A big thank you.

Wacker The Attacker

I'd like to thank the gorgeous redhead who got onto the bus this morning.

That short skirt and your huge healthy knockers were a thing of beauty and put a smile on my face

The Pheasant2

Bit creepy...

HeidiHeidi

A LOT creepy.

I'm well glad I'm not that redhead reading this :eek:

Dave0301

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I'd like to thank the gorgeous redhead who got onto the bus this morning.

That short skirt and your huge healthy knockers were a thing of beauty and put a smile on my face

Thank you

Monday is the day I go out in drag

Frank Lee Midere

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I'd like to thank the gorgeous redhead who got onto the bus this morning.

That short skirt and your huge healthy knockers were a thing of beauty and put a smile on my face

Thanks..

** blushes **

But I'm a guy, my hair is black, I have no knockers and I wear jeans.

Dude, You need glasses.

shopaholic01

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I'd like to thank the gorgeous redhead who got onto the bus this morning.

That short skirt and your huge healthy knockers were a thing of beauty and put a smile on my face

It's not a compliment unless you had a raging hard-on.

Mahogany Gaspipe

Healthy knockers eh.

shopaholic01

Mahogany Gaspipe wrote: »

Healthy knockers eh.

Not small, nicely proportioned, pert and inviting.

phasers

And I in turn would like to thank all creepy men who leer at women on public transport. We love it really.

Mahogany Gaspipe

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Not small, nicely proportioned, pert and inviting.

Nice description, however probably won't hold up in a court of law.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Pictures or GTFO!

Captain Chaos

phasers wrote: »

And I in turn would like to thank all creepy men who leer at women on public transport. We love it really.

Women spend their time pretending to be on their phones while crotch watching.

shopaholic01

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Women spend their time pretending to be on their phones while crotch watching.

I prefer to check out arses.

Captain Chaos

shopaholic01 wrote: »

I prefer to check out arses.

Ones in Snickers by any chance??

Cupcake_Crisis

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Women spend their time pretending to be on their phones while crotch watching.

Not entirely untrue to be fair.

Wacker The Attacker

shopaholic01 wrote: »

I prefer to check out arses.

I'm partial to a bit of arse myself

Wacker The Attacker

The Pheasant2 wrote: »

Bit creepy...

What would you say If I had said something insulting? This is a backhanded compliment after all

Aidric

Worthy thread. I'd also like to use this opportunity to give a shout out to the milf in the window seat next to me on today's flight for helping me forget about the brutal Jameson hangover I was going through.

Wacker The Attacker

Dave0301 wrote: »

Thank you

Monday is the day I go out in drag

You should do it every day.

Wacker The Attacker

Aidric wrote: »

Worthy thread. I'd also like to use this opportunity to give a shout out to the milf in the window seat next to me on today's flight for helping me forget about the brutal Jameson hangover I was going through.

Deadly

shopaholic01

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Ones in Snickers by any chance??

They do tend to be particularly flattering, but are not an absolute requirement.

mikom

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I'd like to thank the gorgeous redhead who got onto the bus this morning.

That short skirt and your huge healthy knockers were a thing of beauty and put a smile on my face

You're welcome........... http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-X5HWw0BNLqQ/UZT3ynZ8rRI/AAAAAAAAD4g/k50A5Jvr41c/s1600/eric%2Bstoltz.jpg

Wacker The Attacker

shopaholic01 wrote: »

They do tend to be particularly flattering, but are not an absolute requirement.

Mental note taken

Wacker The Attacker

mikom wrote: »

You're welcome........... http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-X5HWw0BNLqQ/UZT3ynZ8rRI/AAAAAAAAD4g/k50A5Jvr41c/s1600/eric%2Bstoltz.jpg

I told you she had great tits

Captain Chaos

shopaholic01 wrote: »

They do tend to be particularly flattering, but are not an absolute requirement.

I notice the attention difference when I'm wearing them alright.:D

shopaholic01

Captain Chaos wrote: »

I notice the attention difference when I'm wearing them alright.:D

I bet they're the blue ones.

Captain Chaos

shopaholic01 wrote: »

I bet they're the blue ones.

Guilty as charged. Have a grey pair too but it depends on what site I'm on if I wear them.

phasers

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Women spend their time pretending to be on their phones while crotch watching.

I dunno about anyone else but unless men are getting on the bus in their jocks then I'm not bothered looking anywhere near their crotches :P

Shady Tady

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I'd like to thank the gorgeous redhead who got onto the bus this morning.

