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Wilberto · 31-01-2014 11:40PM

Oh no! Those "Neknomination" videos are starting to infest my news feed. I thought I had classier friends. :P :P

michellie · 01-02-2014 12:02AM

"Omg like never talking day of work again lol it's not even ten o clock n in board out of me head..."

Go fk yourself!!!!

January · 01-02-2014 12:36AM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

"De best cbabb i ever ate i ett it der dont 4 get de chipps ider nd exer meet in de cbabb lol im full xxxlove me babby xx gess hoo xxx"

I'm usually pretty good at interpreting this kind of stuff but even I'm baffled here. Anyone care to translate?

OH MY ****ING GOD SHE SAID KEBAB... CBABB... CBABB...

01-02-2014 12:41AM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

"De best cbabb i ever ate i ett it der dont 4 get de chipps ider nd exer meet in de cbabb lol im full xxxlove me babby xx gess hoo xxx"

January wrote: »

I'm usually pretty good at interpreting this kind of stuff but even I'm baffled here. Anyone care to translate?

OH MY ****ING GOD SHE SAID KEBAB... CBABB... CBABB...

That was the best kebab that I have ever eaten. I didn't forget to have chips as a side order. The nice gentleman in the take away shop gave me extra protein in my kebab. I'm laughing out loud at how full I am. Kiss kiss I love my baby. I would like you all to have a think about who that might be. Kiss kiss.

rawn · 01-02-2014 02:32AM

From a facebook fail site :P

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/run-like-crazy.jpg

yerwanthere123 · 01-02-2014 02:33AM

Deleted User wrote: »

That was the best kebab that I have ever eaten. I didn't forget to have chips as a side order. The nice gentleman in the take away shop gave me extra protein in my kebab. I'm laughing out loud at how full I am. Kiss kiss I love my baby. I would like you all to have a think about who that might be. Kiss kiss.

Thank you.

shruikan2553 · 01-02-2014 02:43AM

Wilberto wrote: »

Oh no! Those "Neknomination" videos are starting to infest my news feed. I thought I had classier friends. :P :P

One popped up on mine today where the monkey with the phone knew how to hold the damn thing. Here I was thinking I must be the only person with the old fashioned 16:9 ratio while everyone else is going around with 9:16. Supposedly my hilarious friend is getting someone who I dont know to "nominate" me.

Deleted User wrote: »

That was the best kebab that I have ever eaten. I didn't forget to have chips as a side order. The nice gentleman in the take away shop gave me extra protein in my kebab. I'm laughing out loud at how full I am. Kiss kiss I love my baby. I would like you all to have a think about who that might be. Kiss kiss.

This whole thing could be seen as a girl becoming pregnant after an orgy.

PrettyBoy · 01-02-2014 03:10AM

Haven't posted in a while but saw this on Facebook tonight and thought it was worthy of this thread.

A parody website called 'Waterford Whiperer News' (some of you may be familiar with it) published an article on the new children's hospital and it's been doing the rounds for the last few days. A guy I know didn't see the funny side and actually believes it is a real article, which is hard to believe if you actually read it (Link > http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/01/29/priory-hall-developer-lands-national-childrens-hospital-contract/ ). He rants about it and despite a mate of his telling him that the article was a piss-take the guy still didn't cop it and continues to rant

rawn · 01-02-2014 03:35AM

PrettyBoy wrote: »

Haven't posted in a while but saw this on Facebook tonight and thought it was worthy of this thread.

A parody website called 'Waterford Whiperer News' (some of you my be familiar with it) published an article on the new children's hospital and it's been doing the rounds for the last few days. A guy I know didn't see the funny side and actually believes it is a real article, which is hard to believe if you actually read it (Link > http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/01/29/priory-hall-developer-lands-national-childrens-hospital-contract/ ). He rants about it and despite a mate of his telling him that the article was a piss-take the guy still didn't cop it and continues to rant

My uncle posted something similar, I commented underneath gently reminding him it's satirical, but even looking at the post now it's been shared via my uncle 4times with equally disgusted comments ha

Super-Rush · 01-02-2014 04:06AM

Saw a Nek nomination video this morning that was really funny.

Saw one just now of a fat bird in a leopard print onesie that wouldn't close on her, down a mixture of vodka, Cpt Morgans and Red Bull while standing in a field in the dark surrounded by lads.

How do these people survive every day?

Napper Hawkins · 01-02-2014 06:04AM

Super-Rush wrote: »

Saw a Nek nomination video this morning that was really funny.

Saw one just now of a fat bird in a leopard print onesie that wouldn't close on her, down a mixture of vodka, Cpt Morgans and Red Bull while standing in a field in the dark surrounded by lads.

How do these people survive every day?

You should watch the film, "Idiocracy", for your answer to that one.

kerry4sam · 01-02-2014 04:25PM

Not-Wise Facebook Status:

Outlining to all and sundry what date(s) you are going somewhere and thus vacating your property for said date. Some leave it un-occupied completely; while others may have some people present.
Still, I don't think it great to announce to all would-be burglars when you will be leaving your property un-attended by yourself for a date.

