Turn ons/offs in the opposite sex

IvaBigWun

Happy eyes, sense of humour, and ideally brunette with great boobs does it for me.

How about you?

stefan idiot jones

All her tattoos spelled right.

Frosty McSnowballs

Must have arms

Lucena

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

All her tattoos spelled right.

You're very demanding, Chinese is a hard language after all.

kfk

Red head, 5'5" to 5'9", slim with a well toned body, soft voice and a mute button!

lkionm

Switches

dark crystal

kfk wrote: »

Red head, 5'5" to 5'9", slim with a well toned body, soft voice and a mute button!

I know a shop where you can buy one of those. Only takes a few minutes to inflate, too.

Ihatecuddles-old

Short dark hair or shaved head
Funny is an absolute must, I'd marry some posters in this forum based on their posts alone!
Smells good. Nice eyes. Nice smile.
Taller than me, I'm 5'9''.
Nice clothes. Has interests.
Can laugh at themselves.

Oh and I love stubble and men who drink Guinness.

mattjack

kfk wrote: »

Red head, 5'5" to 5'9", slim with a well toned body, soft voice and a mute button!

Apart from the mute button , that description fits the deer in the Phoenix Park.

nocoverart

Hole and a heartbeat.

fryup

turn ons - nice tits, shapely legs, tanned skin, hair colour & length doesn't matter, friendly smile...oh and i suppose nice personality as well

turn offs - bad breath, bingo wings (fat arms), big arse, fat legs, hairy legs, very pale skin, flat chest, heavy culchie accent, sniffy personality

a fat guy

Hairy armpits.

Bleurgh...

returnNull

a nice personality

mattjack

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Short dark hair or shaved head
Funny is an absolute must, I'd marry some posters in this forum based on their posts alone!
Smells good. Nice eyes. Nice smile.
Taller than me, I'm 5'9''.
Nice clothes. Has interests.
Can laugh at themselves.

When you say "some posters" do you mean more than one at the same time ?

Ihatecuddles-old

returnNull wrote: »

a nice personality

You can't f*ck a personality! :P

lkionm

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

You can't f*ck a personality! :P

You can't fist a college degree

1ZRed

Lack of cock would be a bit of a deal breaker there

Ihatecuddles-old

mattjack wrote: »

When you say "some posters" do you mean more than one at the same time ?

No, I'd let them battle it out. The loser is stuck with me.

lkionm

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

No, I'd let them battle it out. The loser is stuck with me.

So you are into necrophilia.

Im cool with that

Fox_In_Socks

Lets assume that basic hygiene is covered.

No sense of humour. Or at least, not the "right" sense of humour (mine, that is)
Constant Complaining
Unable to have a life of their own

Lucena

lkionm wrote: »

You can't fist a college degree

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

lkionm

Oh she liked my post guys.

What do I do now?

ONeill2013

a dominating personality (turn on)

lkionm

Lucena wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

Im already on thin ice with Dr. Bollocko.

He got that name for a reason

nullzero

OP waiting for a lady to post and reference his username as a turn on?

kfk

lkionm wrote: »

Oh she liked my post guys.

What do I do now?

Did you send her a pic of it??? You dont waste time!

McChubbin

On a man:
Long hair, neatly trimmed beard (bonus points if he looks like this)
Great sense of humor an absolute must
Good personal hygine
Kind natured and sensitive
Must love rock music, comics and home cooking (bonus points if he can cook himself)
Tattoos and piercings

On a woman:
Brunette or red-head (sans beard)
Same criteria as above

Clandestine

In women:
>Turn ons:
Above 5'8", shortish hair, easy going personality, not an idiot, actually has interests, good level of hygiene

>Turn offs:
Overweight, clingy, can't take a joke, too serious, is a radical/anarchist/etc. feminist

In Men:
Similar sort of deal. Essentially, I prefer girls who act/look masculine, and men who look/act feminine (without being flamboyant), if that makes any sense.

lkionm

kfk wrote: »

Did you send her a pic of it??? You dont waste time!

It?


No one likes that creepy clown

spank_inferno

Turn offs:

- Smoking (deal breaker)
- Strong accents

Legs.Eleven

Someone who will stand up for themselves and tell me when they feel I'm being unreasonable.
Sense of humour/ability to be silly
Clever
Really kind and treats people respectfully
Hairy
Manly
In decent shape

Gummy Panda

Turn ons: pulse

Turn offs: penis

Shenshen

Turn-ons would be long hair, smooth shaved face and balls (or at least decently trimmed around the balls). Good sense of humour, and ideally more than 2 brain cells. Non-smoker, very occasional drinker (I really dislike drunk people), oh and very open-minded in the bedroom.

Turn-off would include wearing tracksuits for anything other than sporting activities, short or shaved head hair, bad hygiene and not being able to string a sentence together.

I know people say you can't shag education, which is true, but dumb is still my biggest turn-off ever.

