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  • #6692
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    robbiezero wrote: »
    So which one of them is yours?
    None, as I don't speak about my ten fatherless children in txt spek.


  • #6693
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    threein99 wrote: »
    Yeah something to do with being 'rated' out for deer.
    They mean 'there'.


  • #6694
    A. Rasher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 39 ✭A. Rasher


    or they're? i've really no idea:confused:


  • #6695
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    You're right cos 'der' is 'there'. Well spotted.


  • #6696
    A. Rasher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 39 ✭A. Rasher


    still doesn't make sense though...

    over bad few deer/ there/ they're/ their


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  • #6697
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    It's not rocket science, some people gave them a bad 'rating' on the old page , so now they have to start again. Report them ect. WTF am I analysing this when I have a lecture first thing in the morning. Jesus wept.


  • #6698
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    He was ratted out (reported to) the relevant body for dealing with unlawful killing of wild deer from what I can gather. He has evidence on this old Facebook profile which he wants people to report because he wants it taken down so that it is no longer viewable. He also says he would be better off shooting some of the people who told on him, for whatever reason.


  • #6699
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    It's a lot easier for some people to pretend to be stupid, at least I tell myself this to ease the mental torment.


  • #6700
    A. Rasher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 39 ✭A. Rasher


    Everybody's concerned about the drug-resistant germs, but is nobody paying
    attention to the ones with the resources to produce germ-safety messages
    on the dangers of domestos on prime time television? Be vigilant people,
    they have access to the media. Wash your hands, and televisions


  • #6701
    thesandeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    threein99 wrote: »
    I had this offence to the english language pop up in my news feed recently

    http://gyazo.com/2ddf816b5ea1ea39ab883d5e130498c4

    Would love to see what the 38 comments are but (un)fortunately I don't do Facebook.


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  • #6702
    threein99
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,596 ✭✭✭threein99


    thesandeman wrote: »
    Would love to see what the 38 comments are but (un)fortunately I don't do Facebook.

    They were very supportive and of a similar standard of english.


  • #6703
    threein99
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,596 ✭✭✭threein99


    NegativeCreep wrote: »
    He was ratted out (reported to) the relevant body for dealing with unlawful killing of wild deer from what I can gather. He has evidence on this old Facebook profile which he wants people to report because he wants it taken down so that it is no longer viewable. He also says he would be better off shooting some of the people who told on him, for whatever reason.

    10/10


  • #6704
    BNMC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    "comment nd il like if i think ur goodlukin"

    God help us all.


  • #6705
    Fishyfreak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 576 ✭✭✭Fishyfreak


    Some friends discussing an old photo posted on facebook. One girl comments on how big she was back then. Her friend replies:

    "Sallow Hall lol"

    :)


  • #6706
    ElvisChrist6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 595 ✭✭✭ElvisChrist6


    Without posting any words explaining, three separate people in my friends list have posted this (screencaptured instead of posting the actual link, for safety's sake, just in case):

    [image removed]

    Can anyone tell me what the **** this is about?


  • #6707
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    She apparently stole a phone and took a selfie which was automatically uploaded to the owner's dropbox.


  • #6708
    Mince Pie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,901 ✭✭✭Mince Pie


    ElvisChrist6 wrote: »
    Without posting any words explaining, three separate people in my friends list have posted this (screencaptured instead of posting the actual link, for safety's sake, just in case):

    http://gyazo.com/d4da615583d6f447cdfc6f15ea5d376c

    Can anyone tell me what the **** this is about?

    Apparently she robbed or came by the phone in question and took selfies which automatically upload onto the original owners dropbox. These posts may be removed by Mods though


  • #6709
    ElvisChrist6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 595 ✭✭✭ElvisChrist6


    Deleted User wrote: »
    She apparently stole a phone and took a selfie which was automatically uploaded to the owner's dropbox.
    Mince Pie wrote: »
    Apparently she robbed or came by the phone in question and took selfies which automatically upload onto the original owners dropbox. These posts may be removed by Mods though

    Grand, thanks! THat'd have been solved had the people just said something about it! :p

    Yeah? Will snip image so!


