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EuskalHerria · 24-01-2014 01:33PM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

You're beautiful. You're eyes are fab. Serious figure. I love you G x!

I would take a compliment from her as an insult.

rawn · 24-01-2014 04:48PM

Since this is a dumb/great Facebook status thread I thought I'd post this, a friend posted it earlier

"Seeing a person read your favorite book is like seeing a book recommending a person"

Favorite post I've seen on Facebook, ever!

eternal · 24-01-2014 10:32PM

Ha pmsl no I fink da batting of da eye lashes is good enough for him !!!!! Lol besides I don't cook I'd poison da poor man he be crippled in pain n suffering with a bad case if gallops #****everywhere #pebbledashwalls not one if ur best ideas xxxxxxxlol lmbo

Can't cook!!!! Won't cook!!!!

Don't u mean can cook won't cook

Da kitchen is we're men belong not women !!!

U got that right!!!! Useless *****!!

Aspiring · 25-01-2014 12:51AM

I have at least 10 friends on Facebook with this routine every day:

Status 1: Fukinnn luvinnnn lyf cant get ny better for me n me gurlies

:D:o

Status 2(some hours later):
Ughhhh hate my lyf why dose noboddy understand wat im goin thru

Status two is followed by the famous "u ok hun", "text me" and her stating it doesn't matter.

Rinse and repeat this process every day/ several times a day.

I have a theory, I've noticed status 1 often only gets likes, not comments. Perhaps the second status is like some sort of werewolf's howl-like call to her fellow stunners to generate attention on her page. They also seem to implement some sort of anti-block mechanism where you feel you'll miss ensured hilarity each day if you block them.

Such wonderful creatures.

Festy · 25-01-2014 07:23AM

Boys and girls of the facebook world the #shagster has sign up for big brother #2014 sent in my name and details and am waiting on bigbrother get back ta me in my email we mite as well give it a shot for craic nothing ta lose that all! #amen

Imagine :pac:

MrStuffins · 25-01-2014 04:27PM

If people keep posting sh* te from Shaggy Boi I'm unfollowing this thread!

krudler · 25-01-2014 05:48PM

rawn wrote: »

Since this is a dumb/great Facebook status thread I thought I'd post this, a friend posted it earlier

"Seeing a person read your favorite book is like seeing a book recommending a person"

Favorite post I've seen on Facebook, ever!

That's....really good.

Damn.

Queen-Mise · 26-01-2014 05:49PM

my mum is making rubber molds of Jesus on the cross for Easter so she can give people chocolate Jesus' (with some kind of red jelly or liqour inside) for Easter and sell the rubber molds to other people that want chocolate jesus on a cross. She wants to put him naked, I've been trying to persuade her to put a loin cloth on him. Nobody wants to see Jesus' dick.

would you buy a chocolate crucified Jesus?

Not sure what to make of this.

kumate_champ07 · 27-01-2014 06:39PM

" Wudt mind ur num a gudluken boy u r anal ha x "

think she means and all...

kumate_champ07 · 27-01-2014 06:41PM

"De best cbabb i ever ate i ett it der dont 4 get de chipps ider nd exer meet in de cbabb lol im full xxxlove me babby xx gess hoo xxx"

coolhull · 27-01-2014 10:38PM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

"De best cbabb i ever ate i ett it der dont 4 get de chipps ider nd exer meet in de cbabb lol im full xxxlove me babby xx gess hoo xxx"

Full all right...Full of sh*te :rolleyes:

yerwanthere123 · 28-01-2014 04:16AM

"Some amount of pakys in cork! Why do they ware rags on there head? No need for it"

5 likes

coolhull · 28-01-2014 08:58AM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

"Some amount of pakys in cork! Why do they ware rags on there head? No need for it"

5 likes

What can you say in response to something like that? It leaves me speechless.

Paddy Cow · 28-01-2014 01:32PM

Does anyone know whatever happened in the Lanigans fiasco?

yerwanthere123 · 28-01-2014 01:48PM

"Three boys in Audi shouted.and me and Kelly on Patrick street acting the big men. I walked out onto the road and theyshat.themselves haha I spat in the lad in the back seats face HAHAHA NOT SO F*CKING HARD BOYSWHEN SOMEONE WON'T TAKE IT

MOST PEOPLEARE AFRAID OFTHER SHADOWS"

"I said it before I'll say it again!you give an inch a mile gets took, try show you care you get taken for granted!while other absolute useless **** get respect. there is some people I would genuinely love to bate them unrecognisable till My handsare sprained. Im F*CKing SICKENED I genuinely hate people"

