Have you ever had a threesome?

osarusan · 18-01-2014 11:07AM

Yes, with two energetic females. In and out of bush all day. Wrecked at the end.

I got a 69 too. One of the girls got par and the other was 3 over.

YbFocus · 18-01-2014 11:09AM

osarusan wrote: »

Yes, with two energetic females. In and out of bush all day. Wrecked at the end.

I got a 69 too. One of the girls got par and the other was 3 over.

I give you my vote for post of the day

Lightbulb Sun · 18-01-2014 11:10AM

Daqster wrote: »

I had sex with a schizophrenic. Does that count.

Logic fail.

Menas · 18-01-2014 11:12AM

What a strange thread! Why do you want to know OP? Looking to get your jollies?

El Horseboxo · 18-01-2014 11:16AM

Had one once years ago while travelling. Wasn't all it's cracked up to be. Was awkward and clumsy. Think the girls clocked their heads about 3 times. The whole stop start and move on to the other was annoying. If it's on a list by all means knock it out the park. But give one piece of pussy over it any day.

Larianne · 18-01-2014 11:21AM

not yet

channro · 18-01-2014 11:35AM

This was asked on a stag do a while back - one of the lads declared he had a threesome and set off telling us all about it.

After about 10 minutes of build up he's finally in bed with 2 women he met at a house party. All the lads were waiting for the thrilling climax to his story when he pauses. 1 lad gets excited and asks "So... What happened??" to which he replies "I finger banged 1 of them and fell asleep".

The abuse he got for the rest of the stag was harsh (but fair).

mackeire · 18-01-2014 11:40AM

Ivan Cruimh Walton wrote: »

Whats the difference between Madeline McCann and Jesus Christ?

Jesus never went to Portugal???

Vito Corleone · 18-01-2014 11:57AM

Ivan Cruimh Walton wrote: »

Whats the difference between Madeline McCann and Jesus Christ?

Jesus only got nailed once?

Spunge · 18-01-2014 11:59AM

Yes, but not the cool kind

Femme_Fatale · 18-01-2014 12:05PM

Nope, the idea does nothing for me. And I wouldn't be one for doing stuff I don't want to do, just to "tick it off the list".

Ew... spit-roasting. Not a horrible phrase at all at all.

MadMardegan wrote: »

Even high five'd my mate when we were spit-roasting her... ticked that one off the bucket list

Oh my god, pathetic...

Vito Corleone · 18-01-2014 12:07PM

I've never had one. I doubt I ever will. Doesn't hugely appeal to me if I'm honest.

Renegade Mechanic · 18-01-2014 12:09PM

Ivan Cruimh Walton wrote: »

Whats the difference between Madeline McCann and Jesus Christ?

Madeleine exists!

Foxhound38 · 18-01-2014 12:14PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

Nah, it seems awkward and clumsy. I'd rather just focus on one girl in the bedroom - that takes up enough brainspace. And the idea alternatively of some other dude in there getting his rocks off with the same girl I'm doing so with is an insta-turnoff tbh...

Evelyn Cusack · 18-01-2014 01:32PM

I think threesomes are a big fantasy in your twenties but when you get a little older you just want to make sure two of you can have as good a time as possible. To do that you really need to be in each others heads, kinda hard in a threesome

Sunnyisland · 18-01-2014 01:34PM

Ivan Cruimh Walton wrote: »

Whats the difference between Madeline McCann and Jesus Christ?

Jesus was never in Portugal...

donegal. · 18-01-2014 01:42PM

sometime the left hand gets in on the act, does this count ?

BrokenArrows · 18-01-2014 01:48PM

33.3% of a three way!

Micky Dolenz · 18-01-2014 02:00PM

Evelyn Cusack wrote: »

I think threesomes are a big fantasy in your twenties but when you get a little older you just want to make sure two of you can have as good a time as possible. To do that you really need to be in each others heads, kinda hard in a threesome

That's a different thing altogether. It's not like you'll be having 3somes 4 nights a week. it's about having some fun every now and again not staring intently into each others eyes as you listen to Barry White.

Holsten · 18-01-2014 02:02PM

I've never had but a roommate did once the lucky fecker..

He just got lucky and found two crazy girls up for it. This was not in Ireland so easier to find I think.

ThirdMan · 18-01-2014 02:04PM

Ivan Cruimh Walton wrote: »

I just think joking about mental health, when the suicide rate in this country is so high, is not that funny.

Please continue joking about unfortunate people with mental health problems. They've clearly never affected someone in your family.

It was a joke. We all have different forms of humour. You'd probably find stuff funny that I'd find offensive. That's just how it is. Both my uncle and my best friend committed suicide. So I know what it's like to get that phone call. Yet I'm not offended by that kind of humour. If you find it offensive than that's your business. But please don't take offence on behalf of everyone that has been effected by mental health issues. They're not part of one big group. To treat them like that is quite ignorant of you.

osarusan · 18-01-2014 02:07PM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

It's not like you'll be having 3somes 4 nights a week.

Speak for yourself there bud.

markfinn · 18-01-2014 02:10PM

Ivan Cruimh Walton wrote: »

Whats the difference between Madeline McCann and Jesus Christ?

There is some evidence that Madeline once existed?

Micky Dolenz · 18-01-2014 02:10PM

osarusan wrote: »

Speak for yourself there bud.

Nice to have you back. The prison warden decided to give you back internet privileges.

Wibbs · 18-01-2014 02:13PM

Yea and this sums it up for me:

El Horseboxo wrote: »

Had one once years ago while travelling. Wasn't all it's cracked up to be. Was awkward and clumsy. Think the girls clocked their heads about 3 times. The whole stop start and move on to the other was annoying. If it's on a list by all means knock it out the park. But give one piece of pussy over it any day.

Femme_Fatale · 18-01-2014 02:23PM

El Horseboxo wrote: »

If it's on a list by all means knock it out the park.

Well, once one actually wants to do it, rather than it just being some idiotic "accomplishment" thing.

But give one piece of pussy over it any day.

What does the above mean? Sorry, I don't understand gangsta bad-ass speak about bitches?

nacho libre · 18-01-2014 02:25PM

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

Well, once one actually wants to do it, rather than it just being some idiotic "accomplishment" thing.

What does the above mean? Sorry, I don't understand gangsta bad-ass speak about bitches?

He means he likes to stroke a cat rather than two cats at once

Femme_Fatale · 18-01-2014 02:26PM

nacho libre wrote: »

He means he likes to stroke a cat rather than two cats at once

Or is it a "a piece of a" cat?

Holsten · 18-01-2014 02:29PM

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

Well, once one actually wants to do it, rather than it just being some idiotic "accomplishment" thing.

What does the above mean? Sorry, I don't understand gangsta bad-ass speak about bitches?

Come on... You knew exactly what it meant.

Legs.Eleven · 18-01-2014 02:32PM

Holsten wrote: »

Come on... You knew exactly what it meant.

Course she did. And I think you know exactly what SHE means.

Have you ever had a threesome?

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