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It's Christmas Eve babe.

Banjo String

In the Drunk tank..........

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Captain Farrell

oh for fuck's sake, not that dirge again....

Littlelulu13

an old man said to me

Howard Juneau

Bend over and get some lube

Worst Christmas song ever unless absolutely hammered

Banjo String

Captain Farrell wrote: »

oh for fuck's sake, not that dirge again....

SV wrote: »

Worst Christmas song ever unless absolutely hammered

You pair obviously don't have the first clue about music, nor have a musical bone in your bodies.

True.

Banjo String wrote: »

You pair obviously don't have the first clue about music, nor have a musical bone in your bodies.

True.

And you obviously don't have a radio or interact with society in any way and so haven't heard that song 200 times this month.

Banjo String

SV wrote: »

And you obviously don't have a radio or interact with society in any way and so haven't heard that song 200 times this month.

That's correct.

Now sing it goddamit.

Banjo String wrote: »

That's correct.

Now sing it goddamit.

I'd rather have that alcoholics teeth than sing it!

ConstantJoe

Won't see another one.

IvaBigWun

And then they sang a song ,,,,

joeguevara

ConstantJoe wrote: »

Won't see another one.

And then they sang a song

BPatsy

joeguevara wrote: »

And then they sang a song

The rare old mountain dew

nibtrix

That reminds me, I must watch Babe over the next few days...

charlietheminxx

I turned my face away.

Banjo String

And dreamed about you.....

Got on a lucky one.

jemmyboy

Banjo String wrote: »

And dreamed about you.....

Got on a lucky one.

Came in 16 to 1

Banjo String

jemmyboy wrote: »

Came in 16 to 1

I got a feeling this years foir you and me.

charlietheminxx

So happy Christmas...

C.K Dexter Haven

....I love ya baby...

YellowFeather

♫♫ Walking in a winter wonderland. ♫♫

C.K Dexter Haven

YellowFeather wrote: »

♫♫ Walking in a winter wonderland. ♫♫

[Deleted User]

I can see a better time

YellowFeather

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

☺

OldNotWIse

YellowFeather wrote: »

♫♫ Walking in a winter wonderland. ♫♫

fuucker :P

Gokei

I spend my life on the move, my life on the road
Town to town, city to city, time zone to time zone
Success keeps you busy so I can't complain how life is
But in a life like this you tend to develop some vices

My wife is my life and I'd never cheat on her
But there are one or two things that I do keep from her
I have my addictions, or rather my addictions have me
Sometimes the shadow of my shadow is all I can be

I find myself alone in different hotel rooms
Just me and my thoughts and that milk-stained moon
I'm drawn to walk the streets as my heart rate rises
A heavy coat, a scarf, a hat, all become my disguises.

I've made it known that I suffer from nosebleeds and migraines
To explain the occasional mood swings and blood stains
There's over a thousand people murdered in this world each day
So as I drift from town to town nobody looks my way

It's an addiction, and I ain't proud of it
But the power that you feel there's no clouding it.
The fear before the fact, as they know something's wrong
The vain attempts to scream their muffled swan song
The struggle, the shock in their eyes,
My grip around their throat as all their hope dies
That sudden loss of breath, there is no thrill equal,
My name is Johnny Depp and I kill people.

[HOOK:]
The Fear
The Scream
The Struggle
The Shock

You ****ers never saw it coming, who'da thunk it or thought it?
You'd be ignored like the ramblings of a drunk if you'd report it
My performances are greeted with plaudits and laughter
If you caught me red handed you'd probably think it's stigmata

Success sucks less than standard existence
But when you exceed that standard dreams, what becomes of ambitions?
The average man can dream dreams of a path he's never walked
But when that path's your day to day, your dreams become warped

[HOOK:]
The Fear
The Scream
The Struggle
The Shock

People underestimate the value of dreaming
That which you aspire to provides a roof, a ceiling
In particular the dreams that there's no way of achieving
Like I wanna be Brad Pitt or something equally fleeting

I can't aspire to such things so deeper I must delve
And then the only guide I have to life becomes myself
This was always going to happen, in fact I'd be surprised if I'm the first
This kind of success and power is bound to bring out the worst

With success comes power and great success has been given me
And with great power... comes great ****-a-bility
I'm a good husband though, I've never cheated on my wife
Despite opportunities I live a monogamous life

My addictions manifest in a darker form
If the heart is a house, I have a blood stained lawn
My public portraits immaculate but there's blood on the easel
My name is Johnny Depp and I kill people

[HOOK:]
The Fear
The Scream
The Struggle
The Shock

mackeire

jemmyboy wrote: »

Came in 16 to 1

I got 18/1 in paddy powers

ConstantJoe

When all our dreams come true.

The Pheasant2

FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!

magicmushroom

You're handsome, you're pretty, Queen of Belfast city...erm no that's not right...why do I always sing that?

Banjo String

magicmushroom wrote: »

You're handsome, you're pretty, Queen of Belfast city...erm no that's not right.. .why do I always sing that ?

Cos you're on shrooms?