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Pick 5 random counties each and post what first comes to your head about the places.

  • 21-02-2014 03:10PM
    #1
    HooohRaaah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 346 ✭✭


    Louth - full of IRA heads and dodgy dealings.

    Offaly - Not a whole lot going on with most people being undeniably "country"

    Galway - Full of people who love "the arts" and a city full of buskers.

    Cork - Picturesque county inhabited with annoying people with a chip on their shoulder

    Kilkenny - a load of lads running around with hurls professing their love of King Henry Shefflin


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  • #2
    Roguee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 72 ✭✭Roguee


    Thats not all of Louth..... Its just Dundalk.


  • #3
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,805 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Limerick-a bit stabby
    Kerry-wooly backs
    Dublin-smackheads
    Cork-nice looking birds
    Tipp-Premier county


  • #4
    Slaygal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭Slaygal


    Cavan cute hooers
    Monaghan Tommy Bowe
    Wexford Beaches
    Donegal Boy racers
    Clare Davey Fitz


  • #5
    jamo2oo9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,780 ✭✭✭jamo2oo9


    Meath - Robbing bastárds
    Kerry - Sheep shaggers
    Louth - shíthole
    Cork - Maulable birds
    Dublin - Residents of gobshítes


  • #6
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Carlow - does it actually exist?


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  • #7
    Davarus Walrus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,280 ✭✭✭Davarus Walrus


    Roscommon - Slack jawed yokels.
    Longford - Spuds rotting in the fields.
    Louth - Toothless men singing rebel songs in dive bars.
    Mayo - Dreaming of the bright lights of Galway
    Offaly - red-faced savages cutting turf


  • #8
    I am pie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭I am pie


    Westmeath - is best meath
    Kerry - mountains and wafflers
    Armagh - duck for cover
    Longford - just passing through
    Donegal - here be rain, and wind.


  • #9
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,355 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Galway - students and crusties
    Kilkenny - hurling
    Leitrim - does it actually exist?
    Waterford - really sound people
    Cork - really aggressive when encountering Dubs.


  • #10
    Merkin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,230 ✭✭✭Merkin


    Roscommon - Does it really exist or is it a place of myth?
    Longford - Highest gypsy population on Earth
    Galway - They say "rint a tint" instead of "rent a tent". They all keep hins as well.
    Offaly - Has anyone ever actually been there?
    Westmeath - they eat their young apparently

    Bonus Sixth:
    Wexford: Paedophiles and strawberries


  • #11
    fundi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 187 ✭✭fundi


    Donegal; wet and unfriendly
    kerry; over commercialised
    clare; ugly bungalow bliss
    louth; shinner ra county
    offaly; cowen depression


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  • #12
    Strongbow10
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,758 ✭✭✭Strongbow10


    does cork have a rep for gorgeous women?

    thats news to me :p


  • #13
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    cork - sh1t b****x faaaaaaaaaaaaaack
    Galway - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggh
    Louth - Holy f**k
    Tipperary - Thurles is a sh1tbox
    Westmeath - I hate mullingar


  • #14
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Dublin: Scum and socialite delight
    Limerick: TV3 documentary on gangs
    Cork: Irritating accent
    Galway: Hippies and hipsters
    Sligo: Psychopaths


  • #15
    Jester252
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    Dublin: Dicks
    Cork: Assholes
    Limerick: Knackers
    Galway: Hippies
    Antrim: Flags


  • #16
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Jester252 wrote: »
    Dublin: Dicks
    Cork: Assholes
    Limerick: Knackers
    Galway: Hippies
    Antrim: Flags


    Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


  • #17
    131spanner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭131spanner


    Wicklow: Mountains.
    Kerry: Ring of.
    Tyrone: Footballers.
    Tipperary: Spring Water.
    Derry: Troubles.


  • #18
    Crann na Beatha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


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  • #19
    Red Pepper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,567 ✭✭✭Red Pepper


    Dublin - Dreary city and full of robots
    Donegal - Alcoholics and fast cars
    Sligo - Wild Atlantic poets
    Clare - Fun wild people who love music and craic
    Longford - the invisible people living in 1950s Catholic Ireland


  • #20
    orangesoda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    Kerry - pat spillane
    Donegal - daniel o'donnell
    Tyrone - tulach og fort
    Monaghan - battle of clontibret
    Limerick - rubber bandits


  • #21
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    Carlow - Vladimir Putin moonwalking through a puddle of treacle
    Waterford - A one legged Martian riding a gerbil to victory in the Grand national
    Offaly - General Custer and Crazy Horse playing ping-pong
    Rscommon - The 25th annual convention of retired Jamacian insurance salesmen
    Louth - Pink knickers


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  • #22
    A cow called Daisy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭A cow called Daisy


    Dublin - drugs
    Dublin - gangland shootings
    Dublin - schoolgirl mothers
    Dublin - smell of vomit
    Dublin - car stealing

    Never heard of any other counties mentioned


  • #23
    FollatonWood
    Closed Accounts Posts: 227 ✭✭FollatonWood


    Dublin - city
    Donegal - boring
    Wicklow - sheep
    Waterford - surfing
    Offaly - Offal


  • #24
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Leitrim- Canadians and Germans who got lost looking for Galway city live there.
    Roscommon- Embarrassed by John Waters
    Donegal- veryverylooooooong
    Tipperary-Gemma Hayes Mmmmmmmmm Gemma
    Derry- Londo.....whoops


  • #25
    hallo dare
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭hallo dare


    Kildare- enough said!
    Dublin- Ah Jaysus bud
    Roscommon - windows up
    Kerry- sorry can you repeat what you just said?
    Leitrim- where?


  • #26
    jr22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 141 ✭✭jr22


    Fermanagh
    Roscommon
    Offaly
    Galway
    Sligo

    Each has a first letter that no other county in the country begins with and combining all of these letters spells FROGS!

    Stick that in yer pipes and fúcking smoke it. :pac:


  • #27
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    jr22 wrote: »
    Fermanagh
    Roscommon
    Offaly
    Galway
    Sligo

    Each has a first letter that no other county in the country begins with and combining all of these letters spells FROGS!

    Stick that in yer pipes and fúcking smoke it. :pac:

    Tipperary
    Waterford
    Armagh
    Tyrone
    Sligo

    Smoked.


  • #28
    zetalambda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 822 ✭✭✭zetalambda


    Loudoun County - the richest county in America

    County Enterprise Board - they help you start a business

    Essex County - an administrative division in the UK

    County Hall - a big building in Cork

    County Arms Hotel - Birr, County Offaly


  • #29
    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,236 ✭✭✭Dr. Kenneth Noisewater


    This thread is already full of people from the east coast saying ****e like "*Insert midland county here*- Dull/Backward/Does this even exist" blah blah and others saying "Dublin - Smackheads". BORING.

    Donegal - Beautiful scenery, lovely accent, unless they're whingeing. Cheap.
    Dublin - Friendly people, good craic
    Offaly - Bogs that provide electicity for half the poxy country. Be nicer to them.
    Kilkenny - Hurling and Hen Parties
    Wexford - Wheat, Pornstar hurlers.


  • #30
    Strongbow10
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,758 ✭✭✭Strongbow10


    Duckworth_Luas wrote: »
    Carlow - Vladimir Putin moonwalking through a puddle of treacle
    Waterford - A one legged Martian riding a gerbil to victory in the Grand national
    Offaly - General Custer and Crazy Horse playing ping-pong
    Rscommon - The 25th annual convention of retired Jamacian insurance salesmen
    Louth - Pink knickers

    Andrew Maxwell fan ?


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  • #31
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Tipperary-Spring Water
    Kilkenny-Fashion Beauty Gifts
    Donegal-Catch
    Cork-Dry Gin
    Waterford-Crystal


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