Howard Juneau

I like a lady with a bit of meat on her bones, nobody wants to shag a bag of broken glass. Also I need a bit of muff hair, when I go diving I need a soft landing.

hfallada

A nice heart and a good personality.

What am I saying you cant fu ck a personality

1shot16

Makes good sandwiches...

Turn offs:
Rudeness
Bad hygiene

Turn ons:
Red hair
Funny
Red hair
Bit rough around the edges
Red hair
Looks hot in snickers

The_Kew_Tour

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Short dark hair or shaved head
Funny is an absolute must, I'd marry some posters in this forum based on their posts alone!
Smells good. Nice eyes. Nice smile.
Taller than me, I'm 5'9''.
Nice clothes. Has interests.
Can laugh at themselves.

Oh and I love stubble and men who drink Guinness.

****, where are women like you in Cork and Dublin?:pac:

claypigeon777

Turn ons: Curvaceous, voluptuous, long hair, pretty face, doesn't wear too much make up or jewelry, is comfortable in a dress, Daisy Duke shorts, a bikini or nude, loves sex, loves to cook, loves kids, loves to sing, dance, swim and enjoy the great outdoors, educated and intelligent, reads a lot, loves movies, works hard and is good at her job, independent, great sense of humor, free spirited, positive outlook on life, doesn't nag and doesn't overspend.

Turn offs: Smokes, messy drunk, doesn't trim her public hair, too skinny or too fat, small breasts or saggy breasts, boyish hips or muffin top, poorly designed and positioned tattoos, too much make up, too much jewelry, has terrible taste in clothes, books, movies, music etc, too lazy to cook and if she does cook burns it too a crisp, sulks, nags, hates herself, gives up on life, p*sses my money away and alienates all my relations and friends by being a lying manipulative evil bitch.

Esoteric_

Turn ons:
Sense of humour.
Experimental in bed.
Dominant.
Honesty.

Tattoos optional, but sexy. As long as they're good tattoos. :pac:

Turn offs:
Bad hygiene.
Long hair.
Shell suits.
Smokes weed more than occasionally.
Ditto using any drugs more than occasionally.

Esoteric_

claypigeon777 wrote: »

Turn ons: Curvaceous, voluptuous, long hair, pretty face, doesn't wear too much make up or jewelry, is comfortable in a dress, Daisy Duke shorts, a bikini or nude, loves sex, loves to cook, loves kids, loves to sing, dance, swim and enjoy the great outdoors, educated and intelligent, reads a lot, loves movies, works hard and is good at her job, independent, great sense of humor, free spirited, positive outlook on life, doesn't nag and doesn't overspend.

Turn offs: Too skinny or too fat, small breasts or saggy breasts, too much make up, too much jewelry, has terrible taste, too lazy to cook, sulks, nags, hates herself, gives up on life, p*sses my money away and alienates all my relations and friends by being a lying manipulative evil bitch.

Jesus, don't hold back talking about your ex. :pac:


Also, that reminds me.

Turn off:
Bitching about exes.

Femme_Fatale

claypigeon777 wrote: »

Turn ons: Curvaceous, voluptuous, long hair, pretty face, doesn't wear too much make up or jewelry, is comfortable in a dress, Daisy Duke shorts, a bikini or nude, loves sex, loves to cook, loves kids, loves to sing, dance, swim and enjoy the great outdoors, educated and intelligent, reads a lot, loves movies, works hard and is good at her job, independent, great sense of humor, free spirited, positive outlook on life, doesn't nag and doesn't overspend.

I'm a lot of those... but if I wore Daisy Duke shorts I'd frighten small children! :pac:

theteal

spank_inferno wrote: »

Turn offs:

- Smoking (deal breaker)
- Strong accents

I concur with the smoking not with the accents, accents I quite like

Femme_Fatale

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

I'm a lot of those... but if I wore Daisy Duke shorts I'd frighten small children! :pac:

I thought the same as soon as I saw daisy dukes I thought "I'm out" :pac:

Frosty McSnowballs

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

I'm a lot of those... but if I wore Daisy Duke shorts I'd frighten small children! :pac:

Take 'em off!

stop animal cruelty

in men...long nails, smelly and nose hair - turn offs obv!!

Arawn

pink/purple/black/dark red dyed hair, piercings, tattoos. wears corsets...ya know metal chicks

Femme_Fatale

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Take 'em off!

Oh the ass is holding up well.
The legs' muscle-tone could do with some work though. :pac:

Ihatecuddles-old

Arawn wrote: »

pink/purple/black/dark red dyed hair, piercings, tattoos. wears corsets...ya know metal chicks

I have dyed black hair, piercings, tattoos, I love corsets and have loads.

I'm not even slightly metal!

Arawn

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I have dyed black hair, piercings, tattoos, I love corsets and have loads.

I'm not even slightly metal!

Ah but metal chicks includes music and dress style

flutered

the hair, the face and the smile, all else is, well all else, oh in girls obviously over 17.