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  • #6872
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    ivytwine wrote: »
    Sorry, I had a pretty creepy experience with another weirdo last year...
    Hey! That was just a misunderstanding. Those holiday photos were just resting on my hard drive.


  • #6873
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    ivytwine wrote: »
    Sorry, I had a pretty creepy experience with another weirdo last year, half thinking of deleting FB but need it for contacting people abroad and for groups I'm a member of. Pals again? :)

    Haha defo :L


  • #6874
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    HOW do people not realise that Waterford Whispers is a joke site? The amount of comments on their articles going: "Ah dat's a ****in disgrasce, Enda suld be kild nd dem ****ers alwys tryna screw us over!"

    I really do despair for people!


  • #6875
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    ivytwine wrote: »
    HOW do people not realise that Waterford Whispers is a joke site? The amount of comments on their articles going: "Ah dat's a ****in disgrasce, Enda suld be kild nd dem ****ers alwys tryna screw us over!"

    I really do despair for people!

    It's absolutely priceless. The people writing it are geniuses. The best comedy writing in Ireland at the moment.


  • #6876
    WellThen?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 358 ✭✭WellThen?


    Does anyone else get weirded out with people knowing somebody that died and covering their Facebook with pictures of that person for months afterwards??

    I know it must help people, but I've seen it so much that it feels like it's not really people who were all that close, as the one's who were that close would not be on Facebook the same day talking about it....


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  • #6877
    Diageio_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 420 ✭✭Diageio_Man


    *** *** **** is feeling sick.
    ''Id love to choke the person who created amino acids most vile thing iv ever tasted. Vomit !!!!''

    This so called model comes out with so much crap, i really should de-friend her but the car crash comments are so worth having her around.


  • #6878
    sullivlo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,994 ✭✭✭sullivlo


    Diageio_Man wrote: »
    *** *** **** is feeling sick.
    ''Id love to choke the person who created amino acids most vile thing iv ever tasted. Vomit !!!!''

    This so called model comes out with so much crap, i really should de-friend her but the car crash comments are so worth having her around.

    Created amino acids?! Brilliant.

    I have hidden 90% of the headmelters in my newsfeed. I was sick of the "university of life" or "full time chef, cleaner and taxi driver".

    Today I added a new person to my hidden list after they said:

    "Finally managed to get "let go", no more jobsbridge for me, back to the dole and not having to get out of bed"
    (That's the translation)


  • #6879
    Dr Robotnik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭Dr Robotnik


    sullivlo wrote: »
    Created amino acids?! Brilliant.

    I have hidden 90% of the headmelters in my newsfeed. I was sick of the "university of life" or "full time chef, cleaner and taxi driver".

    Today I added a new person to my hidden list after they said:

    "Finally managed to get "let go", no more jobsbridge for me, back to the dole and not having to get out of bed"
    (That's the translation)

    Brilliant. 'University of Life' always sets off the Moron Klaxon.


  • #6880
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,155 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    To be fair to them, they were probably on some bull**** Jobbridge scheme in which they were supposed to "learn" how to work behind the deli counter.


  • #6881
    sinead88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 172 ✭✭sinead88


    "who wants to go on holiday too thailand next summer ? a dont care al be into anything that looks nice haha whatever happens in thailand will defo be stayin in thailand haha. fcuk cummin back with STD's al be creatin new ones over there like haha"

    Delightful. Thailand will be waiting with bated breath for his arrival I'm sure.


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  • #6882
    yerwanthere123
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,794 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    ^ Christ. I had to read that three times to figure out what the hell it was saying.


  • #6883
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    WellThen? wrote: »
    Does anyone else get weirded out with people knowing somebody that died and covering their Facebook with pictures of that person for months afterwards??

    I know it must help people, but I've seen it so much that it feels like it's not really people who were all that close, as the one's who were that close would not be on Facebook the same day talking about it....

    Worse is when a facebook account holder dies, and their wall gets covered in maudlin sh1te and you think, she will HAUNT ye for that ye fake-sobbing retards.


  • #6884
    Lightbulb Sun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭Lightbulb Sun


    Muise... wrote: »
    Worse is when a facebook account holder dies, and their wall gets covered in maudlin sh1te and you think, she will HAUNT ye for that ye fake-sobbing retards.

    One of my worst nightmares is dying and someone setting up an RIP page for me. Even my dead self would be mortified.


  • #6885
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    Muise... wrote: »
    Worse is when a facebook account holder dies, and their wall gets covered in maudlin sh1te and you think, she will HAUNT ye for that ye fake-sobbing retards.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04Ser5wmPSA


  • #6886
    Brian_Zeluz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 445 ✭✭Brian_Zeluz


    ^^^ oh boy, we haven't seen that before.


  • #6887
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    That funny guy I'm basically stalking, yeah he's back :D He posted this photo after going to the social welfare office.


  • #6888
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    :eek: Hope I dont end up in a strainghtner after posting this.

    This guy is 30 :(
    here im sick of herein people talkin abt my page and wat I pu up I nvr pu up anything bou anyone bu meself so people wouldint talk abt me second time sumone said not 2 me bu 2 sumone elese wats swifty puin up on fb I pu up me life and how im tryin 2 btr meself so I could take away the bk talk bu sum people jus like 2 talk **** I didn't do yrs in prision 4 been a mouth so ge ur facts straight before u talk behind me bk no name bu I no who yous are if ya a problem inbox me and when im clean ill happlily give yea a strainghtner nottin btr 2 do tha talk bou me look at ur own live cheak all my statauses nvr menitioned anyones name nvr would so y ya care wat I rite bou me life **** ge ur own and keep ur unfounded views 2 urself im not goin 2 name cos don bu jus expect 2 wake up one nite wi me over sayin whos the mouth now aaahhh ****in ge ur own poxy lifes and stop tryin 2 pull me down when im tryin 2 btr meself yea


  • #6889
    Also Starring LeVar Burton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    ^My brain hurts from trying to read that. Is there an English translation?


  • #6890
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Also Starring LeVar Burton wrote: »
    ^My brain hurts from trying to read that. Is there an English translation?
    Here, I'm sick of hearing people talking about my page and what I put up. I never put up anything about anyone but myself so people wouldn't talk about me. Second time someone said now to me about someone else saying "what's swifty putting up on facebook?". I put up my life and how I'm trying to better myself so I could take away the back talk. Some people just like to talk ****. I didn't do years in prison for being a mouth so get your facts straight before you talk behind my back. No names but I know who you are. If you have a problem inbox me and when I'm clean I'll happily give you a straightner.

    Nothing better to do than talk about me? Look at your own life. Check all my statuses. I never mentioned anyones name. I never would so why do you care what I write about my life? **** Get your own and keep your unfounded views to yourself. I'm not gong to name them but just expect to wake up one night with me standing over saying "who's the mouth now?". Ahhhhh. ****ing get your own poxy lives and stop trying to pull me down when I'm trying to better myself. Yea.

    TL:DR Someone is having a tantrum because people are talking behind his back about what he posts on facebook and he's all upset because he only talks about himself, so he feels people should not be gossiping about him and if they don't stop he will turn violent against them.


  • #6891
    Also Starring LeVar Burton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Here, I'm sick of hearing people talking about my page and what I put up. I never put up anything about anyone but myself so people wouldn't talk about me. Second time someone said now to me about someone else saying "what's swifty putting up on facebook?". I put up my life and how I'm trying to better myself so I could take away the back talk. Some people just like to talk ****. I didn't do years in prison for being a mouth so get your facts straight before you talk behind my back. No names but I know who you are. If you have a problem inbox me and when I'm clean I'll happily give you a straightner.

    Nothing better to do than talk about me? Look at your own life. Check all my statuses. I never mentioned anyones name. I never would so why do you care what I write about my life? **** Get your own and keep your unfounded views to yourself. I'm not gong to name them but just expect to wake up one night with me standing over saying "who's the mouth now?". Ahhhhh. ****ing get your own poxy lives and stop trying to pull me down when I'm trying to better myself. Yea.

    TL:DR Someone is having a tantrum because people are talking behind his back about what he posts on facebook and he's all upset because he only talks about himself, so he feels people should not be gossiping about him and if they don't stop he will turn violent against them.

    Thanks for that. I genuinely couldn't make head nor tail of the original post.
    Sounds like an absolute nutjob - I never understood why people posted personal shít on their facebook page anyway (unless your facebook friends are literally your close circle of friends/family, which is rarely the case)


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  • #6892
    XxMCRxBabyxX
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,441 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    For some reason I am particularly amused by the fact that he got the word unfounded in amongst all that gibberish. It seems too proper for the rest of it.


