Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

Boom_Bap

It annoys me that I don't get both at the same time.

jimgoose

Muise... wrote: »

People telling you what you "need" when it's what they need and you're actually grand. E.g.

"you need to stop saying that."

Instead of

"Stop saying that."

It's the sort of passive aggressive thing that makes me go from passive to aggressive in less than 3.7 seconds. :mad::D

I've taken to letting a roar at those people, a lá Sergeant-Major Sixta in Generation Kill: "Y'has 'til oh-dark-hundred t'unfuck yissel'!!"

SpaceCowb0y

Boom_Bap wrote: »

It annoys me that I don't get both at the same time.

I thought the whole idea was to be extremely degrading and eat your steak (possibly in sandwich form) while receiving a bit of the other?

Muise...

SpaceCowb0y wrote: »

I thought the whole idea was to be extremely degrading and eat your steak (possibly in sandwich form) while receiving a bit of the other?

do you get extra man-points for balancing a plate of chips on her head?

Wotsername

When I first heard this March 14th stuff, I thought for a few moments that it might be meant as 'Steak' in the Paul Newman quote sense. "Why go out for burger when you have steak at home?".
That way it seemed more fun and fair, and less of a misogynistic ego trip.;)

Or was it Steve McQueen who said that?

Czarcasm

Muise... wrote: »

do you get extra man-points for balancing a plate of chips on her head?

Extra women-points if she has "an arse you could park your bicycle in and rest a pint on"*



*courtesy of Bridget Jones old man

eisenberg1

Muise... wrote: »

do you get extra man-points for balancing a plate of chips on her head?

Or HIS head:P

eisenberg1

Muise... wrote: »

do you get extra man-points for balancing a plate of chips on her head?

:D:D And if said head is angled right, you can watch the match as well.

Muise...

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Or HIS head:P

I think the idea of the day is the straightest manliest straight man thing ever.

"And if said head is angled right, you can watch the match as well."

see?

czechlin

Wotsername wrote: »

Tell your workmate there's a queue waiting for him/her in the toilets, and they've all had the steak

I can't tell him anything in regards that topic anymore, this is a very small office with only two females, one of them being me :eek:

whirlpool

Job agencies.

Czarcasm

Muise... wrote: »

I think the idea of the day is the straightest manliest straight man thing ever.

"And if said head is angled right, you can watch the match as well."

see?

It didn't do Julius Caesar much good, he asked for his countrymen's ears, and they stabbed him in the back

He can't say he wasn't warned, "Beware the Ides of March", but for all his ear lending, would he listen?

Of course not, but I'd still liked to have seen him balance a plate of chips on the sleek head of the lean and hungry Cassius!

Muise...

Czarcasm wrote: »

It didn't do Julius Caesar much good, he asked for his countrymen's ears, and they stabbed him in the back

He can't say he wasn't warned, "Beware the Ides of March", but for all his ear lending, would he listen?

Of course not, but I'd still liked to have seen him balance a plate of chips on the sleek head of the lean and hungry Cassius!

It was Mark Anthony who said "lend me your ears."

SpaceCowb0y

Muise... wrote: »

do you get extra man-points for balancing a plate of chips on her head?

You can get man points for things?? How do these fair compared to brownie points?

I'm not sure I'm doing too well in either department considering I am sans steak et blowjob today and obviously this in turn would suggest I have nobody to earn brownie points with!

I wonder will hookers accept the brownie points I didn't use up with my ex... and if they have cooking facilities where they work?

eisenberg1

Muise... wrote: »

I think the idea of the day is the straightest manliest straight man thing ever.

"And if said head is angled right, you can watch the match as well."

see?

Well I have heard it said that a straight man, getting a BJ from another man is a bit like wearing Crocs............

It feels just fine.................until you look down:D

SpaceCowb0y

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Well I have heard it said that a straight man, getting a BJ from another man is a bit like wearing Crocs............

It feels just fine.................until you look down:D

Jayzis....

Muise...

SpaceCowb0y wrote: »

You can get man points for things?? How do these fair compared to brownie points?

I'm not sure I'm doing too well in either department considering I am sans steak et blowjob today and obviously this in turn would suggest I have nobody to earn brownie points with!

I wonder will hookers accept the brownie points I didn't use up with my ex... and if they have cooking facilities where they work?

Man points are points you get from other men for being all manly and mannish.

Brownie points get you little badges that you have to sew on to your uniform.

Neither are currency.

Spaghetti alla puttanesca might be worth a shot.

czechlin

SpaceCowb0y wrote: »

You can get man points for things?? How do these fair compared to brownie points?

I'm not sure I'm doing too well in either department considering I am sans steak et blowjob today and obviously this in turn would suggest I have nobody to earn brownie points with!

I wonder will hookers accept the brownie points I didn't use up with my ex... and if they have cooking facilities where they work?

SpaceCowb0y I think this asking for a chart! Pie or bar I'll leave that to you. Jaysus, you lads don't have it easy, do you. :eek:

Loire

Why are lollipops so hard to open?

SpaceCowb0y

Muise... wrote: »

Man points are points you get from other men for being all manly and mannish.

Brownie points get you little badges that you have to sew on to your uniform.

Neither are currency.

Spaghetti alla puttanesca might be worth a shot.

I always thought brownie points are what you get when you do this dishes or take your OH for a surprise dinner (usually as you are going to confess to doing something bad, hence the need for these points) or in some cases even just to save up for head while driving etc

czechlin

Loire wrote: »

Why are lollipops so hard to open?

Nightmare, isn't it! Until you master your own technique, then it's a piece of cake God, I miss lollipops, terrible habit I got rid of but I still miss them

Muise...

SpaceCowb0y wrote: »

I always thought brownie points are what you get when you do this dishes or take your OH for a surprise dinner (usually as you are going to confess to doing something bad, hence the need for these points) or in some cases even just to save up for head while driving etc

No dear, that gets you penalty points. Unless your OH wears a brown uniform and knee socks and is really into helping old ladies across the road (because of the dangerous head-drivers).

SpaceCowb0y

Muise... wrote: »

No dear, that gets you penalty points. Unless your OH wears a brown uniform and knee socks and is really into helping old ladies across the road (because of the dangerous head-drivers).

I've racked up a lot of those in my time so....

Muise...

SpaceCowb0y wrote: »

I've racked up a lot of those in my time so....

little girls or old ladies?

saralou2011

Americans calling st patrick's day st patty's day.

SpaceCowb0y

Muise... wrote: »

little girls or old ladies?

Penalty points dear, peanalty points!

Muise...

SpaceCowb0y wrote: »

Penalty points dear, peanalty points!

Ah, that's why you're having a burger and a fap; your licence got revoked for bragging.

czechlin

Realising that there's not a square inch of tin foil only when the lasagna's ready to be popped in the oven! :mad:

sunnysoutheast

sunnysoutheast wrote: »

You know that spells S-M-S in Morse Code, right?

di-di-dit dah-dah di-di-dit

Most people these days don't even know that CW is, let alone read it

da dit da

czechlin

czechlin wrote: »

Realising that there's not a square inch of tin foil only when the lasagna's ready to be popped in the oven! :mad:

put an upside down plate on it...

does the same job.