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What do you eat and weigh.

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  • #32
    Stavros Murphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    I've a big fry every morning, coffee and smokes for brunch, lunch and the 3 o'clock crunch, then eat a good big dinner of spuds, chops, cabbage and whatever else the missus managed to catch in the local Tescos. And I'm 14.5 stone of bone, gristle, hair and teeth. I'm also 6'4"..and fully expect to keel over stone-dead any time soon. But I want my fry first.


  • #33
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    If a butcher is 6 foot tall and eats 3,000 calories a day, what does he weigh?

    Sausages!


  • #34
    geckovision
    Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭geckovision


    Meal 1: Chicken breast, 30g white rice, broccoli and parsnips. A pear afterwards.
    Meal 2: Tuna, tomato, cheese, light mayo on wholewheat.
    Snack: 3 Boiled eggs.
    Meal 3: (Will be) two chicken legs and salad.


    Puddin' gecko needs to lose a few kg's. A few = 10. :(


  • #35
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    If a butcher is 6 foot tall and eats 3,000 calories a day, what does he weigh?

    Sausages!
    That's why you never see sausages hanging up in a butchers.


  • #36
    jane82
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,590 ✭✭✭jane82


    geckovision wrote: »
    Meal 1: Chicken breast, 30g white rice, broccoli and parsnips. A pear afterwards.
    Meal 2: Tuna, tomato, cheese, light mayo on wholewheat.
    Snack: 3 Boiled eggs.
    Meal 3: (Will be) two chicken legs and salad.


    Puddin' gecko needs to lose a few kg's. A few = 10. :(

    Ah the aul 3 boiled egg trick. Im a fan of this one myself. About 20 g of protien.
    You could have one or two on a sandwhich and be unhealthy or 3 on their own and be healthy. Good aul eggs.


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  • #37
    urabell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭urabell


    Intermittent fasting atm

    1st meal 12pm
    2 Chicken breasts
    Brown Rice
    Broccoli
    2 scoops of whey

    2nd meal 4:30 pm
    2 pieces of white fish
    Sweet potato
    2 scoops of whey

    3rd meal 9pm
    Cottage cheese with pineapple


    2-3 litres of water

    6'1'' 82kg

    Diet will stop when I'm 75kg and properly engineered to f*ck your girlfriend


  • #38
    SweepTheLeg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭SweepTheLeg


    Breakfast: Bowl of Oats with strawberries/blueberries & Protein shake

    Lunch: Rice cakes with banana & peanut butter, handful of almonds.

    Dinner: Chicken breast, brown rice & veg.

    5'11
    75kg

    Want to go up to 80kg so should probably eat more.


  • #39
    jane82
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,590 ✭✭✭jane82


    urabell wrote: »
    Intermittent fasting atm

    1st meal 12pm
    2 Chicken breasts
    Brown Rice
    Broccoli
    2 scoops of whey

    2nd meal 4:30 pm
    2 pieces of white fish
    Sweet potato
    2 scoops of whey

    3rd meal 9pm
    Cottage cheese with pineapple


    2-3 litres of water

    6'1'' 82kg

    Diet will stop when I'm 75kg and properly engineered to f*ck your girlfriend
    Thats some hardcore **** right there. I take it you are training regularly on this too.
    Fair play.


  • #40
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    urabell wrote: »
    Diet will stop when I'm 75kg and properly engineered to f*ck your girlfriend
    Now that your own is pregnant?


  • #41
    FreshKnickers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 343 ✭✭FreshKnickers


    Ah now OP, you never asked about BMI

    *runs


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  • #42
    jane82
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,590 ✭✭✭jane82


    Im shocked that nobody that eats 12pack of crisps 4 litres of coke and a few dinners a day with a super metabolism hasnt been on yet.
    Also where is somebody that eats two chicken breasts a day and cant find their cat because they sat on the cat and cant get off the cat.
    I heard the other day that the weight your grandad was when he was 14 controls your weight. Nobodies grandad was big when they were 14 you were lucky to have shoes back then never mind food.


  • #43
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    I'm confused. I was weighed last week and it was 55kg, which is apparently 8.6 stone. It's odd because I have a bit of a belly when I sit down. 5' 5" too apparently.

    I have to stop myself eating too much. Had a big ass bowl of porridge, sandwich for lunch, having a double burger for dinner.


  • #44
    crazygeryy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    urabell wrote: »
    Intermittent fasting atm

    1st meal 12pm
    2 Chicken breasts
    Brown Rice
    Broccoli
    2 scoops of whey

    iend

    What in gods name is whey?


  • #45
    jane82
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,590 ✭✭✭jane82


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    I'm confused. I was weighed last week and it was 55kg, which is apparently 8.6 stone. It's odd because I have a bit of a belly when I sit down. 5' 5" too apparently.

    I have to stop myself eating too much. Had a big ass bowl of porridge, sandwich for lunch, having a double burger for dinner.
    Change the porridge to a bit of chicken and veg. You may weigh the same but belly should go.


