Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

SpaceCowb0y · 14-03-2014 09:12PM

Muise... wrote: »

Ah, that's why you're having a burger and a fap; your licence got revoked for bragging.

Haha pretty much! I'll probably be carrying an endorsement for a while too!

Fred Swanson · 14-03-2014 09:15PM

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czechlin · 14-03-2014 09:49PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

put an upside down plate on it...

does the same job.

I did, except it was a baking tray.

I'd just appreciate if the lovely flatmates of mine for whom I'm cooking and baking (because I want to) just let me know when we run out of stuff or even better - replaced it. Ah well, we're just people... :pac:

Arbiter of Good Taste · 14-03-2014 11:38PM

F*ckheads who have their fog lights on all the f*cking time

Andrewf20 · 15-03-2014 03:57AM

American restaurant:

Waitress: So are you ready to order?
Me: Yep, ill have the fish n chips
Waitress: Oh good choice, my favourite.

Nuff said. Happens relative frequently. Dont know why but it drives me nuts!

Daveysil15 · 15-03-2014 09:29AM

Andrewf20 wrote: »

American restaurant:

Waitress: So are you ready to order?
Me: Yep, ill have the fish n chips
Waitress: Oh good choice, my favourite.

Nuff said. Happens relative frequently. Dont know why but it drives me nuts!

It's worse when they ask you would you like cheese with that.

MJ23 · 15-03-2014 09:40AM

Getting up early all week with tears in my eyes and looking forward to a sleep in til at least 10 on Saturday.
No chance, wide awake since 7.15.

MJ23 · 15-03-2014 09:49AM

saralou2011 wrote: »

Americans calling st patrick's day st patty's day.

Just Americans in general. Watching the news last night on the trouble in Ukraine. Who made the Americans boss? How do they think they can just come in and tell them what to do?

Frigga_92 · 15-03-2014 10:50AM

Got on the train at 7:50, a kid of about 3 or 4 has been screaming since 8:20. SHUT UP!!!!

There should be a separate carriage for the little monsters.

eisenberg1 · 15-03-2014 11:45AM

Andrewf20 wrote: »

American restaurant:

Waitress: So are you ready to order?
Me: Yep, ill have the fish n chips
Waitress: Oh good choice, my favourite.

Nuff said. Happens relative frequently. Dont know why but it drives me nuts!

You were lucky, usually this is what happens..

Waitress:Hi, I am Candy,I will be your server this evening blah blah
Me: Ehm, I will; have the cheeseburger and chips
Waitrtess: Chips? chips? I dunno, can I ask chef?
Me: Whats the problem with chips...
Waitress: Well, its unusual...
Then the lights came on...
Me:Ok sorry, Fries..
Waitress: Oh, oh ok, no problem, fries right, jeez, that's so cute, you guys say chips for fries
Me: Oh fcuk off, I am going somewhere else............Mexico maybe

LynnGrace · 15-03-2014 01:48PM

Not sleeping, and then feeling rubbish the next day. At least t'is Saturday.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 15-03-2014 02:02PM

stuck behind some self centered ****ing hamplanet in the aldi queue as she took her precious time packing her groceries at the till,making sure each and every item was secure in its place before moving on to the next

in a just world aldi would hire security guards to drag ***** like that out of the building and deposit them in the way of traffic

Un Croissant · 15-03-2014 02:04PM

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

stuck behind some self centered ****ing hamplanet in the aldi queue as she took her precious time packing her groceries at the till,making sure each and every item was secure in its place before moving on to the next

in a just world aldi would hire security guards to drag ***** like that out of the building and deposit them in the way of traffic

Aldi and Lidl are ALWAYS bloody busy

they really should have a kiosk for a few items. Also I really hate when you queue up behind three or four people and the guy on the till refuses you because he's closing. 'am its f**king busy, stay where you are.'

The Princess Bride · 15-03-2014 02:58PM

Andrewf20 wrote: »

American restaurant:

Waitress: So are you ready to order?
Me: Yep, ill have the fish n chips
Waitress: Oh good choice, my favourite.

Nuff said. Happens relative frequently. Dont know why but it drives me nuts!

You'd wonder is everything their favourite?

Similarly, in a clothes shop,when you go to pay and the shop assistant says,"It's lovely,isn't it?I have one of these at home."
Almost makes me want to change my mind and put it back on the shelf.

czechlin · 15-03-2014 03:52PM

Not keeping a track of the exhibitions I want to see properly. I decided to go to finally check the Love Letters Exhibition out only to find out it finished yesterday

Pumpkinseeds · 15-03-2014 03:57PM

Shop local promotions. Went to my local pharmacy this morning and a pack of gauze dressings that cost 3.75 last week cost 4.20 today. Thats the second increase in less than a year bringing the price up by a euro, well I'll be buying them online from now on. I buy a lot of them so over the course of a year it could be up to another 100 euro more than I was paying.