That short skirt and your huge healthy knockers were a thing of beauty and put a smile on my face

Thanks, it just shows how successful sex change operations can be these days!

FunLover18

phasers wrote: »

And I in turn would like to thank all creepy men who leer at women on public transport. We love it really.

If you're wearing a short skirt in this weather, you're looking to be leered at

orangesoda

I had a big stiffy when 3 spanish lasses sat around me on the bus last week, i had to miss my stop and wait for it to go back to normal

chughes

phasers wrote: »

And I in turn would like to thank all creepy men who leer at women on public transport. We love it really.

Can you define creepy men?
Are only young, fit men allowed to look, but older men who maybe carry a bit of extra weight are meant look away?

harvester of sorrow

orangesoda wrote: »

I had a big stiffy when 3 spanish lasses sat around me on the bus last week, i had to miss my stop and wait for it to go back to normal

Riiiigggghhhhtttt.............

Chazz Michael Michaels

orangesoda wrote: »

I had a big stiffy when 3 spanish lasses sat around me on the bus last week, i had to miss my stop and wait for it to go back to normal

What, are ya 13?

Legs.Eleven

chughes wrote: »

Can you define creepy men?
Are only young, fit men allowed to look, but older men who maybe carry a bit of extra weight are meant look away?

Exactly. You've got it in one.

orangesoda

Chazz Michael Michaels wrote: »

What, are ya 13?

24, so only 13 year olds can have erections when surrounded by a bunch of attractive spaniards?

Chazz Michael Michaels

orangesoda wrote: »

24, so only 13 year olds can have etections when surrounded by a bunch of attractive spaniards?

Well, when one enters adulthood your body tends to save erections for actual sexual encounters, as opposed to everyday events like seeing women on a bus.

zcorpian88

Chazz Michael Michaels wrote: »

Well, when one enters adulthood your body tends to save erections for actual sexual encounters, as opposed to everyday events like seeing women on a bus.

Not exactly, most of us have several erections throughout the day, happens me for no apparent reason at times. Don't even have to see a hot Spaniard. Still would happen if I did though.

Chazz Michael Michaels

zcorpian88 wrote: »

Not exactly, most of us have several erections throughout the day, happens me for no apparent reason at times. Don't even have to see a hot Spaniard. Still would happen if I did though.

I really don't envy you. I can be excited in my mind without the embarrassing consequence. Learn to control yourself.

Oh, and "most of us". You must have this conversation a LOT, I'm guessing. Good for you.

The King of Moo

I saw a girl once.

Wacker The Attacker

The King of Moo wrote: »

I saw a girl once.

Hoorah

mikom

Chazz Michael Michaels wrote: »

Well, when one enters adulthood your body tends to save erections for actual sexual encounters, as opposed to everyday events like seeing women on a bus.

Like something Pele would say......

rustedtrumpet

zcorpian88 wrote: »

Still would happen if I did though.

Pfffft. Gas man

Wacker The Attacker

Chazz Michael Michaels wrote: »

Well, when one enters adulthood your body tends to save erections for actual sexual encounters, as opposed to everyday events like seeing women on a bus.

If you saw a really attractive girl are you telling you wouldn't get at least a semi?

Rasheed

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Ones in Snickers by any chance??

The decrease in rides wearing Snickers is the thing I miss most about the good times.

Chazz Michael Michaels

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

If you saw a really attractive girl are you telling you wouldn't get at least a semi?

Depends on the girl, but yeah, a semi. But a raging horn? No. Thank **** for that, too. Walking around town with my knob bulging through my jeans? No thanks.

If people want to boast about that, fair enough. Its a pretty silly thing to be proud of...

orangesoda

orangesoda wrote: »

I had a big stiffy when 3 spanish lasses sat around me on the bus last week, i had to miss my stop and wait for it to go back to normal

I remember my teenage years when I'd get a stiffy on the bus purely from the motion of the bus, and the engine vibrations etc.

Didn't need any Spanish beauties back in those days, you kids today are spoilt :pac:

dgt

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I'd like to thank the gorgeous redhead who got onto the bus this morning.

That short skirt and your huge healthy knockers were a thing of beauty and put a smile on my face

Was this the redhead in question?

charlietheminxx

What bus route OP? We'll see if anyone might know her!

Chazz Michael Michaels

charlietheminxx wrote: »

What bus route OP? We'll see if anyone might know her!

Seriously?

charlietheminxx

Yeah seriously, so they can warn her.