  • #46
    SirCreepalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37 ✭SirCreepalot


    urabell wrote: »
    Intermittent fasting atm

    1st meal 12pm
    2 Chicken breasts
    Brown Rice
    Broccoli
    2 scoops of whey

    2nd meal 4:30 pm
    2 pieces of white fish
    Sweet potato
    2 scoops of whey

    3rd meal 9pm
    Cottage cheese with pineapple


    2-3 litres of water

    6'1'' 82kg

    Diet will stop when I'm 75kg and properly engineered to f*ck your girlfriend

    Don't believe the hype - jelching won't make your dick any bigger.


  • #47
    jane82
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,590 ✭✭✭jane82


    crazygeryy wrote: »
    What in gods name is whey?

    Protein powder not miss muffit food I think.


  • #48
    source
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,375 ✭✭✭source


    Today:

    Breakfast:
    2 scones with jam
    Strawberry yoghurt
    Pint of water

    Lunch:
    Steak baguette
    Onion rings
    Chips
    Pint of water

    Dinner:
    Stir fried mince with peppers, onions, mushrooms and garlic
    Boiled rice
    2 pints of water

    I'm 5ft 11 (177cm) and weigh 96kg, pretty lab apart from a small and shrinking spare tire.


  • #49
    Clandestine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Clandestine


    2 pieces of brown Toast
    Omelette
    Bowl of porridge
    Two chicken burgers (not bought ready made)
    Two chocolate cookies+bar of chocolate (treating myself)
    About 2 litres of water
    Two waffles

    Still have another two meals to go, and not nearly as healthy as yesterday.

    6ft 1, 72kg.


  • #50
    jane82
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,590 ✭✭✭jane82


    Clandestine wrote: »
    2 pieces of brown Toast
    Omelette
    Bowl of porridge
    Two chicken burgers (not bought ready made)
    Two chocolate cookies+bar of chocolate (treating myself)
    About 2 litres of water
    Two waffles

    Still have another two meals to go, and not nearly as healthy as yesterday.

    6ft 1, 72kg.
    You cant do that everyday can ye. Waffles? Just on their own like a digestive.


  • #51
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    I don't know what's going on with me. I eat 4 rashers 1 tomato sliced on a brown bread roll, that's it for the day and I'm 15 stone :eek:

    I do drink a couple of cans of cider though. I seem to put on weight if I eat a few peas even.

    Weight 15 stone.

    Height 6ft


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  • #52
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,177 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    I eat pretty much whatever I want really. I think I have a reasonably healthy diet although I dont eat alot of fruit &veg.
    I weigh 59Kg or just over 9stone. 5ft7


  • #53
    jane82
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,590 ✭✭✭jane82


    zenno wrote: »
    I don't know what's going on with me. I eat 4 rashers 1 tomato sliced on a brown bread roll, that's it for the day and I'm 15 stone :eek:

    I do drink a couple of cans of cider though. I seem to put on weight if I eat a few peas.

    I think I have just found the fabled man with the large grandfather. Who never had to eat.
    What height are you?
    Just seen there 6 ft. When you say a couple of cans of cider do you mean enough to black out and eat some grub and not remember?


  • #54
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    jane82 wrote: »
    I think I have just found the fabled man with the large grandfather. Who never had to eat.
    What height are you?

    Bang on 6ft.


  • #55
    jane82
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,590 ✭✭✭jane82


    zenno wrote: »
    Bang on 6ft.

    If your being truthful tell your gp dude.


  • #56
    seamey beag84
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 247 ✭✭seamey beag84


    5'10" 80kg

    Breakfast
    Banana pancakes - got recipe from boards ;-)
    with blueberry and small butter
    Cayenne pepper tea - clear the sinuses

    Lunch
    Whole meal pitta pocket, light mayo, spinach, tomato, seasoned roast chicken

    Dinner
    Smoked Coley, 2 carrots 1 parsnip, broccoli and cauliflower, peas. Garlic and butter. Water

    Snack
    Bottle of coke, double decker (fell off the wagon) apple.

    Snack - later
    Berry scone, pear and regular tea, 1 sugar.

    Someone please tell me this is a decent day of food. I don't really know what I'm doing but it sounds OK to me.


  • #57
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    seamey beag84 wrote: »
    Banana pancakes - got recipe from boards ;-)
    Sounds gorgeous - link? :)


  • #58
    jane82
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,590 ✭✭✭jane82


    Could be a better diet but not bad like. Scones and double decker could go but your not training for the olympics like. Decent enough size.


  • #59
    dgt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,978 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    Weigh: about 70kg

    Eat:

    Breakfast: 4 fish fingers and a waffle with very black coffee

    Lunch was 3 ham and cheese whole meal sandwiches with 2 bottles of lucozade

    Snacking was a pint of milk, a packet of jaffa cakes, and cookies (yes full packets (also oxford comma ftw))

    Dinner (just had it there) soup, a hape of spuds, broccoli, carrots, sausages and more ham

    Tea will be noodles, peanuts, beer and cake

    I can't put on weight, have been this weight for years now. 6ft 2 btw


  • #60
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    jane82 wrote: »
    If your being truthful tell your gp dude.

    Yes I'm telling the truth. I just put weight on very fast. Also I have a banjaxed back so can't walk far without being in a bad way so exercise is a problem. I don't feel hungry at all in the morning so I don't even eat breakfast, but after the long bread-roll and rashers and tomato I feel full and that does me for the day.


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  • #61
    Vision of Disorder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭Vision of Disorder


    Like the chick in 'Firefly' says, "Jane is a girl's name."


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