Have a boast!!

cantdecide

Boast about anything you want to tell us about yourself that you feel particularly confident and/ or smug about yourself. No need to be humble. You know you're only waiting for an opportunity to show off and here it is, no intro necessary.

Are you rich, beautiful, talented? Do you have some ace up your sleeve? What makes it class to be you?!!

Ihatecuddles

I've just found out that I'm pregnant, and we're picking an engagement ring next week

diomed

Everyone on After Hours is rich, beautiful, and talented.

Bipolar Joe

I have a fairly great beard.

Healy Rae Permit Holder

mauzo! wrote: »

I've just found out that I'm pregnant, and we're picking an engagement ring next week

congrats.

Jesus Wept

hefty langer

Professey Chin

Ive lost 2 inches from the waist in the last few weeks & am on a full-on warpath.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qitn6FRc0oc

Oregano_State

I haven't died yet.

Healy Rae Permit Holder

Just been dogging there and no problemo in getting it up outdoors considering its winter.

stefan idiot jones

I'm Welsh

Got a 1974 Rickenbacker 4001 Fireglo with chequered binding.

42 and a full head of hair.(not ginger)

I'm a father.

Living in Australia in the glorious sun in a high ivory tower.

Vegetarian, non drinker and non smoker.

I've got a trade and a job.

I can wolf down a cheesecake in under a minute.


Is that smug enough?

The Diabolical Monocle

mauzo! wrote: »

I've just found out that I'm pregnant, and we're picking an engagement ring next week

But will you be boasting when you sh1t the bed in front of strangers.
Thats the question.

theblaqueguy

I'm the richest black man in the ghetto

KungPao

I'll be in South America for Chrimbo. Going next week.

Ihatecuddles

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

But will you be boasting when you sh1t the bed in front of strangers.
Thats the question.

You can bet your life I will

Tigger

My business is still viable

Healy Rae Permit Holder

Tigger wrote: »

My business is still viable

What is your business?

The Backwards Man

I'm very very very lucky to be alive tonight.:) Thought I was a goner earlier.

Healy Rae Permit Holder

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'm very very very lucky to be alive tonight.:) Thought I was a goner earlier.

What happened?

The Diabolical Monocle

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'm very very very lucky to be alive tonight.:) Thought I was a goner earlier.

Snorted heroin thinking it was coke, and woke up with an adrenaline syringe in your moob ?

The Backwards Man

Healy Rae Permit Holder wrote: »

What happened?

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

Snorted heroin thinking it was coke, and woke up with an adrenaline syringe in your moob ?

Na, walked away from a car accident I shouldn't have.

SV

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Na, walked away from a car accident I shouldn't have.

Hit&run is a serious crime..

The Backwards Man

SV wrote: »

Hit&run is a serious crime..

The only thing I hit was the road so it's grand.:)

Daqster

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Na, walked away from a car accident I shouldn't have.

Yeah well, you're own fault. Sooner or later you're just gonna have to stop driving everywhere backwards.

minidazzler

I'm a handsome ****er, I'm good at everything I try (except computer science) and I fcuking love my job.

speedboatchase

100 points for English in the Leaving Cert. :cool:

B.A._Baracus

I don't mean to be buzz killington on this thread But I don't boast oddly enough. Even to myself which one could find strange
I have such a loving girlfriend. I have recently gained a diploma in a course. I guess you could say the future looks brighter than ever... Which makes me happy. But I just never boast.

Am I alone?

kwestfan08

I love the amount I see when I press check balance at an ATM

preston johnny

I don't like to boast that I have a big cock, but all my ex girlfriends were asked if sex with me was good. They were split down the middle.

Optimalprimerib

I have a poor paying job, a mortgage, single, thoughtless when it comes to budgeting my spendings (if I want something, I buy it) so I should be penniless, but I still can save like a cavanman. My a\c is almost as healthy as it was before I bought the house a year ago.

jantheman91

I come from a family that drinks, smokes, and has no degrees.

I don't smoke, or drink and have a degree from TCD.

I'd say I done well enough for myself.

dmc17

jantheman91 wrote: »

I come from a family that drinks, smokes, and has no degrees.

I don't smoke, or drink and have a degree from TCD.

I'd say I done well enough for myself.

Your family must be disappointed so

MRnotlob606

got my green belt in sin moo hapkido martial arts and joined the navy reserve, anything is better than been an unmotivated couch slouch

Karl Stein

I'm incredibly modest.

NegativeCreep

I've managed to get myself into a position with a girl from college whereby we have sex a lot but we aren't in a relationship. I love my life.

The Backwards Man

kwestfan08 wrote: »

I love the amount I see when I press check balance at an ATM

Mine always says 'Upright'.

Mahogany Gaspipe

Rode the girlfriend twice last night, once again this morning and I still haven't taken my socks off.

Don Juan DeMarco eat your heart out.

PizzamanIRL

I have €115 in my bank account and only €50 of that is needed to pay a bill at the end of the month.

Woooooo!

whupdedo

I have a 20 year old girlfriend who has an arse you could bounce penny's off, and tits that defy gravity. I'm 32 by the way:-)

PizzamanIRL

whupdedo wrote: »

I have a 20 year old girlfriend who has an arse you could bounce penny's off, and tits that defy gravity. I'm 32 by the way:-)

You're meant to boast, not make everyone else feel like sh!t

RayM

whupdedo wrote: »

I have a 20 year old girlfriend who has an arse you could bounce penny's off, and tits that defy gravity. I'm 32 by the way:-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEl5RvbGdik

FairytaleGirl

I had an awesome sexathon with the girlfriend this morning. Can't wait to get her back from work tonight to continue

Specialun

Im about to win 4k once this horse continues to ping every fence

LowOdour

lost a stone in under 4 weeks!

although i have spent most of the weekend doing a good job putting it back on.

Having free range chicken for dinner....yep, thats right FREE MUTHAF*CKING RANGE CHICKEN

JustAddWater

I can tell the difference between regular butter and I can't believe it's not butter

Ihatecuddles

speedboatchase wrote: »

100 points for English in the Leaving Cert. :cool:

Me two.

:pac:

seenitall

JustAddWater wrote: »

I can tell the difference between regular butter and I can't believe it's not butter

That's a copy paste from the secret superpowers thread, isn't it?

I have a good memory.

For Forks Sake

JustAddWater wrote: »

I can tell the difference between regular butter and I can't believe it's not butter

There's a difference between boasting and outright lies

Bigtoe107

I came from a block of corporation flats in Dublin with a very uneducated family but I still managed to get a masters degree. I just turned 23 and I moved to China where I make enough money to buy/do almost anything I want despite only working 16 hours a week. Plus I am learning mandarin in my spare time.

Life is looking good!

Capt'n Midnight

mauzo! wrote: »

I've just found out that I'm pregnant, and we're picking an engagement ring next week

Reminds me of


How does a Northsider propose ?



"yer bleedin wha ?"

loalae

I look f**king fantastic in a dress!

whupdedo

loalae wrote: »

I look f**king fantastic in a dress!

A pic would be appreciated:D