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Farming Chit Chat III

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  • #3722
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    Absolutely positive that wasn't on it when we collected it


  • #3723
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    Absolutely positive that wasn't on it when we collected it

    jayus were ya at the dogging again


  • #3724
    whelan1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    Absolutely positive that wasn't on it when we collected it

    Get a hammer and do a fr Ted on it


  • #3725
    Username John
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,237 ✭✭✭Username John


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    Absolutely positive that wasn't on it when we collected it

    Jesus, what happened? :)


  • #3726
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    Username John wrote: »
    Jesus, what happened? :)

    I put the Monaghan man driving. We go stuck in the side of a lorry. Ah well, its only a rental car. And more importantly, not in my name


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  • #3727
    bbam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,410 ✭✭✭bbam


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    Absolutely positive that wasn't on it when we collected it

    T-cut and some of that turtle wax and I bet it'll hardly be noticeable :P


  • #3728
    bbam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,410 ✭✭✭bbam


    I returned a hire in Munic years ago and the very efficient german was going over every inch and through every pocket...

    He gave me some look when he shoved his hand into the pocket on the rear of the drivers seat.....some of the smart cnuts had stuffed a slice of pizza in there two weeks earlier...
    "Sooooo that was the funky smell" was all I could say... Feckers charged the company a cleaning fee


  • #3729
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    Absolutely positive that wasn't on it when we collected it
    looks like a serious night :)


  • #3730
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    bob charles wrote: »
    looks like a serious night :)

    Seriously good night.


  • #3731
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    Absolutely positive that wasn't on it when we collected it

    was it any way like the hangover? Did you loose your best friend on a roof? Did any of ye get attached by a half man half women? :D


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  • #3732
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    jersey101 wrote: »
    was it any way like the hangover? Did you loose your best friend on a roof? Did any of ye get attached by a half man half women? :D

    half man half woman :D where the fcuk do you be


  • #3733
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    hugo29 wrote: »
    half man half woman :D where the fcuk do you be

    many a dim place :D


  • #3734
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    jersey101 wrote: »
    many a dim place :D

    well at what point in this dim place did you discover it was a shemale:D


  • #3735
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    hugo29 wrote: »
    well at what point in this dim place did you discover it was a shemale:D

    when he/she had a bigger adams apple than me.


  • #3736
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    jersey101 wrote: »
    when he/she had a bigger adams apple than me.

    too late so:D

    happened to a friend of mine in zurich about 16 years ago, course all us knew and burst out laughing at him


  • #3737
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    hugo29 wrote: »
    too late so:D

    happened to a friend of mine in zurich about 16 years ago, course all us knew and burst out laughing at him

    happened to a few other lads that were with me. Ye live and ye learn.


  • #3738
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    Had to be in Hawick, just over the border in Scotland this morning at 8am to meet a farmer. We were in some state rocking up to his yard. He laughed tho. He said he was young once.


  • #3739
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    hugo29 wrote: »
    too late so:D

    happened to a friend of mine in zurich about 16 years ago, course all us knew and burst out laughing at him

    The crying game comes to mind


  • #3740
    Henwin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 633 ✭✭✭Henwin


    ive been to Birmingham a couple of times for Aston Villa matches and i must say I enjoyed it. We stayed in the City Inn (since changed names) in Brindly place. Its a lovely area full of nice restaurants and fancy bars. not far from the main street-Broad st which wudnt be my cup of tea as its all nightclubs and rowdy bars.
    they have lovely christmas market stalls around now and The Bullring is a shppers paradise.


  • #3741
    Brown Podzol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭Brown Podzol


    jersey101 wrote: »
    when he/she had a bigger adams apple than me.
    1. dundee test
    A straightforward test carried out in nightclubs to ensure the chick you're chatting up is a chick and not a chick with a dick.

    The test is performed simply by grabbing the subject by the groin to see whether or not you cop for a pair of
    .The test was famously carried out by Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee in the film of the same name, and is thus named after him.:P


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  • #3742
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Brown Podzol wrote: »
    1. dundee test
    A straightforward test carried out in nightclubs to ensure the chick you're chatting up is a chick and not a chick with a dick.

    The test is performed simply by grabbing the subject by the groin to see whether or not you cop for a pair of
    .The test was famously carried out by Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee in the film of the same name, and is thus named after him.:P

    Speaking of which, I watched that the other night, II is on E4 tonight.


  • #3743
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Speaking of which, I watched that the other night, II is on E4 tonight.

    Thats not a knife . THIS is a knife !


  • #3744
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    Brown Podzol wrote: »
    1. dundee test
    A straightforward test carried out in nightclubs to ensure the chick you're chatting up is a chick and not a chick with a dick.

    The test is performed simply by grabbing the subject by the groin to see whether or not you cop for a pair of
    .The test was famously carried out by Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee in the film of the same name, and is thus named after him.:P

    if i yried that on the lady im courting now the night i met her id get a right box in the nose :D


  • #3745
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    moy83 wrote: »
    Thats not a knife . THIS is a knife !

    It's for washing your backside, right?:D:D


  • #3746
    whelan1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    It's for washing your backside, right?:D:D
    what year was that movie out?


  • #3747
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    whelan1 wrote: »
    what year was that movie out?

    1986, I watched it many many times, wanting a Croc Dundee for myself :p:eek:


  • #3748
    bogman_bass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,149 ✭✭✭bogman_bass


    1986


  • #3749
    whelan1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    1986, I watched it many many times, wanting a Croc Dundee for myself :p:eek:
    fook! that long ago


  • #3750
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    whelan1 wrote: »
    fook! that long ago

    I wasn't even born! That long ago:eek:


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  • #3751
    who the fug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    I wasn't even born! That long ago:eek:

    rub in why don't you


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