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The Origin of Specious Nonsense. Twelve years on. Still going. Answer soon.

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  • #362
    J C
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    [-0-] wrote: »
    Definitely a python script.
    The 'Life of Brian' ... shows up aspects of all religions and indeed irreligions ... I particularly relate to the guy who said that he wasn't an individual ... when he was the only one who was behaving as an individual.

    I often feel just like him when faced with both religionists and irreligionists who unite against me ... and think that they are the ones who aren't engaged in 'group think' ... and insist on telling me that I'm 'brainwashed' ... presumably by myself!! :eek:


  • #363
    J C
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    bumper234 wrote: »
    There is no god, we are all the byproduct of a unicorns fart, it followed through and we are what came out. Please feel free to prove me incorrect.
    A better summary of Abiogenesis/Evolution by an Evolutionist ... you couldn't get ... can I quote you on that?:)

    You just couldn't make it up!!!:):D


  • #364
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    J C wrote: »
    A better summary of Materialistic Evolution by an Evolutionist ... you couldn't get ... can I quote you on that?:)

    No you can't. Why are you making fun of my unicorn god? Is my god less important or real than yours?


  • #365
    J C
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    bumper234 wrote: »
    No you can't. Why are you making fun of my unicorn god? Is my god less important or real than yours?
    Why can't I quote you?
    ... are you not proud of your belief in the power of a Unicorn's fart?

    ... your 'god' is certainly a lot smellier than mine.:)


  • #366
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    J C wrote: »
    Why can't I quote you?
    ... are you not proud of your belief in the power of a Unicorn's fart?

    ... your 'god' is certainly a lot smellier than mine.:)

    So you are intolerant of other people beliefs? Why won't you answer my question? What makes your god more "real" or more important than mine?


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  • #367
    Sarky
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    Oh, there was a great little period where J C actually thought I was a high priest in the Esoteric Order of Dagon. Y'know, the completely fictional Lovecraftian cult that nobody with a shred of sense would think is a real thing.


  • #368
    bumper234
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    Sarky wrote: »
    Oh, there was a great little period where J C actually thought I was a high priest in the Esoteric Order of Dagon. Y'know, the completely fictional Lovecraftian cult that nobody with a shred of sense would think is a real thing.

    You just made orange juice snarf out of my nose....or did "God" do it??? :confused:


  • #369
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Was the orange juice complex, functional and/or specified? Do you believe ON Jeebubs as opposed to merely believing IN him, which is apparently just not good enough? Do you get these odd flights of fancy where it can't be YOU, it must be everyone else in the world is wrong?


  • #370
    bumper234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    Sarky wrote: »
    Was the orange juice complex, functional and/or specified? Do you believe ON Jeebubs as opposed to merely believing IN him, which is apparently just not good enough? Do you get these odd flights of fancy where it can't be YOU, it must be everyone else in the world is wrong?

    Surprisingly I do but it's usually after several beers, many times I have been told I am too drunk to drive/get into a club/have any more beer but they have always been wrong. Maybe that's what creationism is like.......perpetual intoxication to the point where facts become irrelevant.


  • #371
    J C
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    bumper234 wrote: »
    So you are intolerant of other people beliefs? Why won't you answer my question? What makes your god more "real" or more important than mine?
    I'm not in the least intolerant of other beliefs ... a farting Unicorn is objectivley likely to be smelly ... unless you are saying that it 'excretes' chocolate!!!:D

    My God is the Creator of all things ... including all persons, who believe that farting Unicorns produced life.;):p

    ... all part of the diversity of multi-culturism, I'm sure.:)


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  • #372
    J C
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    Sarky wrote: »
    Was the orange juice complex, functional and/or specified? Do you believe ON Jeebubs as opposed to merely believing IN him, which is apparently just not good enough? Do you get these odd flights of fancy where it can't be YOU, it must be everyone else in the world is wrong?
    ... you mean like the guy who disagreed with the crowd in this clip?


