It's Christmas Eve babe.

Banjo String

In the Drunk tank..........

Captain Farrell

oh for fuck's sake, not that dirge again....

Littlelulu13

an old man said to me

Howard Juneau

Bend over and get some lube

SV

Worst Christmas song ever unless absolutely hammered

Banjo String

Captain Farrell wrote: »

oh for fuck's sake, not that dirge again....

SV wrote: »

Worst Christmas song ever unless absolutely hammered

You pair obviously don't have the first clue about music, nor have a musical bone in your bodies.

True.

SV

Banjo String wrote: »

You pair obviously don't have the first clue about music, nor have a musical bone in your bodies.

True.

And you obviously don't have a radio or interact with society in any way and so haven't heard that song 200 times this month.

Banjo String

SV wrote: »

And you obviously don't have a radio or interact with society in any way and so haven't heard that song 200 times this month.

That's correct.

Now sing it goddamit.

SV

Banjo String wrote: »

That's correct.

Now sing it goddamit.

I'd rather have that alcoholics teeth than sing it!

ConstantJoe

Won't see another one.

IvaBigWun

And then they sang a song ,,,,

joeguevara

ConstantJoe wrote: »

Won't see another one.

And then they sang a song

BPatsy

joeguevara wrote: »

And then they sang a song

The rare old mountain dew

nibtrix

That reminds me, I must watch Babe over the next few days...

charlietheminxx

I turned my face away.

Banjo String

And dreamed about you.....

Got on a lucky one.

jemmyboy

Banjo String wrote: »

And dreamed about you.....

Got on a lucky one.

Came in 16 to 1

Banjo String

jemmyboy wrote: »

Came in 16 to 1

I got a feeling this years foir you and me.

charlietheminxx

So happy Christmas...

C.K Dexter Haven

....I love ya baby...

YellowFeather

♫♫ Walking in a winter wonderland. ♫♫

C.K Dexter Haven

YellowFeather wrote: »

♫♫ Walking in a winter wonderland. ♫♫

I can see a better time

YellowFeather

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

☺

OldNotWIse

YellowFeather wrote: »

♫♫ Walking in a winter wonderland. ♫♫

fuucker :P

Gokei

I spend my life on the move, my life on the road
Town to town, city to city, time zone to time zone
Success keeps you busy so I can't complain how life is
But in a life like this you tend to develop some vices

My wife is my life and I'd never cheat on her
But there are one or two things that I do keep from her
I have my addictions, or rather my addictions have me
Sometimes the shadow of my shadow is all I can be

I find myself alone in different hotel rooms
Just me and my thoughts and that milk-stained moon
I'm drawn to walk the streets as my heart rate rises
A heavy coat, a scarf, a hat, all become my disguises.

I've made it known that I suffer from nosebleeds and migraines
To explain the occasional mood swings and blood stains
There's over a thousand people murdered in this world each day
So as I drift from town to town nobody looks my way

It's an addiction, and I ain't proud of it
But the power that you feel there's no clouding it.
The fear before the fact, as they know something's wrong
The vain attempts to scream their muffled swan song
The struggle, the shock in their eyes,
My grip around their throat as all their hope dies
That sudden loss of breath, there is no thrill equal,
My name is Johnny Depp and I kill people.

[HOOK:]
The Fear
The Scream
The Struggle
The Shock

You ****ers never saw it coming, who'da thunk it or thought it?
You'd be ignored like the ramblings of a drunk if you'd report it
My performances are greeted with plaudits and laughter
If you caught me red handed you'd probably think it's stigmata

Success sucks less than standard existence
But when you exceed that standard dreams, what becomes of ambitions?
The average man can dream dreams of a path he's never walked
But when that path's your day to day, your dreams become warped

[HOOK:]
The Fear
The Scream
The Struggle
The Shock

People underestimate the value of dreaming
That which you aspire to provides a roof, a ceiling
In particular the dreams that there's no way of achieving
Like I wanna be Brad Pitt or something equally fleeting

I can't aspire to such things so deeper I must delve
And then the only guide I have to life becomes myself
This was always going to happen, in fact I'd be surprised if I'm the first
This kind of success and power is bound to bring out the worst

With success comes power and great success has been given me
And with great power... comes great ****-a-bility
I'm a good husband though, I've never cheated on my wife
Despite opportunities I live a monogamous life

My addictions manifest in a darker form
If the heart is a house, I have a blood stained lawn
My public portraits immaculate but there's blood on the easel
My name is Johnny Depp and I kill people

[HOOK:]
The Fear
The Scream
The Struggle
The Shock

mackeire

jemmyboy wrote: »

Came in 16 to 1

I got 18/1 in paddy powers

ConstantJoe

When all our dreams come true.

