Have a boast!!

cantdecide · 08-12-2013 03:04AM #1

Boast about anything you want to tell us about yourself that you feel particularly confident and/ or smug about yourself. No need to be humble. You know you're only waiting for an opportunity to show off and here it is, no intro necessary.

Are you rich, beautiful, talented? Do you have some ace up your sleeve? What makes it class to be you?!!

Ihatecuddles · 08-12-2013 03:05AM

I've just found out that I'm pregnant, and we're picking an engagement ring next week

diomed · 08-12-2013 03:05AM

Everyone on After Hours is rich, beautiful, and talented.

Bipolar Joe · 08-12-2013 03:06AM

I have a fairly great beard.

Healy Rae Permit Holder · 08-12-2013 03:07AM

mauzo! wrote: »

I've just found out that I'm pregnant, and we're picking an engagement ring next week

congrats.

Jesus Wept · 08-12-2013 03:08AM

hefty langer

Professey Chin · 08-12-2013 03:09AM

Ive lost 2 inches from the waist in the last few weeks & am on a full-on warpath.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qitn6FRc0oc

Oregano_State · 08-12-2013 03:11AM

I haven't died yet.

Healy Rae Permit Holder · 08-12-2013 03:12AM

Just been dogging there and no problemo in getting it up outdoors considering its winter.

stefan idiot jones · 08-12-2013 03:37AM

I'm Welsh

Got a 1974 Rickenbacker 4001 Fireglo with chequered binding.

42 and a full head of hair.(not ginger)

I'm a father.

Living in Australia in the glorious sun in a high ivory tower.

Vegetarian, non drinker and non smoker.

I've got a trade and a job.

I can wolf down a cheesecake in under a minute.

Is that smug enough?

The Diabolical Monocle · 08-12-2013 03:53AM

mauzo! wrote: »

I've just found out that I'm pregnant, and we're picking an engagement ring next week

But will you be boasting when you sh1t the bed in front of strangers.
Thats the question.

theblaqueguy · 08-12-2013 04:00AM

I'm the richest black man in the ghetto

KungPao · 08-12-2013 04:08AM

I'll be in South America for Chrimbo. Going next week.

Ihatecuddles · 08-12-2013 04:12AM

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

But will you be boasting when you sh1t the bed in front of strangers.
Thats the question.

You can bet your life I will

Tigger · 08-12-2013 04:23AM

My business is still viable

Healy Rae Permit Holder · 08-12-2013 04:25AM

Tigger wrote: »

My business is still viable

What is your business?

The Backwards Man · 08-12-2013 04:57AM

I'm very very very lucky to be alive tonight.:) Thought I was a goner earlier.

Healy Rae Permit Holder · 08-12-2013 04:58AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'm very very very lucky to be alive tonight.:) Thought I was a goner earlier.

What happened?

The Diabolical Monocle · 08-12-2013 05:03AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'm very very very lucky to be alive tonight.:) Thought I was a goner earlier.

Snorted heroin thinking it was coke, and woke up with an adrenaline syringe in your moob ?

The Backwards Man · 08-12-2013 05:06AM

Healy Rae Permit Holder wrote: »

What happened?

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

Snorted heroin thinking it was coke, and woke up with an adrenaline syringe in your moob ?

Na, walked away from a car accident I shouldn't have.

SV · 08-12-2013 05:10AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Na, walked away from a car accident I shouldn't have.

Hit&run is a serious crime..

The Backwards Man · 08-12-2013 05:15AM

SV wrote: »

Hit&run is a serious crime..

The only thing I hit was the road so it's grand.:)

Daqster · 08-12-2013 05:34AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Na, walked away from a car accident I shouldn't have.

Yeah well, you're own fault. Sooner or later you're just gonna have to stop driving everywhere backwards.

minidazzler · 08-12-2013 05:43AM

I'm a handsome ****er, I'm good at everything I try (except computer science) and I fcuking love my job.

speedboatchase · 08-12-2013 06:08AM

100 points for English in the Leaving Cert. :cool:

B.A._Baracus · 08-12-2013 06:17AM

I don't mean to be buzz killington on this thread

But I don't boast oddly enough. Even to myself which one could find strange

I have such a loving girlfriend. I have recently gained a diploma in a course. I guess you could say the future looks brighter than ever... Which makes me happy. But I just never boast.

Am I alone?

kwestfan08 · 08-12-2013 06:19AM

I love the amount I see when I press check balance at an ATM

preston johnny · 08-12-2013 07:17AM

I don't like to boast that I have a big cock, but all my ex girlfriends were asked if sex with me was good. They were split down the middle.

Optimalprimerib · 08-12-2013 07:45AM

I have a poor paying job, a mortgage, single, thoughtless when it comes to budgeting my spendings (if I want something, I buy it) so I should be penniless, but I still can save like a cavanman. My a\c is almost as healthy as it was before I bought the house a year ago.

jantheman91 · 08-12-2013 08:15AM

I come from a family that drinks, smokes, and has no degrees.

I don't smoke, or drink and have a degree from TCD.

I'd say I done well enough for myself.

dmc17 · 08-12-2013 08:48AM

jantheman91 wrote: »

I come from a family that drinks, smokes, and has no degrees.

I don't smoke, or drink and have a degree from TCD.

I'd say I done well enough for myself.

Your family must be disappointed so

Have a boast!!

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