"That's the second f*cking time the dirty c*nts out in this town reported our family to the ispca..MAKING UP COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSH*T!!!saying how our horses got out and ran down Colmans park and nearly killed children and now they got reports how wer cruel to the dogs >:/ Those f*cking dogsare spoiled rotten. The ispca just apologised for coming again and said the people who rang where clearly lying but they cant tell who it was. IF I FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE YE DIRTY BEGRUDGING C*NTS IT'LL BE THE GAURDS YOU'LL BE NEEDING NOT THE ISPCA I'LL KICK YOUR FRONT DOOR IN AND BOX.THE SH*T OUT OF YOU AROUND THE KITCHEN AND WARE A PAN OFF YOUR FACE!!! DIRTY SICKENING C*NTS!!!!!!!! >:/"

:eek::eek::eek:

iDave · 29-01-2014 10:20AM

'I cant feel my toes...I have no toes...I need a hug'

A lad in his mid 20s

rawn · 29-01-2014 03:36PM

iDave wrote: »

'I cant feel my toes...I have no toes...I need a hug'

A lad in his mid 20s

What an ass.

Mars Bar · 29-01-2014 06:11PM

So many people queuing for Garth brooks tickets going on sale. But what if tomorrow never comes?

I laughed!

kumate_champ07 · 29-01-2014 06:39PM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

"Three boys in Audi shouted.and me and Kelly on Patrick street acting the big men. I walked out onto the road and theyshat.themselves haha I spat in the lad in the back seats face HAHAHA NOT SO F*CKING HARD BOYSWHEN SOMEONE WON'T TAKE IT MOST PEOPLEARE AFRAID OFTHER SHADOWS"

"I said it before I'll say it again!you give an inch a mile gets took, try show you care you get taken for granted!while other absolute useless **** get respect. there is some people I would genuinely love to bate them unrecognisable till My handsare sprained. Im F*CKing SICKENED I genuinely hate people"

"That's the second f*cking time the dirty c*nts out in this town reported our family to the ispca..MAKING UP COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSH*T!!!saying how our horses got out and ran down Colmans park and nearly killed children and now they got reports how wer cruel to the dogs >:/ Those f*cking dogsare spoiled rotten. The ispca just apologised for coming again and said the people who rang where clearly lying but they cant tell who it was. IF I FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE YE DIRTY BEGRUDGING C*NTS IT'LL BE THE GAURDS YOU'LL BE NEEDING NOT THE ISPCA I'LL KICK YOUR FRONT DOOR IN AND BOX.THE SH*T OUT OF YOU AROUND THE KITCHEN AND WARE A PAN OFF YOUR FACE!!! DIRTY SICKENING C*NTS!!!!!!!! >:/"

:eek::eek::eek:

bus stop ****!!

dirkmeister · 29-01-2014 11:54PM

Has anyone else seen these "necknomination" statuses that are doing the rounds?

They are pure loser material.

Trow El 555 · 30-01-2014 02:03AM

IMPORTANT:
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Sinfonia · 30-01-2014 03:34AM

dirkmeister wrote: »

Has anyone else seen these "necknomination" statuses that are doing the rounds?

They are pure loser material.

"24 hours lads, better get on it"

yarg.

smileyj1987 · 30-01-2014 07:31AM

dirkmeister wrote: »

Has anyone else seen these "necknomination" statuses that are doing the rounds?

They are pure loser material.

I have saw a video of someone drinking their own urine doing one of these videos !

CarMe · 30-01-2014 12:51PM

"Poxy fines little trip to the joy for me crashed out wit me iphone ina cell hav u a fone on ye no gaurd dumb fuk

great start to my Thursday - at Coolock Garda Station"

Then a photo from the backseat of a Garda car of a the back of a Gardas head "on route to the joy ders a selfie for ye dirty screw head"

Super-Rush · 30-01-2014 01:42PM

Bloody newsfeed is full of Garth Brooks crap. ****.

Anyway I saw this on a friends page from her sister who is married with a couple of kids.

Can you get daddy to pay for a chipper and get it delivered up here?

marcbrophy · 30-01-2014 01:46PM

Sick to death of these "Garrett" Brooks **** now!

Maybe I should ask them to name 2 of his songs? :pac:

Angry_Mammarys · 30-01-2014 02:23PM

It's getting beyond embarrassing the amount of people sharing ''Waterford Whispers'' links on facebook and taking them for gospel :eek::eek::eek:

Super-Rush · 30-01-2014 02:27PM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Does anyone know whatever happened in the Lanigans fiasco?

Haven't heard anything about it in a while.

Was in there on Monday as it happens.

Axel Lamp · 30-01-2014 03:51PM

Super-Rush wrote: »

Haven't heard anything about it in a while.

Was in there on Monday as it happens.

Did you get shafted on the shots measures? or meet Amy?

yerwanthere123 · 31-01-2014 10:51PM

1st day of my new job 2day! Fukin wrecked 2 say the least, hard work but worth it 4 da money!

Great news! Well done!!

So 2nd day of new job and i quit haha! Worst day ever i wudnt work der 4 twice da money! Worst job i ever had!

Oh.

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