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The Jizzler Awards Ceremony 2013
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Now we come to the award that few know what it is about. Best Jumpguy.
Back in the lore of 2009 C&H, they were deciding awards for the first ever Jizzler awards. But yet, when the categories were being decided, there was one poster who knew that he couldn't win any awards, and therefore decided there should be a category for him and him alone. With this, I present to you, the award for BEST JUMPGUY.
3RD: Duffy the Vampire Slayer, JamJamJamJam, Vito Corleone, wnolan1992
2ND: deise_girl, HugsiePie
1ST: Insect Overlord, Slow Show
Congrats IO and Slow Show! Your sig is here
If (what do I mean, if, of course you do!) want to pop it in your sigs, you can use this.
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Most Creative Poster
Next we move on to an award which celebrates those among us with some sort of discernible talent, be it art, writing, poetry, music, or being a wordsmith. Now I know you're probably thinking that that's a very small crop amongst a forum of misfits and delinquents such as C&H and, to be brutally honest, you'd be dead right.
So let's just get this out of the way...
3rd Place - Vito Corleone
2nd Place - Jhcx
And our winner, the person you have voted as the most creative poster in the forum... may god have mercy on us all for the ensuing gloating...
1st Place - deise_girl
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Congratulations.
:P
Here's your sig (that's supposed to be a paintbrush):
Here is the code to put in your sig:
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iamanengine wrote: »My talents aren't appreciated in this damn forum!!
*Storms off*
What talents?
:P
As an inter award activity for us all, suggest new awards for next year. Best suggestion gets a special prize at the end of the night.0 -
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Every year in C&H, there's a poster whose leadership qualities stand out above the rest. This poster is someone who has informed us of how they would treat the Irish populace should they become Supreme Leader of the island. The winner of Most Likely to Become President is...
second runner up: deise_girl
First runner up: vito corleone
and the winner is...
DRUMROLL
Colm!
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As Colm! betrayed us all and closed his account, I think it is best that we move swiftly along and award an award to someone who is still actually on Boards...
SHOULD BE A COUPLE
They say love makes the world go round. Well, that's bollox. What really makes the world go round is red hot fiery passion and lust. This is no more true than when it comes to teens and young adults. With the amount of raging hormones on isplay in this forum, it is a miracle there have not been more C&H pregnancies...
So let's celebrate this by implanting filthy thoughts in people's head of potential partners for their lewd acts.
Last year, there was much consternation when it was revealed that the winner was a massive orgy (which has yet to take place btw, jus' sayin'... ). Will people be bitchy and angry this year? Let us see by presenting the results!
3rd Place - deise_girl and wnolan1992, Insect Overlord and wnolan1992
2nd Place - C&H Friends with Benefits, MauraTheTird and Palytoxin
1st Place - deise_girl and soccymonster and One Direction!!!!11111!!!!1111
Unlucky Maura and Paly, maybe next year.
Your sig (that is a love heart, screw you)
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Most Inspirational Poster
People say that young people are wasters, that we don't care about anything. But as any member of this little community can attest, there's inspirational people here. There's people who I care a lot about, and who show strength in so many different ways.
This particular award is for a poster who is inspirational, who helps make everyone feel better and leads the way for them.
3rd place: CTYIgirl (Oooh, thanks
2nd place: deise_girl
1st place: PALYTOXIN
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BEST MOD
Us mods have a thankless task, trying to whip ye eejits into shape...who am I kidding? C&H mods are some of the luckiest on the site, we're blessed with a forum that there's rarely a need to get involved in discussions. We could teach AH a few lessons. (On the other hand, nope. I'd rather not have to).
And the runners up are:
3rd place: CTYIgirl
2nd place: Piste
1st place: wnolan1992
Congrats wnolan1992! (And whoever didn't vote for me...*caresses ban hammer tenderly*)
Sig:
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BEST NEWCOMER
This year we've had several newcomers join us and make C&H their home on boards. Lads, welcome to the family. And remember, we're worse than Scientology, YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE. EVER.
And the results are:
3rd Place - deise_girl, iamanengine
2nd Place - YayForYuffie
1st Place - Vito Corleone
Congrats Vito. (You can leave, it's alright. We won't complain.
Sigs!
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In March 2012, C&H lost one of its great members. Paul Bunbury, a.K.a Pygmalion's life was tragically cut short. Although I never had the privilege of knowing him, the outpouring of grief and the many, many stories of better times which followed in the weeks and months after the horrific news was announced, I could clearly see how big an impact he had on this place. How closely regular posters held him to their hearts. How much he was, and is, missed.
As such, we felt it only fitting to permanently remember him. And so, here is the first presentation of the award dedicated to his memory:
The Pygmalion Award for Services to C&H
Our winner tonight ably modded C&H for over a year. Banner of trolls, deleter of spam, infracter of bastards, a true renaissance mod. But perhaps her greatest service to C&H was selecting a young bootlick named wnolan1992 to replace her when it finally came time for her to hang up her hammer-of-banning (or maybe not...).
In any case, thank you Pigwidgeon for all you've done for C&H.
Here's a snazzy sig:
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I think I speak for the majority of the forum when I say that award is extremely deserved. Now, onto the final award of the night - Best Poster
The Best Actor/Actress of the jizzlers. And this year, it goes to...
JEFREYWITHONEF
Who has left us. That "f"-er.
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