  • #6893
    thesandeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Here, I'm sick of hearing people talking about my page and what I put up. I never put up anything about anyone but myself so people wouldn't talk about me. Second time someone said now to me about someone else saying "what's swifty putting up on facebook?". I put up my life and how I'm trying to better myself so I could take away the back talk. Some people just like to talk ****. I didn't do years in prison for being a mouth so get your facts straight before you talk behind my back. No names but I know who you are. If you have a problem inbox me and when I'm clean I'll happily give you a straightner.

    Nothing better to do than talk about me? Look at your own life. Check all my statuses. I never mentioned anyones name. I never would so why do you care what I write about my life? **** Get your own and keep your unfounded views to yourself. I'm not gong to name them but just expect to wake up one night with me standing over saying "who's the mouth now?". Ahhhhh. ****ing get your own poxy lives and stop trying to pull me down when I'm trying to better myself. Yea.

    TL:DR Someone is having a tantrum because people are talking behind his back about what he posts on facebook and he's all upset because he only talks about himself, so he feels people should not be gossiping about him and if they don't stop he will turn violent against them.


    I really must remember to keep scrolling when I see these statuses.
    Just wasted seven minutes of my life trying to decipher it, and then it's all explained two posts down.
    Not the first time it's happened either.


  • #6894
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »
    For some reason I am particularly amused by the fact that he got the word unfounded in amongst all that gibberish. It seems too proper for the rest of it.
    I imagine he heard it in court.


  • #6895
    padd b1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,853 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    I swear im starvin a pot ov veg never smelt so gud i mean it ill turn in ta a veg id like to be a carrot der sexy


    This muppet is about to become a parent...


  • #6896
    EuskalHerria
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭EuskalHerria


    padd b1975 wrote: »
    i mean it ill turn in ta a veg

    Almost there...


  • #6897
    BNMC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    "soo a scum bag cums and ribs my ohone i git fir xmass off my jazz she was carrying it so i said fuck dat nd ran after him put brake on buggie and rubbey tackeled d fucker to d ground lol i looked like a crazed mauneack had his arms behind his bk nd wasnt moven till i got my phone with my nee in his ribs lol he tink twice bout robben again lol scum was crazy doe haaaa i must be nuts lol"

    I died a little inside.


  • #6898
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    BNMC wrote: »
    "soo a scum bag cums and ribs my ohone i git fir xmass off my jazz she was carrying it so i said fuck dat nd ran after him put brake on buggie and rubbey tackeled d fucker to d ground lol i looked like a crazed mauneack had his arms behind his bk nd wasnt moven till i got my phone with my nee in his ribs lol he tink twice bout robben again lol scum was crazy doe haaaa i must be nuts lol"

    I died a little inside.

    One part of me thinks "fair play to him" but the rest of me thinks "kill yourself."


  • #6899
    BNMC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    It's a "lady".

    Jazz is her sweet little darling baby Jasmine. This woman smokes 40 cigarettes a day, has an iPhone and drinks most nights in my local. She's never worked a day in her life. Pond life.


  • #6900
    implausible
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,937 ✭✭✭implausible


    BNMC wrote: »
    It's a "lady".

    Jazz is her sweet little darling baby Jasmine. This woman smokes 40 cigarettes a day, has an iPhone and drinks most nights in my local. She's never worked a day in her life. Pond life.

    That's a female?! Good of her to put the brakes on the buggy though...


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  • #6901
    Also Starring LeVar Burton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    BNMC wrote: »
    "soo a scum bag cums and ribs my ohone i git fir xmass off my jazz she was carrying it so i said fuck dat nd ran after him put brake on buggie and rubbey tackeled d fucker to d ground lol i looked like a crazed mauneack had his arms behind his bk nd wasnt moven till i got my phone with my nee in his ribs lol he tink twice bout robben again lol scum was crazy doe haaaa i must be nuts lol"

    I died a little inside.

    Do people genuinely write like this on facebook? It'd give me a migraine if there was shít like this in my newsfeed.
    Was this woman never educated? Why would someone choose to write like this unless they never learned to read or write?
    Ugh, anyway, I was silently rooting for the lad who nicked the phone off of her - abondon your child in a pram in order to save your phone? Who does that? Stay with the child!


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