  • #6710
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    Never die we"ll never die keep the red flag flying high cause man united will never die


  • #6711
    batistuta9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,513 ✭✭✭batistuta9


    Doctor Jimbob wrote: »
    Jaysus.

    doubt it, think he supports Crusaders


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  • #6712
    Fishyfreak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 576 ✭✭✭Fishyfreak


    "Worked in: Libary Services"






    Reminds me of Homer Simpson: Now, who's up for a trip to the library tomorrow? Notice I no longer say liberrie or tomorrie. :D


  • #6713
    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,384 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    MonkstownHoop wrote: »
    Never die we"ll never die keep the red flag flying high cause man united will never die

    A fitting tribute to the great Jim Connell.


  • #6714
    FreeFallin94
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 298 ✭✭FreeFallin94


    Girl posted the following on one of my Facebook friend's wall:

    "H'o G Wer t start wid u! ure a pain in d hole ah no ure my sister ure family t me we made friends at d ryt time we puld each odr ou ov sum crazy **** i didn think ud become my odr half in dat space ov time ure amazing ders no words t describe ya u no every last thing abou me we have so many memories tagedr gud and bad we went wild der durin d summer al E.B's fault haha i trust u wid my life d funniest memory i have is sein u as a dwarf :L u made a dacent dwarf we kils each odr wen were cumn dwn :L haha wen i taut it woz rainin in ure room, wel it woz in my head i cuda kilt ya bein smart bou d umbrella weve made so many mistakes bt weve puld our self up and became a betr person 4 it its safe t say G if i didn meet u wen i did id b dead u made me realise alot u gve d best ov advise dnt no hw many times uve puld me bk up n my feet id take a bullet 4 u in d mornin and dat aint no messin i love d ground u walk on id kill 4 u 2! im so protective over ya! even do ure oldr dan me ure my baba id always have ure bk til d day i die ure beautiful ure eyes are fab serious figure i love you G x!"

    Facebook friend replied "awww.. :') that actually made me cry :') love u loads too my nigga".

    Not able!


  • #6715
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    FreeFallin94 wrote: »

    "H'o G Wer t

    Harry Potter fan I see.


  • #6716
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    FreeFallin94 wrote: »
    tagedr

    Ha. Together. Hilarious.


  • #6717
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    She can spell memories, umbrella, protective etc. but the word 'you' completely defeats her?

    Hmmmm.....


  • #6718
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    coolhull wrote: »
    She can spell memories, umbrella, protective etc. but the word 'you' completely defeats her?

    Hmmmm.....
    As I have said before these people have to pretend to be stupid in order to fit in.


  • #6719
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Just spotted a 'nek nomination' video on my newsfeed, a girl strips down to her underwear and downs a pint of alcohol, at a luas stop with a luas just arriving and the passengers walking past her......weird.


  • #6720
    Fishyfreak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 576 ✭✭✭Fishyfreak


    mauzo! wrote: »
    Just spotted a 'nek nomination' video on my newsfeed, a girl strips down to her underwear and downs a pint of alcohol, at a luas stop with a luas just arriving and the passengers walking past her......weird.

    This is natural selection, taking place before our eyes.


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  • #6721
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    FreeFallin94 wrote: »
    Girl posted the following on one of my Facebook friend's wall:

    "Gibberish"

    Facebook friend replied "awww.. :') that actually made me cry :') love u loads too my nigga".

    Not able!
    Hello G. Where to start with you? You are a pain in the hole. Ah no, you're my sister. You're family to me. We made friends at the right time. We pulled each other out of some crazy ****. I didn't think you would become my other half in that space of time. You're amazing. There's no words to describe you. You know every last thing about me.

    We have so many memories together, good and bad. We went wild there during the summer. All E.B's fault, ha ha. I trust you with my life. The funniest memory I have is seeing you as a dwarf :L You made a decent dwarf. We kill each other when we're coming down :L ha ha When I thought it was raining in your room, well it was in my head. I could have killed you, being smart about the umbrella.

    We've made so many mistakes but we've pulled our self up and became a better person for it. It's safe to say G, if I didn't meet you when I did, I'd be dead. You made me realise a lot. You give the best of advice. Don't know how many times you've pulled me back up on my feet. I'd take a bullet for you in the morning and that ain't no messing. I love the ground you walk on. I'd kill for you too! I'm so protective over you! Even though you are older than me, you're my baba. I'd always have your back, till the day I die. You're beautiful. You're eyes are fab. Serious figure. I love you G x!


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