Pick 5 random counties each and post what first comes to your head about the places.

HooohRaaah

Louth - full of IRA heads and dodgy dealings.

Offaly - Not a whole lot going on with most people being undeniably "country"

Galway - Full of people who love "the arts" and a city full of buskers.

Cork - Picturesque county inhabited with annoying people with a chip on their shoulder

Kilkenny - a load of lads running around with hurls professing their love of King Henry Shefflin

Roguee

Thats not all of Louth..... Its just Dundalk.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Limerick-a bit stabby
Kerry-wooly backs
Dublin-smackheads
Cork-nice looking birds
Tipp-Premier county

Slaygal

Cavan cute hooers
Monaghan Tommy Bowe
Wexford Beaches
Donegal Boy racers
Clare Davey Fitz

jamo2oo9

Meath - Robbing bastárds
Kerry - Sheep shaggers
Louth - shíthole
Cork - Maulable birds
Dublin - Residents of gobshítes

wazky

Carlow - does it actually exist?

Davarus Walrus

Roscommon - Slack jawed yokels.
Longford - Spuds rotting in the fields.
Louth - Toothless men singing rebel songs in dive bars.
Mayo - Dreaming of the bright lights of Galway
Offaly - red-faced savages cutting turf

I am pie

Westmeath - is best meath
Kerry - mountains and wafflers
Armagh - duck for cover
Longford - just passing through
Donegal - here be rain, and wind.

super_furry

Galway - students and crusties
Kilkenny - hurling
Leitrim - does it actually exist?
Waterford - really sound people
Cork - really aggressive when encountering Dubs.

Merkin

Roscommon - Does it really exist or is it a place of myth?
Longford - Highest gypsy population on Earth
Galway - They say "rint a tint" instead of "rent a tent". They all keep hins as well.
Offaly - Has anyone ever actually been there?
Westmeath - they eat their young apparently

Bonus Sixth:
Wexford: Paedophiles and strawberries

fundi

Donegal; wet and unfriendly
kerry; over commercialised
clare; ugly bungalow bliss
louth; shinner ra county
offaly; cowen depression

Strongbow10

does cork have a rep for gorgeous women?

thats news to me

Wacker The Attacker

cork - sh1t b****x faaaaaaaaaaaaaack
Galway - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggh
Louth - Holy f**k
Tipperary - Thurles is a sh1tbox
Westmeath - I hate mullingar

Duggy747

Dublin: Scum and socialite delight
Limerick: TV3 documentary on gangs
Cork: Irritating accent
Galway: Hippies and hipsters
Sligo: Psychopaths

Jester252

Dublin: Dicks
Cork: Assholes
Limerick: Knackers
Galway: Hippies
Antrim: Flags

Wacker The Attacker

Jester252 wrote: »

Dublin: Dicks
Cork: Assholes
Limerick: Knackers
Galway: Hippies
Antrim: Flags

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

131spanner

Wicklow: Mountains.
Kerry: Ring of.
Tyrone: Footballers.
Tipperary: Spring Water.
Derry: Troubles.

Crann na Beatha

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Red Pepper

Dublin - Dreary city and full of robots
Donegal - Alcoholics and fast cars
Sligo - Wild Atlantic poets
Clare - Fun wild people who love music and craic
Longford - the invisible people living in 1950s Catholic Ireland

orangesoda

Kerry - pat spillane
Donegal - daniel o'donnell
Tyrone - tulach og fort
Monaghan - battle of clontibret
Limerick - rubber bandits

Duckworth_Luas

Carlow - Vladimir Putin moonwalking through a puddle of treacle
Waterford - A one legged Martian riding a gerbil to victory in the Grand national
Offaly - General Custer and Crazy Horse playing ping-pong
Rscommon - The 25th annual convention of retired Jamacian insurance salesmen
Louth - Pink knickers

A cow called Daisy

Dublin - drugs
Dublin - gangland shootings
Dublin - schoolgirl mothers
Dublin - smell of vomit
Dublin - car stealing

Never heard of any other counties mentioned

FollatonWood

Dublin - city
Donegal - boring
Wicklow - sheep
Waterford - surfing
Offaly - Offal

Ghost Buster

Leitrim- Canadians and Germans who got lost looking for Galway city live there.
Roscommon- Embarrassed by John Waters
Donegal- veryverylooooooong
Tipperary-Gemma Hayes Mmmmmmmmm Gemma
Derry- Londo.....whoops

hallo dare

Kildare- enough said!
Dublin- Ah Jaysus bud
Roscommon - windows up
Kerry- sorry can you repeat what you just said?
Leitrim- where?

jr22

Fermanagh
Roscommon
Offaly
Galway
Sligo

Each has a first letter that no other county in the country begins with and combining all of these letters spells FROGS!

Stick that in yer pipes and fúcking smoke it. :pac:

stefan idiot jones

jr22 wrote: »

Fermanagh
Roscommon
Offaly
Galway
Sligo

Each has a first letter that no other county in the country begins with and combining all of these letters spells FROGS!

Stick that in yer pipes and fúcking smoke it. :pac:

Tipperary
Waterford
Armagh
Tyrone
Sligo

Smoked.

zetalambda

Loudoun County - the richest county in America

County Enterprise Board - they help you start a business

Essex County - an administrative division in the UK

County Hall - a big building in Cork

County Arms Hotel - Birr, County Offaly

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

This thread is already full of people from the east coast saying ****e like "*Insert midland county here*- Dull/Backward/Does this even exist" blah blah and others saying "Dublin - Smackheads". BORING.

