A big thank you.

chughes · 10-02-2014 07:39PM

phasers wrote: »

And I in turn would like to thank all creepy men who leer at women on public transport. We love it really.

Can you define creepy men?
Are only young, fit men allowed to look, but older men who maybe carry a bit of extra weight are meant look away?

harvester of sorrow · 10-02-2014 07:48PM

orangesoda wrote: »

I had a big stiffy when 3 spanish lasses sat around me on the bus last week, i had to miss my stop and wait for it to go back to normal

Riiiigggghhhhtttt.............

Chazz Michael Michaels · 10-02-2014 07:50PM

orangesoda wrote: »

I had a big stiffy when 3 spanish lasses sat around me on the bus last week, i had to miss my stop and wait for it to go back to normal

What, are ya 13?

Legs.Eleven · 10-02-2014 07:54PM

chughes wrote: »

Can you define creepy men?
Are only young, fit men allowed to look, but older men who maybe carry a bit of extra weight are meant look away?

Exactly. You've got it in one.

orangesoda · 10-02-2014 07:56PM

Chazz Michael Michaels wrote: »

What, are ya 13?

24, so only 13 year olds can have erections when surrounded by a bunch of attractive spaniards?

Chazz Michael Michaels · 10-02-2014 07:58PM

orangesoda wrote: »

24, so only 13 year olds can have etections when surrounded by a bunch of attractive spaniards?

Well, when one enters adulthood your body tends to save erections for actual sexual encounters, as opposed to everyday events like seeing women on a bus.

zcorpian88 · 10-02-2014 08:01PM

Chazz Michael Michaels wrote: »

Well, when one enters adulthood your body tends to save erections for actual sexual encounters, as opposed to everyday events like seeing women on a bus.

Not exactly, most of us have several erections throughout the day, happens me for no apparent reason at times. Don't even have to see a hot Spaniard. Still would happen if I did though.

Chazz Michael Michaels · 10-02-2014 08:05PM

zcorpian88 wrote: »

Not exactly, most of us have several erections throughout the day, happens me for no apparent reason at times. Don't even have to see a hot Spaniard. Still would happen if I did though.

I really don't envy you. I can be excited in my mind without the embarrassing consequence. Learn to control yourself.

Oh, and "most of us". You must have this conversation a LOT, I'm guessing. Good for you.

The King of Moo · 10-02-2014 08:06PM

I saw a girl once.

Wacker The Attacker · 10-02-2014 08:13PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

I saw a girl once.

Hoorah

mikom · 10-02-2014 08:13PM

Chazz Michael Michaels wrote: »

Well, when one enters adulthood your body tends to save erections for actual sexual encounters, as opposed to everyday events like seeing women on a bus.

Like something Pele would say......

rustedtrumpet · 10-02-2014 08:16PM

zcorpian88 wrote: »

Still would happen if I did though.

Pfffft. Gas man

Wacker The Attacker · 10-02-2014 08:17PM

Chazz Michael Michaels wrote: »

Well, when one enters adulthood your body tends to save erections for actual sexual encounters, as opposed to everyday events like seeing women on a bus.

If you saw a really attractive girl are you telling you wouldn't get at least a semi?

Rasheed · 10-02-2014 08:18PM

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Ones in Snickers by any chance??

The decrease in rides wearing Snickers is the thing I miss most about the good times.

Chazz Michael Michaels · 10-02-2014 08:26PM

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

If you saw a really attractive girl are you telling you wouldn't get at least a semi?

Depends on the girl, but yeah, a semi. But a raging horn? No. Thank **** for that, too. Walking around town with my knob bulging through my jeans? No thanks.

If people want to boast about that, fair enough. Its a pretty silly thing to be proud of...

10-02-2014 08:34PM

orangesoda wrote: »

I had a big stiffy when 3 spanish lasses sat around me on the bus last week, i had to miss my stop and wait for it to go back to normal

I remember my teenage years when I'd get a stiffy on the bus purely from the motion of the bus, and the engine vibrations etc.

Didn't need any Spanish beauties back in those days, you kids today are spoilt :pac:

dgt · 10-02-2014 08:48PM

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I'd like to thank the gorgeous redhead who got onto the bus this morning.

That short skirt and your huge healthy knockers were a thing of beauty and put a smile on my face

Was this the redhead in question?

charlietheminxx · 10-02-2014 08:50PM

What bus route OP? We'll see if anyone might know her!

Chazz Michael Michaels · 10-02-2014 08:56PM

charlietheminxx wrote: »

What bus route OP? We'll see if anyone might know her!

Seriously?

charlietheminxx · 10-02-2014 08:57PM

Yeah seriously, so they can warn her.

rustedtrumpet · 10-02-2014 09:07PM

Wan charlie ye little paedo ye

Nemeses · 10-02-2014 09:10PM

dgt wrote: »

Was this the redhead in question?

'ave it!

yermandan · 10-02-2014 09:13PM

Phasers is a bird? Madness

rustedtrumpet · 10-02-2014 09:16PM

Lads buzz!

Mickey H · 10-02-2014 09:16PM

phasers wrote: »

And I in turn would like to thank all creepy men who leer at women on public transport. We love it really.

And here's me for the last 2.5 years thinking you were a dude.

I suppose it was 50/50 in fairness.

:o

BeerWolf · 10-02-2014 09:19PM

This ain't the Metro papers...

charlietheminxx · 10-02-2014 09:23PM

rustedtrumpet wrote: »

Wan charlie ye little paedo ye

I'm a 26 year old woman!

Mickey H · 10-02-2014 09:28PM

charlietheminxx wrote: »

I'm a 26 year old woman!

Or a 26 year old minx. Which?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 10-02-2014 09:30PM

Ah, nothing beats the hotness on the Berlin U-Bahn...! NSFW pic - be careful.

Agricola · 10-02-2014 10:35PM

phasers wrote: »

And I in turn would like to thank all creepy men who leer at women on public transport. We love it really.

Thats unfair. It's not always leering. I was sitting in a coffee shop this morning when a young one about 20/21 walked in and stood at the counter in pair of Nike leggings that were possibly sprayed on. She was obviously very good at the whole running thing, as evidenced by really toned thighs and an amazing ass. It was a bit hypnotising for 10 seconds, but then I went back to looking at my cup of coffee..... mostly.

A big thank you.

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