Okay saying I am going to Garth Brooks, but announce what date you're leaving the county?!

I don't know why people do that,
kerry4sam

Wilberto · 01-02-2014 09:54PM

Another two "Neknominations" including a former workmate dressed in a short dress and high heels, downing a 'naggin' of vodka, followed swiftly by a half a jug of some cheap Aldi beer.

Someone else also posted this article. I know it's only the Irish Mirror but still.

Young DJ found dead amid claims he took part in 'NekNomination' drinking game

MonkstownHoop · 01-02-2014 09:57PM

PrettyBoy wrote: »

Haven't posted in a while but saw this on Facebook tonight and thought it was worthy of this thread.

A parody website called 'Waterford Whiperer News' (some of you may be familiar with it) published an article on the new children's hospital and it's been doing the rounds for the last few days. A guy I know didn't see the funny side and actually believes it is a real article, which is hard to believe if you actually read it (Link > http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/01/29/priory-hall-developer-lands-national-childrens-hospital-contract/ ). He rants about it and despite a mate of his telling him that the article was a piss-take the guy still didn't cop it and continues to rant

A friend of mine thought the Jim Corr 1916 story was real and had a long rant, i didn't bother explaining

PizzamanIRL · 02-02-2014 02:44AM

Just saw someone an hour ago posted a video of someone doing one of those neknominaitions, praising him.

15 minutes ago she shares a picture that is pleading with people to stop the neknominations because of the dangers involved

Eejit :rolleyes:

Laura_lolly87 · 02-02-2014 02:58AM

A 19 year old in Carlow jumped into the river after doing a nek nomination today. His body hasn't been found. Its all over my Facebook this evening

BNMC · 02-02-2014 02:15PM

"seriously , making faces and starting on me, ya ugly rotten crooked tooth bastard, get rid a them braces cos I'll break your bastard teeth tomorrow. ya dirty rotten skinny widow cunt"

From a 26 year old woman who is a "Beer Taster at Stella Artois and Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey, Chief Executive Officer at Clown School and Technical Support at my kids"

Sigh.

LizT · 02-02-2014 08:17PM

Philip Seymour Hoffman is dead, I'm more gutted that this ****s up filming for the Hunger Games

Christ.

everdead.ie · 03-02-2014 06:02PM

A good list from SiliconRepublic great reading in this.

http://www.siliconrepublic.com/new-media/item/35649-10-years-of-facebook-fails/

yerwanthere123 · 03-02-2014 06:31PM

everdead.ie wrote: »

A good list from SiliconRepublic great reading in this.

http://www.siliconrepublic.com/new-media/item/35649-10-years-of-facebook-fails/

"Are you from Paris?"
Sweet Jesus.

le la rat · 03-02-2014 10:09PM

The tracy one nearly killed me

Wilberto · 03-02-2014 10:24PM

I have to admit, the "I Don't Know" one left me in stitches!!

Ihatecuddles · 04-02-2014 08:14AM

A friend of mine studies at Dun Laoghaire college of further education, as you can see from her facebook page.

Studied at Dunlaoirge college of further education

FortuneWookiee · 04-02-2014 08:24AM

mauzo! wrote: »

A friend of mine studies at Dun Laoghaire college of further education, as you can see from her facebook page.

Some friend you are.

I think it's a bit low to indirectly make fun of a whole load of people who attend. They're just trying to better themselves.

Bipolar Joe · 04-02-2014 08:29AM

Did you even read the quote?

coolhull · 04-02-2014 02:47PM

FortuneWookiee wrote: »

Some friend you are.

I think it's a bit low to indirectly make fun of a whole load of people who attend. They're just trying to better themselves.

I believe the point he/she was making is that anyone who does attend college of any sort should make it a priority to at least be able to spell the name of the institute correctly.
Or is that too much to ask of a third-level student?

krudler · 04-02-2014 02:48PM

FortuneWookiee wrote: »

Some friend you are.

I think it's a bit low to indirectly make fun of a whole load of people who attend. They're just trying to better themselves.

Not sure if making joke or just didn't get joke -_-

coolhull · 04-02-2014 02:48PM

FortuneWookiee wrote: »

Some friend you are.

I think it's a bit low to indirectly make fun of a whole load of people who attend. They're just trying to better themselves.

I believe the point he/she was making is that anyone who does attend college of any sort should make it a priority to at least be able to spell the name of the institute correctly.
Or is that too much to ask of a third-level student?

rawn · 04-02-2014 11:15PM

A guy on my friends list posts this EVERY night

"To all my incredible friends and loving family I say

Goodnight to one, goodnight to all
Peace love unity and respect

- NAME
‪#‎PayItForward‬"

Bugs me to no end. He does a good morning version of it too. Sometimes he posts statuses referring to his goodnight/good morning message along the lines of "my goodnight message might be a bit late tonight I'm working the late shift" or "I can't believe that people still like my goodnight message every single night", or "Thinking about adding another line to my goodnight message what does everybody think?". Also, he still continues to Facebook after he says goodnight

Lovely guy and everything but, c'mon.

Grayditch · 04-02-2014 11:18PM

Could not hack that.

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