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What do you eat and weigh.

jane82

Today I had 3 sausages 2 rashers a fried egg a hand full of mushrooms and 2 buttered slices of toast for breakfast. All grilled bar the egg.
Then I had a sandwhich with 5 slices of ham a good bit of cheese and a pile of coleslaw on it.
For dinner I will have a large plate with two roast chicken breasts on the bone a lump of broccoli with cheese on it and the rest of the plate in mash.
2 pints of milk. 3 or 4 cups of tea and a cup of coffee with 2 sugars in it.
I am 5ft 8 and weigh in at 11 and a half stone.
Im male usually unless the missus is on.

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Stavros Murphy

I've a big fry every morning, coffee and smokes for brunch, lunch and the 3 o'clock crunch, then eat a good big dinner of spuds, chops, cabbage and whatever else the missus managed to catch in the local Tescos. And I'm 14.5 stone of bone, gristle, hair and teeth. I'm also 6'4"..and fully expect to keel over stone-dead any time soon. But I want my fry first.

--Kaiser--

If a butcher is 6 foot tall and eats 3,000 calories a day, what does he weigh?

Sausages!

geckovision

Meal 1: Chicken breast, 30g white rice, broccoli and parsnips. A pear afterwards.
Meal 2: Tuna, tomato, cheese, light mayo on wholewheat.
Snack: 3 Boiled eggs.
Meal 3: (Will be) two chicken legs and salad.

Puddin' gecko needs to lose a few kg's. A few = 10.

The Backwards Man

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

If a butcher is 6 foot tall and eats 3,000 calories a day, what does he weigh?

Sausages!

That's why you never see sausages hanging up in a butchers.

jane82

geckovision wrote: »

Meal 1: Chicken breast, 30g white rice, broccoli and parsnips. A pear afterwards.
Meal 2: Tuna, tomato, cheese, light mayo on wholewheat.
Snack: 3 Boiled eggs.
Meal 3: (Will be) two chicken legs and salad.

Puddin' gecko needs to lose a few kg's. A few = 10.

Ah the aul 3 boiled egg trick. Im a fan of this one myself. About 20 g of protien.
You could have one or two on a sandwhich and be unhealthy or 3 on their own and be healthy. Good aul eggs.

urabell

Intermittent fasting atm

1st meal 12pm
2 Chicken breasts
Brown Rice
Broccoli
2 scoops of whey

2nd meal 4:30 pm
2 pieces of white fish
Sweet potato
2 scoops of whey

3rd meal 9pm
Cottage cheese with pineapple

2-3 litres of water

6'1'' 82kg

Diet will stop when I'm 75kg and properly engineered to f*ck your girlfriend

SweepTheLeg

Breakfast: Bowl of Oats with strawberries/blueberries & Protein shake

Lunch: Rice cakes with banana & peanut butter, handful of almonds.

Dinner: Chicken breast, brown rice & veg.

5'11
75kg

Want to go up to 80kg so should probably eat more.

jane82

urabell wrote: »

Intermittent fasting atm

1st meal 12pm
2 Chicken breasts
Brown Rice
Broccoli
2 scoops of whey

2nd meal 4:30 pm
2 pieces of white fish
Sweet potato
2 scoops of whey

3rd meal 9pm
Cottage cheese with pineapple

2-3 litres of water

6'1'' 82kg

Diet will stop when I'm 75kg and properly engineered to f*ck your girlfriend

Thats some hardcore **** right there. I take it you are training regularly on this too.
Fair play.

shopaholic01

urabell wrote: »

Diet will stop when I'm 75kg and properly engineered to f*ck your girlfriend

Now that your own is pregnant?

FreshKnickers

Ah now OP, you never asked about BMI

*runs

jane82

Im shocked that nobody that eats 12pack of crisps 4 litres of coke and a few dinners a day with a super metabolism hasnt been on yet.
Also where is somebody that eats two chicken breasts a day and cant find their cat because they sat on the cat and cant get off the cat.
I heard the other day that the weight your grandad was when he was 14 controls your weight. Nobodies grandad was big when they were 14 you were lucky to have shoes back then never mind food.

Gongoozler

I'm confused. I was weighed last week and it was 55kg, which is apparently 8.6 stone. It's odd because I have a bit of a belly when I sit down. 5' 5" too apparently.

I have to stop myself eating too much. Had a big ass bowl of porridge, sandwich for lunch, having a double burger for dinner.

crazygeryy

urabell wrote: »

Intermittent fasting atm

1st meal 12pm
2 Chicken breasts
Brown Rice
Broccoli
2 scoops of whey

iend

What in gods name is whey?

jane82

Gongoozler wrote: »

I'm confused. I was weighed last week and it was 55kg, which is apparently 8.6 stone. It's odd because I have a bit of a belly when I sit down. 5' 5" too apparently.

I have to stop myself eating too much. Had a big ass bowl of porridge, sandwich for lunch, having a double burger for dinner.

