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Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

Frigga_92

Hope it's okay to start the new thread (not sure if mods have to do it).

I posted this right at the end of the last thread so just carrying it over as it has me driven demented.

I have a question on this subject.

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(my first thread on boards :cool: )

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jimgoose

Un Croissant wrote: »

Going for my monthly check up in the hospital,waiting three hours and in the end being prescribed something that would look more at home being shoved up the back passage of a sniper rifle never mind me own.

They'll start calling you "Ma Deuce" next! :pac::pac::pac:

gramar

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I'll see your burned tongue and raise you a bitten tongue:(

I'll see your bitten tongue and raise a bitten inside of the cheek and then you bite the same place again about 3 times during the same meal.

Pumpkinseeds

gramar wrote: »

I'll see your bitten tongue and raise a bitten inside of the cheek and then you bite the same place again about 3 times in during the same meal.

Bonjella is your best bet for that:D

OldNotWIse

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I'll see your burned tongue and raise you a bitten tongue:(

I'll see your bitten tongue and raise you a bitten inner cheek...and a hangnail!

Pumpkinseeds

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I'll see your bitten tongue and raise you a bitten inner cheek...and a hangnail!

I've got a nasty abscess that knocks both of those out of the park. It feels like scalded skin being stabbed with a sharp nail over and over again:(

castletownman

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I'll see your bitten tongue and raise you a bitten inner cheek...and a hangnail!

I hate when you try to pull off a hangnail and end up taking the skin off half your finger with it :eek:

OldNotWIse

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I've got a nasty abscess that knocks both of those out of the park. It feels like scalded skin being stabbed with a sharp nail over and over again:(

:eek:

gramar

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I'll see your bitten tongue and raise you a bitten inner cheek...and a hangnail!

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I've got a nasty abscess that knocks both of those out of the park. It feels like scalded skin being stabbed with a sharp nail over and over again:(

I'm in with some heavy hitters here, as Kenny Rogers would say 'gotta know when to fold 'em'

OldNotWIse

castletownman wrote: »

I hate when you try to pull off a hangnail and end up taking the skin off half your finger with it :eek:

Or when you are pulling the top of a toenail off and you pull it down too far and the nerve jumps?

castletownman

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Or when you are pulling the top of a toenail off and you pull it down too far and the nerve jumps?

Can't say I've experienced that scenario. But did get half of my big toenail ripped off when it got caught in a wet football sock when I was taking it off after training. Ouch!

I have been in the wars with inconspicuously random injuries

eisenberg1

Anyone want to buy a corn plaster

cocobubbles

people who wear crocs. And crocs in general. :mad:

Aglomerado

cocobubbles wrote: »

people who wear crocs. And crocs in general. :mad:

Horrible fcuking yokes.

Wotsername

Isn't it remarkable, how much we can take in terms of life threatening illnesses, horrendous diseases, and their oftentimes equally horrendous treatments....But a hangnail, blister, paper cut or tooth/earache? Get it tf away from me. :pac:

eisenberg1

cocobubbles wrote: »

people who wear crocs. And crocs in general. :mad:

Well, I am sure you all know my view on crocs from a couple of pages back.....

Czarcasm

This is like being back in the playground again comparing scars, I'll see your oral and nail maladies with 'uveitis'. I won't link but I will say it's a rather nasty eyeball infection, for which I'll take looking like a tit with an eye patch over subjecting unsuspecting strangers to the sight of it :pac:

(Eyepatch also helps block out light

)

Paddy Cow

Non absorbent tea towels that push the water around the plate and leave it covered in hairs :mad:

czechlin

Czarcasm wrote: »

This is like being back in the playground again comparing scars, I'll see your oral and nail maladies with 'uveitis'. I won't link but I will say it's a rather nasty eyeball infection, for which I'll take looking like a tit with an eye patch over subjecting unsuspecting strangers to the sight of it :pac:

(Eyepatch also helps block out light )

But you could pull off the pirate look! Pirates are cool!!
:cool:

whiskeyman

The use of the word 'redundant' in threads recently??
Over in the Selfie / cancer one, a couple of posters refer to the selfie trend for charity as 'redundant'?!
wtf like?

czechlin

To add to the shoe collection:

UGG boots.

I'm not sure what's worse, the way they look, how much they cost or how the women walk in them.

GenieOz

whiskeyman wrote: »

The use of the word 'redundant' in threads recently??
Over in the Selfie / cancer one, a couple of posters refer to the selfie trend for charity as 'redundant'?!
wtf like?

Probably in middle management training and attempting to get all their ducks in a row.

Colser

People who put L plates on upside down or back to front on their car...just hate looking at cars with this. Can they not just turn them the right way around..

Wotsername

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Non absorbent tea towels that push the water around the plate and leave it covered in hairs :mad:

Aghh I hate those! I bought a 4pk of tea towels and they were all those microfiber, feckie things.

Although it does kinda sound like you might be using the dog.

GenieOz

Colser wrote: »

People who put L plates on upside down or back to front on their car...just hate looking at cars with this. Can they not just turn them the right way around..

It's hard to trust someone can drive in any way correctly when they can't put an L plate up correctly. Avoid these cars at all costs!

eisenberg1

Czarcasm wrote: »

This is like being back in the playground again comparing scars, I'll see your oral and nail maladies with 'uveitis'. I won't link but I will say it's a rather nasty eyeball infection, for which I'll take looking like a tit with an eye patch over subjecting unsuspecting strangers to the sight of it :pac:

(Eyepatch also helps block out light )

I'm not a card player, but I think a snapped "Banjo string" wins

shruikan2553

People trying to screw me out of money. One company didnt cancel my contract with them and my estate agent is trying to get the money for cleaning the place BEFORE we moved in. Theres very little risk to me actually owing the money but its a pain in the ass having to fight them for it.

LynnGrace

Ice cream vans and their stupid jingles.

czechlin

I know it was mentioned before but:

PEOPLE WHO SIT BESIDE YOU ON THE BUS WHERE THERE ARE FREE SEATS!

Ain't gonna be bus buddies dude, don't you even try :mad:

whiskeyman

Just lick them on their cheek.
They'll move seats fairly quickly after that I found.

Czarcasm

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I'm not a card player, but I think a snapped "Banjo string" wins

Ha! Reading that is like when you hit your funny bone, you know you shouldn't be laughing, but you can't help yourself - I winced but couldn't help laughing at the same time

Narrowly avoided it myself once -

Czarcasm wrote: »

That'd honestly make me laugh though, but then I'm a bit of an odd bastard at the best of times, such as the day I wen't to doggy style a girl and suddenly she shouted "Aaaagh! Spearrr...", before she shot forward and burst her head off the headboard and then curled up in the foetal position.

I hadn't a clue what was after happening until she whispered "My ass, you dumb fcuk!" :pac: