Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

Czarcasm

LynnGrace wrote: »

This made me laugh

OldNotWise's posts are like my Monday* morning Dilbert cartoon at this stage



*Yes, yes I know today is Tuesday, but how often does that happen as opposed to a Monday morning when I'm actually feeling strangely rather spritely today after the amount of liquor I put away last night...


Trivial thing that annoys me? Pedants.

OldNotWIse

Czarcasm wrote: »

OldNotWise's posts are like my Monday* morning Dilbert cartoon at this stage



*Yes, yes I know today is Tuesday, but how often does that happen as opposed to a Monday morning when I'm actually feeling strangely rather spritely today after the amount of liquor I put away last night...


Trivial thing that annoys me? Pedants.

......:)...........:D:D:D:D

czechlin

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Baby yoga (20 babies lying on coloured mats...being babies, and a sign outside saying "Baby Yoga ten euro a session")

Excellent, I've got a mental image of 20 babies dressed in pastel coloured rompers (kind of like giant jelly babies) making worm like moves on brightly coloured mats :eek:
ONW made my day already :D

FoxyVixen

Pouring milk on my cereal in the morning, still half asleep, and one little fecker of a flake angles itself in such a way that the milk leaps out of the bowl and all over the table/work clothes!!

OldNotWIse

czechlin wrote: »

Excellent, I've got a mental image of 20 babies dressed in pastel coloured rompers (kind of like giant jelly babies) making worm like moves on brightly coloured mats :eek:
ONW made my day already :D

If they had hats I'd run away with them! Is there anything better in this world than a warm, fat baby with that amazing baby smell, and a little hat on its little head?Especially when they make those cute little baby whimpering noises. Still remember the first time I held my 12 hour old godson and he snuggled into my neck. Knew there and then I wanted a baby

Tick....tock...tik...tock...tick tock..ticktockticktockticktockticktock!!!!!

...said the biological clock :D

czechlin

OldNotWIse wrote: »

If they had hats I'd run away with them! Is there anything better in this world than a warm, fat baby with that amazing baby smell, and a little hat on its little head?Especially when they make those cute little baby whimpering noises. Still remember the first time I held my 12 hour old godson and he snuggled into my neck. Knew there and then I wanted a baby

Tick....tock...tik...tock...tick tock..ticktockticktockticktockticktock!!!!!

...said the biological clock :D

Aww the Michelin babies, they're cute alright

Ihatecuddles

Kids and their big mouths.

My son is 4 in a few weeks, a very large woman just walked by us and he shouts 'look at the big fat woman'.

I almost died. I'm sure she did too so embarrassing!

Pumpkinseeds

Un Croissant wrote: »

When you feel like you've had a full nights sleep and you check your clock and its only been 2 hours. Then you repeat that every two hours. Messes your head right up.

I just had one of those nights. I don't know what's wrong with me lately, for the past week or so I've been having really unsettling vivid dreams and waking up exhausted every morning.

Pumpkinseeds

OldNotWIse wrote: »

If they had hats I'd run away with them! Is there anything better in this world than a warm, fat baby with that amazing baby smell, and a little hat on its little head?Especially when they make those cute little baby whimpering noises. Still remember the first time I held my 12 hour old godson and he snuggled into my neck. Knew there and then I wanted a baby

Tick....tock...tik...tock...tick tock..ticktockticktockticktockticktock!!!!!

...said the biological clock :D

That's easily solved, just get yourself some good earplugs:D

OldNotWIse

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

That's easily solved, just get yourself some good earplugs:D

Sooooooo the last word I expected at the end of that sentence

gramar

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

That's easily solved, just get yourself some good earplugs:D

or a fanny plug. Just don't use a mickey for the job!

OldNotWIse

gramar wrote: »

or a fanny plug. Just don't use a mickey for the job!

And in record time, the AH'ers managed to drag the tone down to a spectacularly low level, even by our standards

Un Croissant

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I just had one of those nights. I don't know what's wrong with me lately, for the past week or so I've been having really unsettling vivid dreams and waking up exhausted every morning.