Donegal - Beautiful scenery, lovely accent, unless they're whingeing. Cheap.
Dublin - Friendly people, good craic
Offaly - Bogs that provide electicity for half the poxy country. Be nicer to them.
Kilkenny - Hurling and Hen Parties
Wexford - Wheat, Pornstar hurlers.

Strongbow10

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Carlow - Vladimir Putin moonwalking through a puddle of treacle
Waterford - A one legged Martian riding a gerbil to victory in the Grand national
Offaly - General Custer and Crazy Horse playing ping-pong
Rscommon - The 25th annual convention of retired Jamacian insurance salesmen
Louth - Pink knickers

Andrew Maxwell fan ?

iDave

Tipperary-Spring Water
Kilkenny-Fashion Beauty Gifts
Donegal-Catch
Cork-Dry Gin
Waterford-Crystal

josip

Cork - Self-Effacing
Limerick - Benign
Clare - Progressive
Offaly - Remarkable
Cavan - Munificent

Peregrine

Sligo - Apparently hard to pronounce
Donegal - Really really North
Kerry - Speaks a different language
Tipperary - Why is everything called "Borris?"
Carlow - Never been there

Whatsisname

Wexford - Strawberries, knackers and people who talk a whole lot of ****
Dublin - Uncomfortable but pleasant at the same time
Kilkenny - Hurling...**** hurling
Offaly - Nothing bad ever happens in Offaly
Cork - Sense of superiority

gugleguy

Dublin- James Gate-
Cork -Murphys brewery.
Waterford - Closed Ard Ri facing the city.
Limerick - King John's Castle.
Galway - Camera shop ( forget name) where I bought my Toshiba Pocket Camcorder. Best customer service I got for a while.

BraziliaNZ

Name the 5 counties in Eire that start with a unique letter (i.e. a letter no other county begins with) - a good brain teaser when you're darn the pub

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Kerry, unintelligible accent
Dublin, gurriers
Roscommon, empty
Louth, underrated
Donegal, deluded politically

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Name the 5 counties in Eire that start with a unique letter (i.e. a letter no other county begins with) - a good brain teaser when you're darn the pub

Post #26. :rolleyes:

BraziliaNZ

Caylee Strong Frank wrote: »

Post #26. :rolleyes:

Touche!

Ok, Hull City are a football team that you can't "colour in" the letters - can you name any more?

Dublin - Leeds, Newcastle, Glasgow, Birmingham, can't tell the difference really.

Clare - It's a long long way from there to here.

Donegal - Rude, aggressive, in your face cops.

Cavan - A bit stingy. I've heard the crows have to carry packed lunches when they fly over the place in fact.

Leitrim - Ah... Um, Am... Just a minute.. there's ah, oh, ahm, uh, Oh wait! One set of traffic lights! Yeah, that's it!

Wotsername

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Carlow - Vladimir Putin moonwalking through a puddle of treacle
Waterford - A one legged Martian riding a gerbil to victory in the Grand national
Offaly - General Custer and Crazy Horse playing ping-pong
Rscommon - The 25th annual convention of retired Jamacian insurance salesmen
Louth - Pink knickers

MDMA?

biko

Mayo - small roads leading to small towns.
Antrim - picturesque.
Kerry - accent.
Donegal - the wild west.
Armagh - cathedral.

Jimoslimos

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Name the 5 counties in Eire that start with a unique letter (i.e. a letter no other county begins with) - a good brain teaser when you're darn the pub

Caylee Strong Frank wrote: »

Post #26. :rolleyes:

.....

jr22 wrote: »

Fermanagh
Roscommon
Offaly
Galway
Sligo

Each has a first letter that no other county in the country begins with and combining all of these letters spells FROGS!

Fermanagh isn't in the Republic.

ColeTrain

Jimoslimos wrote: »

.....

Fermanagh isn't in the Republic.

Do we really want to have another argument on this?

Let them play and don't be such a pedantic peter.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Carlow: Beautiful GAA jerseys. Some people hate the colours but I love them.

Dublin: Best Guinness on tap in the country.

Offaly: Slieve Bloom southern IRA training camps. :pac:

Longford: Lowest average property tax in the country.

Tipp: Class hurlers;) and Bulmers.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Meath: Will all be Dublin in 10 years.
Leitrim: Wind power yokes ruining the scenery.
Galway: Locals think it's a lot better than it is.
Tipperary: Drinkin' and hurlin' and shmokin' and farmin' and fightin'.
Louth: Norn' Iron Lite.

grenache

Dublin - mentally detached from the rest of the country, on a different wavelength.

Galway - happy go lucky folk, very friendly but harmless, you couldn't take them serious

Kerry - nice people, but very cute and often very strange

Derry - very streetwise and educated, with greater appreciation of the simple things in life that we further down south take for granted.

Wexford - dangerous with a hurley in their hand.

Laois - fine lookin women

Armagh - extremists, be they RA-heads or Loyalists. The county seems a bit mad, not much fun.

grenache

Jimoslimos wrote: »

.....

Fermanagh isn't in the Republic.

The partitionists forum is that way >>>>>

Bagheera

Wexford - strawberries
Meath - builders
Louth - shocking accents
Mayo - bitter in defeat
Monaghan - cold corcaghan where they can grow no kale

dobman88

Wexford - Only county with an X in it
Dublin - Only county with a B in it
Tipperary - Only county with a P in it
Cavan - Only county with a V in it
Kerry - Where a dolphin is mans best friend

John Doe1

Kerry-Tourists and Simpletons

Donegal-Irish speaking catholic rural desolation in the west. Protestants in the east. Surfing and fishing in the south. Derry suburbs in the north.

Cork-Kerrymen with notions about themselves

Dublin-Small county in east. There is a place called 'town' there?

Antrim-Glens and Ulster Scots