Have you ever had a threesome?

???????? · 18-01-2014 05:22AM #1

I wonder how many people actually have

The closest I ever had was that I had sex with 2 girls one after the other in the same bed, but they didn't do anything to each other and nobody I tell that story to say that that's a threesome.

Also, I was in Scotland one weekend, it was valentines day and I had a three way make out session with two girls, then about 5 minutes later I did the same with another 2 girls.

But alas that was when I was younger, but can't say I have ever had a threesome.

So yes or no.

WilyCoyote · 18-01-2014 05:27AM

Owen (Vicar Of Dibley) had a foursome ........ a sheep, goat and the farting duck. Does this count?

Daqster · 18-01-2014 05:31AM

I had sex with a schizophrenic. Does that count.

Ivan Cruimh Walton · 18-01-2014 05:37AM

Yep, and it didn't go well, it ended up in the news and everything....

Ivan Cruimh Walton, 65, was arrested and charged with criminal domestic violence after police responded to a call at about 8 a.m. on September 8. Walton's girlfriend and her cousin told the PSNI officer that they decided to have a threesome with Cruimh. He became angry when they continued having sex without him, the victim said, and he dragged her by her hair from the bedroom, struck her on the face, and kicked her in the stomach. The constable observed a 3-inch scratch on the victim's neck.

Walton admitted to getting upset, but said he did not strike either woman, the PSNI report states. Due to the witness statement and the physical injury, Jenkins was arrested and taken to Londonderry County Detention Center.

I wouldnt recommend it to anyone, wires get crossed, fists get lost, leg drops, suplexes etc

hefferboi · 18-01-2014 05:39AM

I nearly had a threesome last night. I just needed 2 more people.

18-01-2014 05:42AM

I once passed out at a house party and when I woke up 2 people were having sex on top of me, does that count?

Ivan Cruimh Walton · 18-01-2014 05:42AM

Daqster wrote: »

I had sex with a schizophrenic. Does that count.

What was there, 600+ suicides in Ireland in 2013?
And you see fit to poke fun at mental health?

Do you really know any schizophrenics? Do you know how painful an illness like that is on the sufferer and their families?

You make me want to vomit you wretch, have some bloody respect and empathy.

sawdoubters · 18-01-2014 05:44AM

does an orgy count

3rdDegree · 18-01-2014 06:01AM

Ivan Cruimh Walton wrote: »

What was there, 600+ suicides in Ireland in 2013?
And you see fit to poke fun at mental health?

Do you really know any schizophrenics? Do you know how painful an illness like that is on the sufferer and their families?

You make me want to vomit you wretch, have some bloody respect and empathy.

I think you're in the wrong forum if you're going to be that sensitive. Relax.

Ivan Cruimh Walton · 18-01-2014 06:16AM

3rdDegree wrote: »

I think you're in the wrong forum if you're going to be that sensitive. Relax.

I just think joking about mental health, when the suicide rate in this country is so high, is not that funny.

I apologise, please continue joking about unfortunate people with mental health problems. They've clearly never affected someone in your family.

I am relaxed.

18-01-2014 06:19AM

Ivan Cruimh Walton wrote: »

I just think joking about mental health, when the suicide rate in this country is so high, is not that funny.

I apologise, please continue joking about unfortunate people with mental health problems. They've clearly never affected someone in your family.

I am relaxed.

Let's never joke about anything. Knock-knock jokes are the worst for me, I knew a guy who once knocked on a door and now he's dead.

Canis Lupus · 18-01-2014 06:20AM

Ivan Cruimh Walton wrote: »

I just think joking about mental health, when the suicide rate in this country is so high, is not that funny.

I apologise, please continue joking about unfortunate people with mental health problems. They've clearly never affected someone in your family.

I am relaxed.

Jeez, pop a valium dude.

Ivan Cruimh Walton · 18-01-2014 06:23AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Let's never joke about anything. Knock-knock jokes are the worst for me, I knew a guy who once knocked on a door and now he's dead.

Whats the difference between Madeline McCann and Jesus Christ?

Ivan Cruimh Walton · 18-01-2014 06:24AM

Canis Lupus wrote: »

Jeez, pop a valium dude.

Why? Have you popped valium before?

What effect did it have on you?

Skill Magill · 18-01-2014 06:25AM

WilyCoyote wrote: »

Owen (Vicar Of Dibley) had a foursome ........ a sheep, goat and the farting duck. Does this count?

Lets not mock the dead too...

rabble rabble

Canis Lupus · 18-01-2014 06:28AM

Ivan Cruimh Walton wrote: »

Why? Have you popped valium before?

What effect did it have on you?

It stopped me being a drama llama.

Ivan Cruimh Walton · 18-01-2014 06:29AM

Canis Lupus wrote: »

It stopped me being a drama llama.

What's the latin for the condition know as drama llama?

Do you still medicate it? Diazapam?

MonaPizza · 18-01-2014 06:34AM

Ivan Cruimh Walton wrote: »

What was there, 600+ suicides in Ireland in 2013?
And you see fit to poke fun at mental health?

Do you really know any schizophrenics? Do you know how painful an illness like that is on the sufferer and their families?

You make me want to vomit you wretch, have some bloody respect and empathy.

I concur. Me too.

