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rawn · 22-02-2014 12:28AM

https://www.facebook.com/ghost.satan666/photos/a.397282713714227.1073741828.397276850381480/400979276677904/?type=1&theater

The girl who shared it (a mum of two) shared it saying "I highly doubt it hate this tripe/terrified not to share it pmsl"

Some of the comments under it are amazing.

shruikan2553 · 22-02-2014 12:59AM

rawn wrote: »

https://www.facebook.com/ghost.satan666/photos/a.397282713714227.1073741828.397276850381480/400979276677904/?type=1&theater

The girl who shared it (a mum of two) shared it saying "I highly doubt it hate this tripe/terrified not to share it pmsl"

Some of the comments under it are amazing.

Anyone dead yet?

BNMC · 22-02-2014 01:37AM

This is supposed to be Dumb/Great Facebook status thread.

Here's a great one.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bg94qaGCIAABRLd.jpg

WoollyRedHat · 22-02-2014 02:43AM

shruikan2553 wrote: »

Anyone dead yet?

The way I see it, all those who have shared it, and it's a good bit, will most likely die down the road due to their own stupidity.

Wilberto · 22-02-2014 02:48AM

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

The way I see it, all those who have shared it, and it's a good bit, will most likely die down the road due to their own stupidity.

The only reason I did't share it is because I thought that, by not doing so, there would be some possibility of a woman coming into my room!

:pac:

Reely · 23-02-2014 02:24PM

"I swear sum ppl make me sick on dis talkn abt people. Tink its abt tym ye opend ur eyes nd lukd at ur own ppls doors nt a gud sight. Tank god iv a beautiful clean hme nd clean kids dats al dat matters. No1 can throw a stone cause believe me it wil bounce bk. Nw ave a gud day"

"You no you ave a crazy child wen she gets a hammer and cracks al the window Rihanna again. Im not able bitch only 4 wat way she gonna be at 16"

Her other kids are named Kia, Lakyia, Tarina and Ashanti.

Reely · 23-02-2014 02:24PM

"I swear sum ppl make me sick on dis talkn abt people. Tink its abt tym ye opend ur eyes nd lukd at ur own ppls doors nt a gud sight. Tank god iv a beautiful clean hme nd clean kids dats al dat matters. No1 can throw a stone cause believe me it wil bounce bk. Nw ave a gud day"

"You no you ave a crazy child wen she gets a hammer and cracks al the window Rihanna again. Im not able bitch only 4 wat way she gonna be at 16"

Her other kids are named Kia, Lakyia, Tarina and Ashanti.

CarMe · 23-02-2014 03:40PM

Any1 no wer i can get Marlin Manrow wallpapper?

Napper Hawkins · 23-02-2014 04:24PM

Reely wrote: »

"I swear sum ppl make me sick on dis talkn abt people. Tink its abt tym ye opend ur eyes nd lukd at ur own ppls doors nt a gud sight. Tank god iv a beautiful clean hme nd clean kids dats al dat matters. No1 can throw a stone cause believe me it wil bounce bk. Nw ave a gud day"

"You no you ave a crazy child wen she gets a hammer and cracks al the window Rihanna again. Im not able bitch only 4 wat way she gonna be at 16"

Her other kids are named Kia, Lakyia, Tarina and Ashanti.

Really?

PopePalpatine · 23-02-2014 04:26PM

Reely wrote: »

"I swear sum ppl make me sick on dis talkn abt people. Tink its abt tym ye opend ur eyes nd lukd at ur own ppls doors nt a gud sight. Tank god iv a beautiful clean hme nd clean kids dats al dat matters. No1 can throw a stone cause believe me it wil bounce bk. Nw ave a gud day"

"You no you ave a crazy child wen she gets a hammer and cracks al the window Rihanna again. Im not able bitch only 4 wat way she gonna be at 16"

Her other kids are named Kia, Lakyia, Tarina and Ashanti.

Her next kid will be called Hyundai. :pac:

yerwanthere123 · 23-02-2014 04:37PM

Reely wrote: »

"I swear sum ppl make me sick on dis talkn abt people. Tink its abt tym ye opend ur eyes nd lukd at ur own ppls doors nt a gud sight. Tank god iv a beautiful clean hme nd clean kids dats al dat matters. No1 can throw a stone cause believe me it wil bounce bk. Nw ave a gud day"

"You no you ave a crazy child wen she gets a hammer and cracks al the window Rihanna again. Im not able bitch only 4 wat way she gonna be at 16"

Her other kids are named Kia, Lakyia, Tarina and Ashanti.

And not one of them named Shaniqua

Lisha · 23-02-2014 04:43PM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

And not one of them named Shaniqua

Ah now that would be way too common you see

kunst nugget · 23-02-2014 05:47PM

CarMe wrote: »

Any1 no wer i can get Marlin Manrow wallpapper?

Whad typ of crazed mauneack wantz Marlin Manrow wallpapper?