Also, a tube of ear drops for cats/dogs that costs about 8 euro at my vet was priced at 23.45 in the same pharmacy:eek:, I've bought it in that pharmacy in the past for less than a tenner:mad:

Un Croissant · 15-03-2014 04:04PM

'Real changes for the good of real people.' - The average TD.

What does that mean?
'Haters and fakers can go f**k themselves' - Eamonn Gilmore...allegedly.

csallmighty · 15-03-2014 04:17PM

When wasters go about in luminus jackets pretending to be busy.

Just because you're wearing your "work clothes" doesn't mean I believe you're "flat out"

eisenberg1 · 15-03-2014 04:23PM

The Princess Bride wrote: »

You'd wonder is everything their favourite?

Similarly, in a clothes shop,when you go to pay and the shop assistant says,"It's lovely,isn't it?I have one of these at home."
Almost makes me want to change my mind and put it back on the shelf.

In a local place I go to now and again, the waitress will gush..

"You have to try the sticky toffee pudding, it's to die for, really lovely"

Its a ****ing slice of cake that costs seven quid....it's supposed to be fcuking nice, it would be better is she was to say something like "I'd give the pavlova a miss if I was you, its poxy":D

SpaceCowb0y · 15-03-2014 05:33PM

LynnGrace wrote: »

Not sleeping, and then feeling rubbish the next day. At least t'is Saturday.

Or having a nap mid day and waking up feeling like death for no apparent reason!! Tell me i am not the only one this happens to!

The Princess Bride · 15-03-2014 05:44PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

In a local place I go to now and again, the waitress will gush..

"You have to try the sticky toffee pudding, it's to die for, really lovely"

Its a ****ing slice of cake that costs seven quid....it's supposed to be fcuking nice, it would be better is she was to say something like "I'd give the pavlova a miss if I was you, its poxy":D

^^I'd read that as her meaning that the sticky toffee pudding is nearing it's sell-by date,so,buy if before it grows a mould!

The Princess Bride · 15-03-2014 05:51PM

The Princess Bride wrote: »

Random singing of The Fields of Athenry, on any occasion.
So embarrassing. Always makes me cringe and wanna hide.

Posted this last month-am willing our Irish fans to sing anything else today.

Please?

Muise... · 15-03-2014 06:04PM

The Princess Bride wrote: »

Posted this last month-am willing our Irish fans to sing anything else today.

Please?

an ugly song for an ugly game.

czechlin · 15-03-2014 07:56PM

SpaceCowb0y wrote: »

Or having a nap mid day and waking up feeling like death for no apparent reason!! Tell me i am not the only one this happens to!

You're not the only one

That's why I do naps very rarely, I don't think they work for me.

Pumpkinseeds · 15-03-2014 08:32PM

I hate the expression 'sucking diesel'. The post rugby commentary is on in the background and one of the commentators used that expression. It is one of THE most cringeworthy, paddywhackery, begosh and begorrah Irish things that makes me physically cringe.

Oops69 · 15-03-2014 09:41PM

Some foreign hotel rooms not having kettles for your cup of tea .......and another thing , twinings early grey English breakfast tea ....what a joke !

SpaceCowb0y · 15-03-2014 09:50PM

I can guarantee it's been said before, probably even by myself but poor grammar and spelling on the internet reeeeeally annoys me! I don't know why it bothers me so much, maybe i'm slightly OCD but every time i see someone use there, they're or their wrong on Facebook i want to correct them even if i don't know them! A little bit of me actually dies inside when i see how poor the level of basic English is amongst people i know! The way text language with all its abbreviations and distorting of words (dat for that, den for then etc) and how it has come to a point where i fully believe people actually think that's how these words are spelled now leaves me with little hope for intelligence!

Un Croissant · 15-03-2014 10:21PM

SpaceCowb0y wrote: »

I can guarantee it's been said before, probably even by myself but poor grammar and spelling on the internet reeeeeally annoys me! I don't know why it bothers me so much, maybe i'm slightly OCD but every time i see someone use there, they're or their wrong on Facebook i want to correct them even if i don't know them! A little bit of me actually dies inside when i see how poor the level of basic English is amongst people i know! The way text language with all its abbreviations and distorting of words (dat for that, den for then etc) and how it has come to a point where i fully believe people actually think that's how these words are spelt now leaves me with little hope for intelligence!

Does 'I' take a capital?

........ I went there. I hate myself.

Muise... · 15-03-2014 10:25PM

Un Croissant wrote: »

Does 'I' take a capital?

........ I went there. I hate myself.

also 'spelt'.

SpaceCowb0y · 15-03-2014 10:30PM

Muise... wrote: »

also 'spelt'.

I will kick myself for that for days now

Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

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