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Turn ons/offs in the opposite sex

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  • #2912
    GreeBo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,518 ✭✭✭✭GreeBo


    ivytwine wrote: »
    I don't tend to look at my own feet at that point tbh :P Maybe it's subconscious!

    You cant put the book down for 10 seconds?


  • #2913
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    SamAK wrote: »
    There's already been a boards wedding? :eek:

    Loads of them :)
    Quite a few boards babies crawling about the place too!


  • #2914
    Tasden
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,166 ✭✭✭Tasden


    SamAK wrote: »
    There's already been a boards wedding? :eek:


    She wants nothing to do with me, I can assure you...shur i'm only a yung f'la!

    You saying I'm old..?!


  • #2915
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Sauve wrote: »
    Loads of them :)
    Quite a few boards babies crawling about the place too!


    Babies, they're like a natural contraceptive - putting people off sex since time began! :D

    I'll never forget the time when the young lad was only a few weeks old and I was out with my mates, one of them got with a guy in the club, but quickly got cold feet when she saw the guy in the light, and pulled me aside wondering what to do as this guy was sure he was on a promise. I told her tell him straight out she changed her mind but she was having none of it.

    So we got back to mine, and it's looking pretty awkward, till I said "Do you want to see the baby?"...

    Suddenly the guy had to be somewhere else, made his excuses and left fairly fast! :D


  • #2916
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    GreeBo wrote: »
    You cant put the book down for 10 seconds?

    Won't everyone in the library stare? :eek:


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  • #2917
    SamAK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭SamAK


    Sauve wrote: »
    Loads of them :)
    Quite a few boards babies crawling about the place too!

    Awwww! "I met your mum/dad on an after hours forum" would be great fun to tell the kids!

    Tasden wrote: »
    You saying I'm old..?!

    Yes. Older than me. Probably. Please, prove me wrong and make me feel grown up.

    :cool:


  • #2918
    ww2015
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2 ✭ww2015


    Turn ons for me in a man would deffo be confidence, something so attractive about a man that feels comfortable in himself, always puts me at ease and makes conversation easier!
    Love men that quote things Im familiar with too like father ted or simpsons, always catches my attention!
    Looks wise stubble or well trimmed beards, nice hands and broad shoulders are always a good thing!


  • #2919
    Calibos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,925 ✭✭✭Calibos


    ww2015 wrote: »
    Turn ons for me in a man would deffo be confidence, Uh Huh :D something so attractive about a man that feels comfortable in himself, Uh Huh :D always puts me at ease and makes conversation easier!
    Love men that quote things Im familiar with too like father ted or simpsons, Uh Huh :D always catches my attention!
    Looks wise stubble or well trimmed beards, Uh Huh :D nice hands Uh Huh :D and broad shoulders Fuuuuuucccckkkkkk :mad: are always a good thing!

    :D


  • #2920
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Woman who plaster their face in fake tan and you can see the outline around the edge of their face where its not applied.


  • #2921
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Woman who plaster their face in fake tan and you can see the outline around the edge of their face where its not applied.

    If I could thank this twice I would!


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  • #2922
    Candy_Girl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 474 ✭✭Candy_Girl


    Bad breath, bad teeth, baggy jeans with black shiny shoes and a smoker....that's it I think.


  • #2923
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Candy_Girl wrote: »
    Bad breath, bad teeth, baggy jeans with black shiny shoes and a smoker....that's it I think.

    Strange turn ons. :eek:


  • #2924
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Woman who plaster their face in fake tan and you can see the outline around the edge of their face where its not applied.

    It's called a tide mark, apparently.

    Some women are silly and refuse to wear make up to match their skin tone, they have to go ten shades darker.

    I call my younger sister a Dorito when she's got her make up on for a night out :)


  • #2925
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Woman who plaster their face in fake tan and you can see the outline around the edge of their face where its not applied.
    That's probably foundation that's too dark. What I hate more is orange tan that stops at the jawline, the girls then go out without foundation - white face, orange from the jaw down. I don't know why they do it.

    *Checks foundation colour in mirror* :pac:


  • #2926
    astonaidan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,456 ✭✭✭astonaidan


    WikiHow wrote: »
    Woman who plaster their face in fake tan and you can see the outline around the edge of their face where its not applied.
    I know this girl who works in the local petrol station who when shes at work shes gorgeous, now obviously shes wearing makeup but its a normal amount, then when she goes out she looks a total different person like she goes from being a really natural pretty girl to plastered in makeup like losing serious amount off hotness, I dont get why girls do this


  • #2927
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    green_screen wrote: »
    Strange turn ons. :eek:

    Thread title says ons/offs


  • #2928
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Duracell Bunny wrote: »
    Thread title says ons/offs

    Sarcasm detector broken? :)


  • #2929
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Duracell Bunny wrote: »
    Thread title says ons/offs

    Strange can be good. Sometimes wrong is so very right.


  • #2930
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Doesn't matter how good looking a person is if they are rude/arrogant, that's it.
    Complete turn off and total deal breaker.

    That, and bad shoes :p


  • #2931
    lucky333
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 190 ✭✭lucky333


    Turn offs... A hairy bum


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  • #2932
    thegreatgonzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,623 ✭✭✭thegreatgonzo


    Muise... wrote: »
    None taken. Wow. You must be Emperor of the Mix Tape.

    Mixed tapes! I LOVED getting mixed tapes! Bring it back I say.


  • #2933
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    lucky333 wrote: »
    Turn offs... A hairy bum

    Hope you mean on a woman there, tonto


  • #2934
    Candy_Girl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 474 ✭✭Candy_Girl


    green_screen wrote: »
    Strange turn ons. :eek:

    Oooppps I just fired away with the offs :pac:


  • #2935
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    thegreatgonzo wrote: »
    Mixed tapes! I LOVED getting mixed tapes! Bring it back I say.

    Clicks, hisses, and abruptly curtailed radio presenters are my forte. I also like to do a collage/zine/ransom note style inlay card. But only if I fancy you.


  • #2936
    lucky333
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 190 ✭✭lucky333


    Duracell Bunny wrote: »
    Hope you mean on a woman there, tonto

    No sorry to disappoint , men with a hairy bum, down with that sorta thing :)


  • #2937
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    lucky333 wrote: »
    No sorry to disappoint , men with a hairy bum, down with that sorta thing :)
    Men should be hairy, hairy and manly. :P


  • #2938
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    lucky333 wrote: »
    No sorry to disappoint , men with a hairy bum, down with that sorta thing :)

    Well, I haven't had a smooth ass since I was about 13, is that the sort of age bracket you're looking at? :eek:

    And if your a fan of the aul back, sack and crack on a guy, I think that's usually associated with guys who like other guys smooth bums ;)


    *runs like fcuk*


  • #2939
    Candy_Girl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 474 ✭✭Candy_Girl


    Oh I love a hairy chest ...on a man might I add..


  • #2940
    lucky333
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 190 ✭✭lucky333


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Men should be hairy, hairy and manly. :P

    I don't mind hair on a man, chest or whatever is fine, but hair on bums, i dont mind a little park, but some bums can be can be like a healty forest :)


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  • #2941
    thegreatgonzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,623 ✭✭✭thegreatgonzo


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Men should be hairy, hairy and manly. :P

    Have you seen this group LABIA (ladies who appreciate beards etc etc) on Facebook?:D


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