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  • 10-02-2014 06:44PM
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭


    I'd like to thank the gorgeous redhead who got onto the bus this morning.

    That short skirt and your huge healthy knockers were a thing of beauty and put a smile on my face


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭The Pheasant2


    Bit creepy...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 33,616 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    A LOT creepy.

    I'm well glad I'm not that redhead reading this :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,939 ✭✭✭Dave0301


    I'd like to thank the gorgeous redhead who got onto the bus this morning.

    That short skirt and your huge healthy knockers were a thing of beauty and put a smile on my face

    Thank you :D

    Monday is the day I go out in drag ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,780 ✭✭✭Frank Lee Midere


    I'd like to thank the gorgeous redhead who got onto the bus this morning.

    That short skirt and your huge healthy knockers were a thing of beauty and put a smile on my face

    Thanks..

    ** blushes **

    But I'm a guy, my hair is black, I have no knockers and I wear jeans.

    Dude, You need glasses.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    I'd like to thank the gorgeous redhead who got onto the bus this morning.

    That short skirt and your huge healthy knockers were a thing of beauty and put a smile on my face
    It's not a compliment unless you had a raging hard-on.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 334 ✭✭Mahogany Gaspipe


    Healthy knockers eh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Healthy knockers eh.
    Not small, nicely proportioned, pert and inviting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    And I in turn would like to thank all creepy men who leer at women on public transport. We love it really.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 334 ✭✭Mahogany Gaspipe


    Not small, nicely proportioned, pert and inviting.
    Nice description, however probably won't hold up in a court of law.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Pictures or GTFO!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    phasers wrote: »
    And I in turn would like to thank all creepy men who leer at women on public transport. We love it really.

    Women spend their time pretending to be on their phones while crotch watching.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Women spend their time pretending to be on their phones while crotch watching.
    I prefer to check out arses.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    I prefer to check out arses.

    Ones in Snickers by any chance??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Women spend their time pretending to be on their phones while crotch watching.

    Not entirely untrue to be fair.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    I prefer to check out arses.


    I'm partial to a bit of arse myself


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Bit creepy...


    What would you say If I had said something insulting? This is a backhanded compliment after all


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,598 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Worthy thread. I'd also like to use this opportunity to give a shout out to the milf in the window seat next to me on today's flight for helping me forget about the brutal Jameson hangover I was going through.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Dave0301 wrote: »
    Thank you :D

    Monday is the day I go out in drag ;)


    You should do it every day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Aidric wrote: »
    Worthy thread. I'd also like to use this opportunity to give a shout out to the milf in the window seat next to me on today's flight for helping me forget about the brutal Jameson hangover I was going through.


    Deadly


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Ones in Snickers by any chance??
    They do tend to be particularly flattering, but are not an absolute requirement.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    I'd like to thank the gorgeous redhead who got onto the bus this morning.

    That short skirt and your huge healthy knockers were a thing of beauty and put a smile on my face

    You're welcome........... http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-X5HWw0BNLqQ/UZT3ynZ8rRI/AAAAAAAAD4g/k50A5Jvr41c/s1600/eric%2Bstoltz.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    They do tend to be particularly flattering, but are not an absolute requirement.


    Mental note taken


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    They do tend to be particularly flattering, but are not an absolute requirement.

    I notice the attention difference when I'm wearing them alright.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    I notice the attention difference when I'm wearing them alright.:D
    I bet they're the blue ones.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    I bet they're the blue ones.

    Guilty as charged. Have a grey pair too but it depends on what site I'm on if I wear them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Women spend their time pretending to be on their phones while crotch watching.

    I dunno about anyone else but unless men are getting on the bus in their jocks then I'm not bothered looking anywhere near their crotches :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Shady Tady


    I'd like to thank the gorgeous redhead who got onto the bus this morning.

    That short skirt and your huge healthy knockers were a thing of beauty and put a smile on my face

    Thanks, it just shows how successful sex change operations can be these days!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,793 ✭✭✭FunLover18


    phasers wrote: »
    And I in turn would like to thank all creepy men who leer at women on public transport. We love it really.

    If you're wearing a short skirt in this weather, you're looking to be leered at


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    I had a big stiffy when 3 spanish lasses sat around me on the bus last week, i had to miss my stop and wait for it to go back to normal


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