Change the porridge to a bit of chicken and veg. You may weigh the same but belly should go.

SirCreepalot

urabell wrote: »

Intermittent fasting atm

1st meal 12pm
2 Chicken breasts
Brown Rice
Broccoli
2 scoops of whey

2nd meal 4:30 pm
2 pieces of white fish
Sweet potato
2 scoops of whey

3rd meal 9pm
Cottage cheese with pineapple

2-3 litres of water

6'1'' 82kg

Diet will stop when I'm 75kg and properly engineered to f*ck your girlfriend

Don't believe the hype - jelching won't make your dick any bigger.

jane82

crazygeryy wrote: »

What in gods name is whey?

Protein powder not miss muffit food I think.

source

Today:

Breakfast:
2 scones with jam
Strawberry yoghurt
Pint of water

Lunch:
Steak baguette
Onion rings
Chips
Pint of water

Dinner:
Stir fried mince with peppers, onions, mushrooms and garlic
Boiled rice
2 pints of water

I'm 5ft 11 (177cm) and weigh 96kg, pretty lab apart from a small and shrinking spare tire.

Clandestine

2 pieces of brown Toast
Omelette
Bowl of porridge
Two chicken burgers (not bought ready made)
Two chocolate cookies+bar of chocolate (treating myself)
About 2 litres of water
Two waffles

Still have another two meals to go, and not nearly as healthy as yesterday.

6ft 1, 72kg.

jane82

Clandestine wrote: »

2 pieces of brown Toast
Omelette
Bowl of porridge
Two chicken burgers (not bought ready made)
Two chocolate cookies+bar of chocolate (treating myself)
About 2 litres of water
Two waffles

Still have another two meals to go, and not nearly as healthy as yesterday.

6ft 1, 72kg.

You cant do that everyday can ye. Waffles? Just on their own like a digestive.

zenno

I don't know what's going on with me. I eat 4 rashers 1 tomato sliced on a brown bread roll, that's it for the day and I'm 15 stone :eek:

I do drink a couple of cans of cider though. I seem to put on weight if I eat a few peas even.

Weight 15 stone.

Height 6ft

Gael23

I eat pretty much whatever I want really. I think I have a reasonably healthy diet although I dont eat alot of fruit &veg.
I weigh 59Kg or just over 9stone. 5ft7

jane82

zenno wrote: »

I don't know what's going on with me. I eat 4 rashers 1 tomato sliced on a brown bread roll, that's it for the day and I'm 15 stone :eek:

I do drink a couple of cans of cider though. I seem to put on weight if I eat a few peas.

I think I have just found the fabled man with the large grandfather. Who never had to eat.
What height are you?
Just seen there 6 ft. When you say a couple of cans of cider do you mean enough to black out and eat some grub and not remember?

zenno

jane82 wrote: »

I think I have just found the fabled man with the large grandfather. Who never had to eat.
What height are you?

Bang on 6ft.

jane82

zenno wrote: »

Bang on 6ft.

If your being truthful tell your gp dude.

seamey beag84

5'10" 80kg

Breakfast
Banana pancakes - got recipe from boards ;-)
with blueberry and small butter
Cayenne pepper tea - clear the sinuses

Lunch
Whole meal pitta pocket, light mayo, spinach, tomato, seasoned roast chicken

Dinner
Smoked Coley, 2 carrots 1 parsnip, broccoli and cauliflower, peas. Garlic and butter. Water

Snack
Bottle of coke, double decker (fell off the wagon) apple.

Snack - later
Berry scone, pear and regular tea, 1 sugar.

Someone please tell me this is a decent day of food. I don't really know what I'm doing but it sounds OK to me.

shopaholic01

seamey beag84 wrote: »

Banana pancakes - got recipe from boards ;-)

Sounds gorgeous - link?

jane82

Could be a better diet but not bad like. Scones and double decker could go but your not training for the olympics like. Decent enough size.

dgt

Weigh: about 70kg

Eat:

Breakfast: 4 fish fingers and a waffle with very black coffee

Lunch was 3 ham and cheese whole meal sandwiches with 2 bottles of lucozade

Snacking was a pint of milk, a packet of jaffa cakes, and cookies (yes full packets (also oxford comma ftw))

Dinner (just had it there) soup, a hape of spuds, broccoli, carrots, sausages and more ham

Tea will be noodles, peanuts, beer and cake

I can't put on weight, have been this weight for years now. 6ft 2 btw

zenno

jane82 wrote: »

If your being truthful tell your gp dude.

Yes I'm telling the truth. I just put weight on very fast. Also I have a banjaxed back so can't walk far without being in a bad way so exercise is a problem. I don't feel hungry at all in the morning so I don't even eat breakfast, but after the long bread-roll and rashers and tomato I feel full and that does me for the day.

Vision of Disorder

Like the chick in 'Firefly' says, "Jane is a girl's name."