    Every time I see Atheists jumping in over themselves to record their thanks for some other Atheist's contribuition, I'm reminded of the above crowd that 'Brian' was trying to convince to think for themselves!!!:D:)


  • #373
    J C
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    bumper234 wrote: »
    Surprisingly I do but it's usually after several beers, many times I have been told I am too drunk to drive/get into a club/have any more beer but they have always been wrong. Maybe that's what creationism is like.......perpetual intoxication to the point where facts become irrelevant.
    You seem to be very self-willed ... and not in a good way, if you insist on driving when drunk.:eek:


  • #374
    Pherekydes
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    J C wrote: »
    ...I'm reminded of the above crowd that 'Brian' was trying to convince to think for themselves!!!:D:)

    Bizarre in the extreme!

    You're somebody who thinks the bible is literally true and we're the ones who have difficulty thinking for ourselves? You are so profoundly brainwashed you can't see anything outside your worldview. Your level of delusion is deep.

    And dangerous.


  • #375
    J C
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    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Bizarre in the extreme!

    You're somebody who thinks the bible is literally true and we're the ones who have difficulty thinking for ourselves?
    Strange ... but apparently true ... if the posting pattern on this thread is anything to go by. For example, you guys jump in with thanks and respond mantra-like to every suggestion of me being wrong and you guys being right ... like the crowd in the video clip.
    Pherekydes wrote: »
    You are so profoundly brainwashed you can't see anything outside your worldview. Your level of delusion is deep.

    And dangerous.
    ... and I could 'return the compliment' by saying the exact same thing about you ... so where does this get us?

    ... as for your sinister suggestion that being a Christian is somehow 'dangerous' ... do you really think that Christians are going to love you to the point of injury??:eek:
    ... I've heard of 'tough love' ... but this is ridiculous.


  • #376
    bumper234
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    J C wrote: »
    I'm not in the least intolerant of other beliefs ... a farting Unicorn is objectivley likely to be smelly ... unless you are saying that it 'excretes' chocolate!!!:D

    My God is the Creator of all things ... including all persons, who believe that farting Unicorns produced life.;):p

    ... all part of the diversity of multi-culturism, I'm sure.:)

    Nope his farts smell of love and guidance, my unicorn god is the true god and your god (along with all of the universe's and galaxies and everything in them including you and me) came out of my gods ass.


  • #377
    bumper234
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    J C wrote: »
    You seem to be very self-willed ... and not in a good way, if you insist on driving when drunk.:eek:

    You can blame your "God" he apparently gave me the free will to do it. Fwiw I don't insist on driving when drunk I just believe I am ok to drive when drunk.


  • #378
    J C
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    bumper234 wrote: »
    Nope his farts smell of love and guidance, my unicorn god is the true god and your god (along with all of the universe's and galaxies and everything in them including you and me) came out of my gods ass.
    You're quite entitled to your beliefs ... which sound suspiciously like the 'Big Bang' ... or should that now be the 'Big Fart'? :confused::)

    I'll stick with the Creator God of the Bible ... as His Works most closely matches observed reality.


  • #379
    J C
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    bumper234 wrote: »
    You can blame your "God" he apparently gave me the free will to do it. Fwiw I don't insist on driving when drunk I just believe I am ok to drive when drunk.
    He gave you the free-will allright ... but if you abuse it ... you won't just have God to answer to ... the Traffic Corps might also curb your free-will, if you were to act on your belief (in being OK to dive when drunk).;)


  • #380
    bumper234
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    J C wrote: »
    You're quite entitled to your beliefs ... which sound suspiciously like the 'Big Bang' ... or should that now be Fart!!!:confused::)

    I'll stick with the Creator God of the Bible ... as His Works most closely matches observed reality.

    Yeah you stick with your fairy tale and don't forget the old fingers in the ears while shouting LALALALALALALALALA when a difficult question comes along ;)


  • #381
    J C
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    bumper234 wrote: »
    Yeah you stick with your fairy tale and don't forget the old fingers in the ears while shouting LALALALALALALALALA when a difficult question comes along ;)
    ... I'm still waiting for such a question to come along.


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  • #382
    MrPudding
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    Sarky wrote: »
    Oh, there was a great little period where J C actually thought I was a high priest in the Esoteric Order of Dagon. Y'know, the completely fictional Lovecraftian cult that nobody with a shred of sense would think is a real thing.
    Ha, I remember that. It resulted in a hilarious exchange of posts. Might try to dig those out again for a laugh.

