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  • 24-12-2013 08:45AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    In the Drunk tank..........


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 222 ✭✭Captain Farrell


    oh for fuck's sake, not that dirge again....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 66 ✭✭Littlelulu13


    an old man said to me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    Bend over and get some lube


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,533 ✭✭✭SV


    Worst Christmas song ever unless absolutely hammered


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    oh for fuck's sake, not that dirge again....
    SV wrote: »
    Worst Christmas song ever unless absolutely hammered

    You pair obviously don't have the first clue about music, nor have a musical bone in your bodies.

    True.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,533 ✭✭✭SV


    You pair obviously don't have the first clue about music, nor have a musical bone in your bodies.

    True.
    And you obviously don't have a radio or interact with society in any way and so haven't heard that song 200 times this month.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    SV wrote: »
    And you obviously don't have a radio or interact with society in any way and so haven't heard that song 200 times this month.

    That's correct.

    Now sing it goddamit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,533 ✭✭✭SV


    That's correct.

    Now sing it goddamit.

    I'd rather have that alcoholics teeth than sing it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 360 ✭✭ConstantJoe


    Won't see another one.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    And then they sang a song ,,,,


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭joeguevara


    Won't see another one.

    And then they sang a song


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 BPatsy


    joeguevara wrote: »
    And then they sang a song

    The rare old mountain dew


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭nibtrix


    That reminds me, I must watch Babe over the next few days...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭charlietheminxx


    I turned my face away.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    And dreamed about you.....

    Got on a lucky one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 134 ✭✭jemmyboy


    And dreamed about you.....

    Got on a lucky one.

    Came in 16 to 1


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    jemmyboy wrote: »
    Came in 16 to 1


    I got a feeling this years foir you and me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭charlietheminxx


    So happy Christmas...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    ....I love ya baby...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    ♫♫ Walking in a winter wonderland. ♫♫


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    ♫♫ Walking in a winter wonderland. ♫♫

    :(


  • Posts: 593 ✭✭✭ Raelynn Wonderful Bassinet


    I can see a better time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    :(



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    ♫♫ Walking in a winter wonderland. ♫♫

    fuucker :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 795 ✭✭✭Gokei


    I spend my life on the move, my life on the road
    Town to town, city to city, time zone to time zone
    Success keeps you busy so I can't complain how life is
    But in a life like this you tend to develop some vices

    My wife is my life and I'd never cheat on her
    But there are one or two things that I do keep from her
    I have my addictions, or rather my addictions have me
    Sometimes the shadow of my shadow is all I can be

    I find myself alone in different hotel rooms
    Just me and my thoughts and that milk-stained moon
    I'm drawn to walk the streets as my heart rate rises
    A heavy coat, a scarf, a hat, all become my disguises.

    I've made it known that I suffer from nosebleeds and migraines
    To explain the occasional mood swings and blood stains
    There's over a thousand people murdered in this world each day
    So as I drift from town to town nobody looks my way

    It's an addiction, and I ain't proud of it
    But the power that you feel there's no clouding it.
    The fear before the fact, as they know something's wrong
    The vain attempts to scream their muffled swan song
    The struggle, the shock in their eyes,
    My grip around their throat as all their hope dies
    That sudden loss of breath, there is no thrill equal,
    My name is Johnny Depp and I kill people.

    [HOOK:]
    The Fear
    The Scream
    The Struggle
    The Shock

    You ****ers never saw it coming, who'da thunk it or thought it?
    You'd be ignored like the ramblings of a drunk if you'd report it
    My performances are greeted with plaudits and laughter
    If you caught me red handed you'd probably think it's stigmata

    Success sucks less than standard existence
    But when you exceed that standard dreams, what becomes of ambitions?
    The average man can dream dreams of a path he's never walked
    But when that path's your day to day, your dreams become warped

    [HOOK:]
    The Fear
    The Scream
    The Struggle
    The Shock

    People underestimate the value of dreaming
    That which you aspire to provides a roof, a ceiling
    In particular the dreams that there's no way of achieving
    Like I wanna be Brad Pitt or something equally fleeting

    I can't aspire to such things so deeper I must delve
    And then the only guide I have to life becomes myself
    This was always going to happen, in fact I'd be surprised if I'm the first
    This kind of success and power is bound to bring out the worst

    With success comes power and great success has been given me
    And with great power... comes great ****-a-bility
    I'm a good husband though, I've never cheated on my wife
    Despite opportunities I live a monogamous life

    My addictions manifest in a darker form
    If the heart is a house, I have a blood stained lawn
    My public portraits immaculate but there's blood on the easel
    My name is Johnny Depp and I kill people

    [HOOK:]
    The Fear
    The Scream
    The Struggle
    The Shock


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭mackeire


    jemmyboy wrote: »
    Came in 16 to 1

    I got 18/1 in paddy powers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 360 ✭✭ConstantJoe


    When all our dreams come true.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭The Pheasant2


    FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 824 ✭✭✭magicmushroom


    You're handsome, you're pretty, Queen of Belfast city...erm no that's not right...why do I always sing that? :confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    You're handsome, you're pretty, Queen of Belfast city...erm no that's not right.. .why do I always sing that ? :confused:

    Cos you're on shrooms?


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