oral and nail maladies with 'uveitis'. I won't link but I will say it's a rather nasty eyeball infection, for which I'll take looking like a tit with an eye patch over subjecting unsuspecting strangers to the sight of it :pac:

    (Eyepatch also helps block out light :o)


  • #3258
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Non absorbent tea towels that push the water around the plate and leave it covered in hairs :mad:


  • #3259
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    This is like being back in the playground again comparing scars, I'll see your oral and nail maladies with 'uveitis'. I won't link but I will say it's a rather nasty eyeball infection, for which I'll take looking like a tit with an eye patch over subjecting unsuspecting strangers to the sight of it :pac:

    (Eyepatch also helps block out light :o)

    But you could pull off the pirate look! Pirates are cool!!
    :cool:


  • #3260
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    The use of the word 'redundant' in threads recently??
    Over in the Selfie / cancer one, a couple of posters refer to the selfie trend for charity as 'redundant'?!
    wtf like?


  • #3261
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    To add to the shoe collection:

    UGG boots.

    I'm not sure what's worse, the way they look, how much they cost or how the women walk in them.


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  • #3262
    GenieOz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 892 ✭✭✭GenieOz


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    The use of the word 'redundant' in threads recently??
    Over in the Selfie / cancer one, a couple of posters refer to the selfie trend for charity as 'redundant'?!
    wtf like?

    Probably in middle management training and attempting to get all their ducks in a row.


  • #3263
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    People who put L plates on upside down or back to front on their car...just hate looking at cars with this. Can they not just turn them the right way around..


  • #3264
    Wotsername
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 367 ✭✭Wotsername


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Non absorbent tea towels that push the water around the plate and leave it covered in hairs :mad:

    Aghh I hate those! I bought a 4pk of tea towels and they were all those microfiber, feckie things. :(

    Although it does kinda sound like you might be using the dog.


  • #3265
    GenieOz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 892 ✭✭✭GenieOz


    Colser wrote: »
    People who put L plates on upside down or back to front on their car...just hate looking at cars with this. Can they not just turn them the right way around..

    It's hard to trust someone can drive in any way correctly when they can't put an L plate up correctly. Avoid these cars at all costs!


  • #3266
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    This is like being back in the playground again comparing scars, I'll see your oral and nail maladies with 'uveitis'. I won't link but I will say it's a rather nasty eyeball infection, for which I'll take looking like a tit with an eye patch over subjecting unsuspecting strangers to the sight of it :pac:

    (Eyepatch also helps block out light :o)

    I'm not a card player, but I think a snapped "Banjo string" wins


  • #3267
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    People trying to screw me out of money. One company didnt cancel my contract with them and my estate agent is trying to get the money for cleaning the place BEFORE we moved in. Theres very little risk to me actually owing the money but its a pain in the ass having to fight them for it.


  • #3268
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    Ice cream vans and their stupid jingles.


  • #3269
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    I know it was mentioned before but:

    PEOPLE WHO SIT BESIDE YOU ON THE BUS WHERE THERE ARE FREE SEATS!

    Ain't gonna be bus buddies dude, don't you even try :mad:


  • #3270
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Just lick them on their cheek.
    They'll move seats fairly quickly after that I found.


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  • #3271
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    I'm not a card player, but I think a snapped "Banjo string" wins


    Ha! Reading that is like when you hit your funny bone, you know you shouldn't be laughing, but you can't help yourself - I winced but couldn't help laughing at the same time :D

    Narrowly avoided it myself once -

    Czarcasm wrote: »
    That'd honestly make me laugh though, but then I'm a bit of an odd bastard at the best of times, such as the day I wen't to doggy style a girl and suddenly she shouted "Aaaagh! Spearrr...", before she shot forward and burst her head off the headboard and then curled up in the foetal position.

    I hadn't a clue what was after happening until she whispered "My ass, you dumb fcuk!" :pac:


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