The Pheasant2

FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!

magicmushroom

You're handsome, you're pretty, Queen of Belfast city...erm no that's not right...why do I always sing that?

Banjo String

magicmushroom wrote: »

You're handsome, you're pretty, Queen of Belfast city...erm no that's not right.. .why do I always sing that ?

Cos you're on shrooms?

c_man

I left all the shopping til today. Have massive fear, smokin' it up to prepare. Expecting a Jingle All the Way caper with Sinbad. Happy Christmas all

Meangadh

I know I should hand in my passport as a disgrace to Irish people but I actually don't really like that song... It's really sad and it's always sung (badly) by a group of drunken geebags with their arms around each other in a big circle at 2am in some $hitty nightclub.

Thing is, I know it's a good song- great lyrics, great tune- but over the years I've just liked it less and less.

tayto lover

When the band finished playin'

Daqster

Captain Farrell wrote: »

oh for fuck's sake, not that dirge again....

You were in a better mood yesterday.

Don't worry, I thought The Hobbit was crap too.

anncoates

Says my aul wan to your aul wan...

Oh wait, sorry. Wrong one.

suicide_circus

******

Banjo String

tayto lover wrote: »

When the band finished playin'

They howled out for more

Welsh Megaman

Are we singing the Pogues version or the Ronan Keating version?








*runs for cover*

Hande hoche!

suicide_circus wrote: »

******

Indeed.

Mariasofia

And the bells were ringin out for Christmas day......

Days 298

And on a snow covered street the old man looked down at his watch. Even at the home of the black stuff we dream of a white one....

Chucken

“Don't forget to turn the lights out”.

RikkFlair

Well tonight Thank God it's them, Instead of youuuuuuuuuuuuu.........

K.Flyer

Like it or Loathe it, bet you wish you wrote it, cos Shane is having a very nice Christmas because of it...

Full story here...
http://m.rte.ie/ten/touch/news/2013/1224/494619-shane-macgowan/

The Pogues' Christmas classic Fairytale of New York has already earned Shane MacGowan a cool €460,000 in royalties over the seasonal period.

Muise...

2000 miles
is very far through the snow

stop animal cruelty

SSSSSTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAANNNNNAAAAAA CLAUSE IS COMIN' TO TOWNNN!

[Intro]
I know it sounds weird
I do want you to look back on this and smile but
I kinda want that smile to be through tears

[Verse 1]
I ain't shoutin at ya - I'm shouting to ya
Hello darkness (my old friend) let's turn you into filthy lucre
And suture wounds and tumors with dark humor mixed with hubris
In lieu of future suitors with a blast of nasty rumors

Seems the light at the end of the tunnel was a fire
Now I'm choking on the smoke in my lungs, I'm so tired
But I can't go to sleep with a mind that's so wired
You call that **** depression - I call it inspired
Talk is cheap when you speak the weak prose you're throwing
You're just a sheep in a wolf-in-sheep's-clothing's clothing
And the holes ain't closing, just exposing goatskin
This corrosion shows you can't control the motion
****, the romance is dead? Blame the hopeless romantics
Resigned to hopelessness their romantic plans with sycophantics
So I won't put the nice things we do on YouTube
Don't need the world the world to love me - I just need you to

[Hook x2]
The world don't revolve around you but it should
I ain't saying you're perfect, but you're really really good
Ain't saying I love ya but I probably could
Have

[Verse 2]
I thought it was love but I was wrong
Tortured a dove just to prove Prince wrong - I love that song
I guess you broke my heart but it kinda needed breaking
And the grating exasperatings hating's already dissipating
"Love..it's a weird thing ain't it?" You're ****ing right it is
Enlightened by the disquiet sight, I kinda like this ****
We fall in love with that which we project on each other
Then settle for reality or just reject one another
So I respect the mother****er that reflects upon their lover
And then lets them walk away or resurrects and recovers
Way more than I respect those that just close up the shutters
And ignore the ****ty shell within which both of them suffers
I wore my heart on my sleeve and you stole my ****ing shirt
But go ahead and wear that **** - happiness of the absurd
These words divert the hurt and send me soundly to sleep
But every word I wrote I meant so ****ing read 'em and weep

[Hook x2]

razorblunt

"I'm so sorry for that laddy
He hasn't got a daddy"

2ygb4cmqetsjhx

To be honest. I think it's a beautiful song!

ft9

Uuuumm Danone!