Have a boast!!

MRnotlob606 · 08-12-2013 09:07AM

got my green belt in sin moo hapkido martial arts and joined the navy reserve, anything is better than been an unmotivated couch slouch

Karl Stein · 08-12-2013 11:16AM

I'm incredibly modest.

NegativeCreep · 08-12-2013 11:24AM

I've managed to get myself into a position with a girl from college whereby we have sex a lot but we aren't in a relationship. I love my life.

The Backwards Man · 08-12-2013 12:48PM

kwestfan08 wrote: »

I love the amount I see when I press check balance at an ATM

Mine always says 'Upright'.

Mahogany Gaspipe · 08-12-2013 01:17PM

Rode the girlfriend twice last night, once again this morning and I still haven't taken my socks off.

Don Juan DeMarco eat your heart out.

PizzamanIRL · 08-12-2013 02:01PM

I have €115 in my bank account and only €50 of that is needed to pay a bill at the end of the month.

Woooooo!

whupdedo · 08-12-2013 02:09PM

I have a 20 year old girlfriend who has an arse you could bounce penny's off, and tits that defy gravity. I'm 32 by the way:-)

PizzamanIRL · 08-12-2013 02:22PM

whupdedo wrote: »

I have a 20 year old girlfriend who has an arse you could bounce penny's off, and tits that defy gravity. I'm 32 by the way:-)

You're meant to boast, not make everyone else feel like sh!t

RayM · 08-12-2013 02:30PM

whupdedo wrote: »

I have a 20 year old girlfriend who has an arse you could bounce penny's off, and tits that defy gravity. I'm 32 by the way:-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEl5RvbGdik

FairytaleGirl · 08-12-2013 02:32PM

I had an awesome sexathon with the girlfriend this morning. Can't wait to get her back from work tonight to continue

Specialun · 08-12-2013 02:39PM

Im about to win 4k once this horse continues to ping every fence

LowOdour · 08-12-2013 02:41PM

lost a stone in under 4 weeks!

although i have spent most of the weekend doing a good job putting it back on.

Having free range chicken for dinner....yep, thats right FREE MUTHAF*CKING RANGE CHICKEN

JustAddWater · 08-12-2013 02:43PM

I can tell the difference between regular butter and I can't believe it's not butter

Ihatecuddles · 08-12-2013 03:02PM

speedboatchase wrote: »

100 points for English in the Leaving Cert. :cool:

Me two.

:pac:

seenitall · 08-12-2013 03:12PM

JustAddWater wrote: »

I can tell the difference between regular butter and I can't believe it's not butter

That's a copy paste from the secret superpowers thread, isn't it?

I have a good memory.

For Forks Sake · 08-12-2013 03:14PM

JustAddWater wrote: »

I can tell the difference between regular butter and I can't believe it's not butter

There's a difference between boasting and outright lies

Bigtoe107 · 08-12-2013 03:17PM

I came from a block of corporation flats in Dublin with a very uneducated family but I still managed to get a masters degree. I just turned 23 and I moved to China where I make enough money to buy/do almost anything I want despite only working 16 hours a week. Plus I am learning mandarin in my spare time.

Life is looking good!

Capt'n Midnight · 08-12-2013 04:08PM

mauzo! wrote: »

I've just found out that I'm pregnant, and we're picking an engagement ring next week

Reminds me of

How does a Northsider propose ?

"yer bleedin wha ?"

loalae · 08-12-2013 04:18PM

I look f**king fantastic in a dress!

whupdedo · 08-12-2013 04:20PM

loalae wrote: »

I look f**king fantastic in a dress!

A pic would be appreciated:D

Gongoozler · 08-12-2013 04:52PM

FairytaleGirl wrote: »

I had an awesome sexathon with the girlfriend this morning. Can't wait to get her back from work tonight to continue

Lesbian? The good kind or are ya fat and ugly?

anto77 · 08-12-2013 05:18PM

I know what a tracker mortgage is.:cool:

Tonyandthewhale · 08-12-2013 05:27PM

Gongoozler wrote: »

Lesbian? The good kind or are ya fat and ugly?

I don't ask questions like this.

herisson · 08-12-2013 05:32PM

I started a course a few months back in business. I have never done business in my life, im actually doing well, im hitting over 70 in most of my subjects.

Rasheed · 08-12-2013 05:35PM

I'm good with my hands and I'm a good judge of cattle and I make a lovely rhubarb tart.

Piriz · 08-12-2013 05:46PM

During my spare time in the last year I designed and trademarked a Love Dublin logo, had it printed on bags and t-shirts and have them stocked in Designist, Jam Art Factory & White Lady Art Gallery with more stores coming on board in the new year.

Love Dublin!

see photos:

NuckingFacker · 08-12-2013 05:48PM

I can get a crf 450 into third before I run out of driveway.

That'l probably mean fcuk all to anyone except a biker, or someone who measures driveways..

Mr.Crinklewood · 08-12-2013 05:50PM

I've never been on a scarecrow.

Rasheed · 08-12-2013 05:53PM

Piriz wrote: »

During my spare time in the last year I designed and trademarked a Love Dublin logo, had it printed on bags and t-shirts and have them stocked in Designist, Jam Art Factory & White Lady Art Gallery with more stores coming on board in the new year.

Woohoo Go me! Love Dublin!

see photos:

They're nice, fair play to ya!

Piriz · 08-12-2013 05:59PM

Rasheed wrote: »

They're nice, fair play to ya!

Thanks a mill Rasheed, the word on the street is that they make excellent Christmas presents as they are 100% cotton and are reasonably priced at 12euro for the bags and 22 for the womens v neck t-shirts.

Have a boast!!

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