Ive been doing weird stuff in my sleep/half-awake-but-cant-remember-state. Like hopping over the gf in the bed so she is on the outside. And other...weirder..stuff.

Un Croissant

Those annoying spin south west employees who come around my Uni asking people to read scripted endorsements of Netflix, random pubs etc.

And also the eejits who read the script like it was their first time reading instead of telling them to 'go f**k'. 'I..just...love watching...Breaking...Bad...after a big...assignment.'

Paddy Cow

Un Croissant wrote: »

When you feel like you've had a full nights sleep and you check your clock and its only been 2 hours. Then you repeat that every two hours. Messes your head right up.

And when it's finally time to get up you feel shattered

gramar

OldNotWIse wrote: »

And in record time, the AH'ers managed to drag the tone down to a spectacularly low level, even by our standards

I take a bow!

OldNotWIse

gramar wrote: »

I take a bow!

Be careful bending over in a place like this :eek::eek:

Pumpkinseeds

Went to brush my teeth today and got ambushed by a big black spider that was hiding in the tootbrush glass, one of the really quick ninja ones, I'm still shuddering about it. Not brushing my teeth until that glass has been thoroughly scoured.

Wotsername

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Went to brush my teeth today and got ambushed by a big black spider that was hiding in the tootbrush glass, one of the really quick ninja ones, I'm still shuddering about it. Not brushing my teeth until that glass has been thoroughly scoured.

I'd bin the brush too, just in case it had laid zillions of tiny little eggs in between the bristles. Ugh

gramar

OldNotWIse wrote: »

And in record time, the AH'ers managed to drag the tone down to a spectacularly low level, even by our standards

gramar wrote: »

I take a bow!

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Be careful bending over in a place like this :eek::eek:

..and the tone continues to be dragged down to new lows.......

OldNotWIse

gramar wrote: »

..and the tone continues to be dragged down to new lows.......

Well you know what they say about people who talk about it...


Guess we're all knitting this evening

Un Croissant

Un Croissant wrote: »

When you feel like you've had a full nights sleep and you check your clock and its only been 2 hours. Then you repeat that every two hours. Messes your head right up.

This. And to top it off I can feel my throat getting husky and my skin getting sensitive on the duvet. I shall soon grace you all with a 'being sick' post.

Sunglasses Ron

People ending status updates with "me thinks".

Ugh.

Ring4Fea

Using "disconnect" as a noun when it's a f--king VERB.

DisconnectION is the noun and always has been unless you're a talentless hack bottomfeeding for a Humanities Grant.

OldNotWIse

The sign outside a hairdressers near me that says: Your Worth It.

:eek::eek::eek:

Sunglasses Ron

Sunglasses Ron wrote: »

People ending status updates with "me thinks".

Ugh.

Shakespeare is cool, man

OldNotWIse

Sunglasses Ron wrote: »

People ending status updates with "me thinks".

Ugh.

People who post status updates. Also people posting on other people's walls as if other people cant see them, silly jovial "we're so cool, thanks for last night when we, you know, went OUT and were COOL" messages when they know that other people can see the message (and indeed the message IS for the benefit of those other people). Weird passive aggressive insecurity...

OldNotWIse

bluewolf wrote: »

Shakespeare is cool, man

He'd turn in his grave if he heard anyone speaking English today. "I was like and then he was like and we were all like, happy out and you know, it was all totes amazeballs".

czechlin

I've just learnt that there is an app that helps you to avoid people you don't want to bump into.

Not sure why that annoys me. Robotic lives springs to mind.

Ring4Fea

People who follow the hipsterherd and grow a beard after 500 other FB folk do yet consider themselves individualists. And prate about creativity while writing some vapid derivative reboot recon of something SOMEONE ELSE CREATED 30 YEARS AGO.

Create your OWN icons, hipster pudpuller.