    MrP


  • #383
    J C
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    MrPudding wrote: »
    Ha, I remember that. It resulted in a hilarious exchange of posts. Might try to dig those out again for a laugh.

    MrP
    There is a private 'Order of Dagon' forum on Boards ... I guess it's a case of life imitating art ... or perhaps it's the other way around

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=51412609&postcount=1

    ... its a bit of a laugh allright!!!:)

    Now that you have raised it, how does one go about posting on this private forum? ... and are there totally private forums on the Boards, that nobody but the members know about?


  • #384
    MrPudding
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    J C wrote: »
    There is a private 'Order of Dagon' forum on Boards ... I guess it's a case of life imitating art ... or perhaps it's the other way around

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=51412609&postcount=1

    ... its a bit of a laugh allright!!!:)

    Now that you have raised it, how does one go about posting on this private forum? ... and are there totally private forums on the Boards, that nobody but the members know about?
    JC, your type could not get access to they forum. Can you not appreciate the risk it would pose to the order if you were to become aware of the plans and the rituals? We might worship a dark lord, but we aren't stupid.

    MrP


  • #385
    J C
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    MrPudding wrote: »
    JC, your type could not get access to they forum. Can you not appreciate the risk it would pose to the order if you were to become aware of the plans and the rituals? We might worship a dark lord, but we aren't stupid.

    MrP
    Just like I thought!!:eek:
    You do realise, I hope, that in the spiritual realm, saying something has the full force of law ... so saying that you 'worship a dark lord' is taken by that 'dark lord' as an agreement of worship between you and him ... even if you think you're joking ... the forces of darkness don't joke.


  • #386
    bumper234
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    J C wrote: »
    Just like I thought!!:eek:
    You do realise, I hope, that in the spiritual world saying something has the full force of law ... so saying that you 'worship a dark lord' is taken by that 'dark lord' as an agreement of worship between you and him ... even if you think you're joking ... the forces of darkness don't joke.

    Lol I would sell my soul to the devil for a 6 pack of beer and the winning euromillions numbers for this Friday night. If I don't win does that mean the devil (like your "God") does not exist?


  • #387
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    J C wrote: »
    even if you think you're joking ... the forces of darkness don't joke.

    They certainly stick to their promises better than your god. Lucifer in particular. Now there's a chap you can actually rely on. Your god could learn a thing or two about keeping your word from folks like that.


  • #388
    Obliq
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    J C wrote: »
    Just like I thought!!:eek:
    You do realise, I hope, that in the spiritual world saying something has the full force of law ... so saying that you 'worship a dark lord' is taken by that 'dark lord' as an agreement of worship between you and him ... even if you think you're joking ... the forces of darkness don't joke.

    Haaha ha ha.....wut?! Ha, ho ho..heeee hee hee heh....OH dearie me!! You do make me laugh JC. This is where I love watching religious folk have an absolute sh*t fit. Feckin hilarious.

    Don't worry your pretty little head petal. Big bad witchy Obliq will save you from the dark forces of doom, using only my shadow self and some scrying I learned in D&D (not the same as A&A, but you wouldn't know it sometimes...). You seem a wee bit worried and paranoid but SRSLY, you'll be fine....with my protection of course.

    Oh wait....did you not know that by talking to us, you weaken the doorways to your soul? DAMNation, a small oversight. Apologies, on behalf of the JAMM.


  • #389
    J C
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    bumper234 wrote: »
    Lol I would sell my soul to the devil for a 6 pack of beer and the winning euromillions numbers for this Friday night. If I don't win does that mean the devil (like your "God") does not exist?
    That's not how it works ... your promise is binding on you ... but not on Satan, who is lawless and therefore outside the legal realm ... and the only person who can break such binds is Jesus Christ.


  • #390
    J C
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    Sarky wrote: »
    They certainly stick to their promises better than your god. Lucifer in particular. Now there's a chap you can actually rely on. Your god could learn a thing or two about keeping your word from folks like that.
    They enforce your promise against you allright ... but they don't stick to their side of the bargain.


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  • #391
    _Redzer_
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    J C wrote: »
    That's not how it works ... your promise is binding on you ... but not on Satan, who is lawless and therefore outside the legal realm ... and the only person who can break such binds is Jesus Christ.

    So Jesus Christ is like the best lawyer going who can find a loophole or something?


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