Daqster · 18-01-2014 06:37AM

Years ago when I was in my 20s, I was on holiday in Santa Ponsa and on the second night there I was down having a drink at a bar near the beach. There were tons of late teen / early 20s girls and I was eyeing up one of them, when out of the corner of my eye I see this woman (mid to late 40s) staring at me. She was really good looking, the classic MILF type and I was trying to pretend I didn't see her, when all of sudden the girl I was eyeing up runs up over to her and it immediately it becomes very obvious that the girl is the woman's daughter.

Thinking that my luck was out I turned my attention back onto the other girls, when after about ten minutes or so, the MILF comes walking up behind me, taps me on the shoulder and asks can she sit down. I was kinda in shock as she was out of my league and just about managed to say 'yeah, no problem'. She is a little drunk and starts telling me she was from London and asking me where in Ireland I am from and I told her and she laughs and says that she really likes Dublin guys as they are (get this) all 'perverts'. Few minutes pass and she starts kissing me and running her hand up my leg and my heart starts pounding, but nothing could have prepared me for what she said next. She leans in and honest to Christ, she asks me if I have ever fantasized about having a mother and daughter threesome.

Well I nearly feel off my chair. I start looking around laughing, thinking this must be a wind up but she didn't even wait for me to answer her. She just grabs my hand and leads me towards the hotel that the bar belonged to, and then virtually throws me into the lift. Then she starts shoving her hands down my jeans. This was my third time in Santa Ponsa and nothing like this had occurred before. We get to her hotel room and she takes me straight to her bedroom, strips me, starts going down on me and says she was a night of pure filth, nothing off limits. At this point I look over her shoulder and I see the door start to open and in walks this little old lady and the MILF says: 'This is my mommy, I wanna watch you bang her'.

Frosty McSnowballs · 18-01-2014 07:17AM

Yeah twice. First was a FFM and second was a MMF (didn't touch willies...we kept a body length apart

)

Both were spontaneous and a bit of craic.

Kind of had another FFM one planned, fell through, that one would have been a good one

MadMardegan · 18-01-2014 07:42AM

Yep, had one.

Me and a best mate. Went for a drink with a mutual friend and one thing led to another and it just happened.

Was a lot of fun, if I'm quite honest.

Even high five'd my mate when we were spit-roasting her... ticked that one off the bucket list

stoneill · 18-01-2014 07:53AM

Daqster wrote: »

Years ago when I was in my 20s, I was on holiday in Santa Ponsa and on the second night there I was down having a drink at a bar near the beach. There were tons of late teen / early 20s girls and I was eyeing up one of them, when out of the corner of my eye I see this woman (mid to late 40s) staring at me. She was really good looking, the classic MILF type and I was trying to pretend I didn't see her, when all of sudden the girl I was eyeing up runs up over to her and it immediately it becomes very obvious that the girl is the woman's daughter.

Thinking that my luck was out I turned my attention back onto the other girls, when after about ten minutes or so, the MILF comes walking up behind me, taps me on the shoulder and asks can she sit down. I was kinda in shock as she was out of my league and just about managed to say 'yeah, no problem'. She is a little drunk and starts telling me she was from London and asking me where in Ireland I am from and I told her and she laughs and says that she really likes Dublin guys as they are (get this) all 'perverts'. Few minutes pass and she starts kissing me and running her hand up my leg and my heart starts pounding, but nothing could have prepared me for what she said next. She leans in and honest to Christ, she asks me if I have ever fantasized about having a mother and daughter threesome.

Well I nearly feel off my chair. I start looking around laughing, thinking this must be a wind up but she didn't even wait for me to answer her. She just grabs my hand and leads me towards the hotel that the bar belonged to, and then virtually throws me into the lift. Then she starts shoving her hands down my jeans. This was my third time in Santa Ponsa and nothing like this had occurred before. We get to her hotel room and she takes me straight to her bedroom, strips me, starts going down on me and says she was a night of pure filth, nothing off limits. At this point I look over her shoulder and I see the door start to open and in walks this little old lady and the MILF says: 'This is my mommy, I wanna watch you bang her'.

Don't believe that - no one wears jeans in Santa Ponsa.

Filibuster · 18-01-2014 09:31AM

MadMardegan wrote: »

Yep, had one.

Me and a best mate. Went for a drink with a mutual friend and one thing led to another and it just happened.

Was a lot of fun, if I'm quite honest.

Even high five'd my mate when we were spit-roasting her... ticked that one off the bucket list

Getting spit-roasted was one of my ex-gf's fantasies. She plotted how it could happen at house parties we would go to.

blacklilly · 18-01-2014 09:49AM

Yep, myself Pam and rabbit, brilliant night

MJ23 · 18-01-2014 10:32AM

I had a onesome three times in the one day. Does that count?

fullstop · 18-01-2014 10:50AM

Ivan Cruimh Walton wrote: »

What was there, 600+ suicides in Ireland in 2013?
And you see fit to poke fun at mental health?

Do you really know any schizophrenics? Do you know how painful an illness like that is on the sufferer and their families?

You make me want to vomit you wretch, have some bloody respect and empathy.

STFU. Do you know how many cases of domestic violence there were in Ireland last year, yet you see fit to joke about it 2 posts above this one? Do you know how painful it is mentally and physically. Have some respect and empathy you...

Santa Cruz · 18-01-2014 10:50AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Let's never joke about anything. Knock-knock jokes are the worst for me, I knew a guy who once knocked on a door and now he's dead.

That's very hurtful to girls with big knockers. You should be ashamed.