Muise... · 23-02-2014 05:58PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

Whad typ of crazed mauneack wantz Marlin Manrow wallpapper?

if u cant handel me at mi worst u sure as hell dont desserve me interyor daycore.

LisaLee · 24-02-2014 02:48PM

A new occupation to add to the collection: "Being a full time Auntie"

stop animal cruelty · 24-02-2014 05:51PM

Not really dumb but pointless!

"Huge HAPPY 2nd BIRTHDAY to my beautiful nephew today, see u soon cutie xxxxxx"

Is the nephew on fb or something? Whats more sad people have wrote happy birthday to the child.....do people not send birthday cards anymore :L

Pawwed Rig · 24-02-2014 05:55PM

stop animal cruelty wrote: »

Whats more sad people have wrote happy birthday to the child.....do people not send birthday cards anymore :L

Because a 2 year old reads birthday cards?? :P

stop animal cruelty · 24-02-2014 06:02PM

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

Because a 2 year old reads birthday cards?? :P

Something the mom can keep for him to look at when hes older! plus the cards are physical, he might like the pictures on them :pac:

IvyTheTerrible · 24-02-2014 06:20PM

stop animal cruelty wrote: »

Not really dumb but pointless!

"Huge HAPPY 2nd BIRTHDAY to my beautiful nephew today, see u soon cutie xxxxxx"

Is the nephew on fb or something? Whats more sad people have wrote happy birthday to the child.....do people not send birthday cards anymore :L

I think I might be that child might be my son!

The message was for my benefit to be fair.

EuskalHerria · 24-02-2014 06:33PM

For anyone who can't see the picture: "She wrote to Nasa asking how to become an astronaut. They said women cannot be astronauts. So she became Secretary of State."

So as if to prove their point she didn't become an astronaut? Also it's put forward by unite women. They are promoting a women who is where she is because of who she was married to?

Muise... · 24-02-2014 06:36PM

EuskalHerria wrote: »

For anyone who can't see the picture: "She wrote to Nasa asking how to become an astronaut. They said women cannot be astronauts. So she became Secretary of State."

So as if to prove their point she didn't become an astronaut? Also it's put forward by unite women. They are promoting a women who is where she is because of who she was married to?

Also, Valentina Tereschkova.

This ill-informed preachy sh1t turns me into a right-wing misogynist misanthropic cnut. Well played, the man!

yerwanthere123 · 24-02-2014 08:56PM

Just seen someone upload pictures of a new tattoo he got. It reads "STRENGTH RESPECT HONOR" across his chest, collarbone to collarbone. Sublime.

extra gravy · 24-02-2014 08:57PM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Just seen someone upload pictures of a new tattoo he got. It reads "STRENGTH RESPECT HONOR" across his chest, collarbone to collarbone. Sublime.

Is he American?

yerwanthere123 · 24-02-2014 08:59PM

No

stop animal cruelty · 24-02-2014 10:04PM

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

I think I might be that child might be my son! The message was for my benefit to be fair.

Oh **** :eek:

BNMC · 24-02-2014 10:25PM

"some dirty half bread bastard after reporting me on this heap a bastard shit again. Facebook has said that they've reported me 5 times in the last two months and that I've had no contact - they'll let me know in 5 days who it is so I can go t the cops to report this "person in my local area". but I'm going to No FUCKING cops , I'm going to choke ya , ya Fucktard - I know it's only Facebook , but this bastard faced cunt is bugging me - — feeling irate."

Shakespeare couldn't have put it better himself.

MrStuffins · 24-02-2014 10:31PM

BNMC wrote: »

"some dirty half bread bastard after reporting me on this heap a bastard shit again. Facebook has said that they've reported me 5 times in the last two months and that I've had no contact - they'll let me know in 5 days who it is so I can go t the cops to report this "person in my local area". but I'm going to No FUCKING cops , I'm going to choke ya , ya Fucktard - I know it's only Facebook , but this bastard faced cunt is bugging me - — feeling irate."

Shakespeare couldn't have put it better himself.

http://www.dave-sherry.com/p_images/breadMan02.jpg

coolhull · 25-02-2014 12:00AM

BNMC wrote: »

"some dirty half bread bastard after reporting me - they'll let me know in 5 days who it is so I can go t the cops to report this "person in my local area". ."

Shakespeare couldn't have put it better himself.

Thank God the cops in this country have lots of time to spare so they can investigate this heinous crime
Justice for the Facebook One :mad:

thesandeman · 25-02-2014 07:24AM

stop animal cruelty wrote: »

Not really dumb but pointless!

"Huge HAPPY 2nd BIRTHDAY to my beautiful nephew today, see u soon cutie xxxxxx"

Is the nephew on fb or something? Whats more sad people have wrote happy birthday to the child.....do people not send birthday cards anymore :L

Cards fall apart.
This will be forever in a Cloud.

(apparently).

TheBunk1 · 25-02-2014 01:56PM

Studied at: "dnt need skewl i gt nuff edocatin."

21st February: Got engaged to XXXXXXXXX

24th Febraury: "Lovin single life already" - feelin wonderful

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