Farming Chit Chat III

Timmaay

jersey101 wrote: »

the drink is real cheap there but not as strong id say so ye end up drinking more. Some serious night clubs over there.

Yeh, one pound shots so ya end up having 10 of them. But anyways, have been to a good few uk cities, Birmingham probably was the worst, well alongside Brighton (another random stopover to get locked, and try meetup with a girl who I randomly met on the ferry afew days earlier ha, didn't got to plan!), but anyways Edinburgh is by far the best, London great also, and Liverpool.

Username John

case 956 wrote: »

just in from the hospital seeing the father he recovering very well sum nice nurses in the hospital too :P

Good to hear Case.

case 956

moy83 wrote: »

Good stuff , glad to hear it . Ask every nurse that will listen to go out some night and turn this situation to your favour .
Whats the difference between a nurse and a helicopter ?




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Not everyones been up on a helicopter :-)

exatly moy there was one nurse I went to shool with and she wasn't hectic back then hadn't seen her since shool til tonight when she was giving the boss tablets, by god she a stunner got put a horn on a snowman :P

jersey101

Timmaay wrote: »

Yeh, one pound shots so ya end up having 10 of them. But anyways, have been to a good few uk cities, Birmingham probably was the worst, well alongside Brighton (another random stopover to get locked, and try meetup with a girl who I randomly met on the ferry afew days earlier ha, didn't got to plan!), but anyways Edinburgh is by far the best, London great also, and Liverpool.

ah ill just go to santa ponsa for a week in the summer..........when all the young ones finush the leaving cert

freedominacup

dar31 wrote: »

mice made a home in a box full of mine as well, sort of a fitting end for them.
wifey still looks funny at me when i sneek one in when we are getting a few books for holidays, always enjoyed death the most.

Conmaicne Mara, hope your son enjoys them, great bit of reading

Vimes for me. The line about "his brain writing cheques that his body couldn't cash" means more to me with every year and I'm sure it must have a certain resonance with a Junior B footballer who posts on here from time to time:D:D.

moy83

case 956 wrote: »

exatly moy there was one nurse I went to shool with and she wasn't hectic back then hadn't seen her since shool til tonight when she was giving the boss tablets, by god she a stunner got put a horn on a snowman :P

I lived with 8 nurses/nurses aides when I met the wife first and a good few of them still call around . Any of them that arent married talk about getting a fella constantly , its like they have damn all else going on .
Farmers and nurses are a popular combo too

iverjohnston

Timmaay wrote: »

Hmmmm Birmingham. Bad memories. Was only passing though it afew years ago, arrived in at like 11pm, chugged aload of shots to get drunk quick, and the rest of the night was incredibly messy, involving afew incidents that I ain't talking about ha. Didn't get back to where I was staying till like 6am. And blew shedloads of money.

Went to the Royal Show years ago on a trip sponsored by a feed company. The night started in Ronnie Scotts and ended up in a dive which featured a python .. very messy .

freedominacup

case 956 wrote: »

exatly moy there was one nurse I went to shool with and she wasn't hectic back then hadn't seen her since shool til tonight when she was giving the boss tablets, by god she a stunner got put a horn on a snowman :P

You're in danger of stepping into your own private cliche, good luck with it;).

jersey101

moy83 wrote: »

I lived with 8 nurses/nurses aides when I met the wife first and a good few of them still call around . Any of them that arent married talk about getting a fella constantly , its like they have damn all else going on .
Farmers and nurses are a popular combo too

i do a bit of milking for a lad in my discussion group he's 30 and he married a nurse and she is 24. By god, words cannot describe

case 956

freedominacup wrote: »

You're in danger of stepping into your own private cliche, good luck with it;).

ah only out of r/ship 3 weeks of 2 yrs, think I will go and sample a few b4 settling down :P

freedominacup

case 956 wrote: »

ah only out of r/ship 3 weeks of 2 yrs, think I will go and sample a few b4 settling down :P

Good to hear your father is improving.

delaval

case 956 wrote: »

ah only out of r/ship 3 weeks of 2 yrs, think I will go and sample a few b4 settling down :P

Never waste a crisis!!!

Speedy recovery to the boss

Bizzum

case 956 wrote: »

ah only out of r/ship 3 weeks of 2 yrs, think I will go and sample a few b4 settling down :P

The best way to get over a woman is to get under another one.

(Good to see your father's improving)

bob charles

moy83 wrote: »

Whats the difference between a nurse and a helicopter ?




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Not everyones been up on a helicopter :-)

I nearly passed out laughing:D:D

Good man Case956 - one man's meat, is another man's poison

bogman_bass

Conmaicne Mara wrote: »

Just ordered the first int he Discworld series of books for the young lad, don't know why I didn't think of them before.

great books!

bogman_bass

freedominacup wrote: »

I had them all once upon a time but they got neglected and then "we haven't space for all those books, can't you put them somewhere?" Long story short the mice got at them when they were put somewhere:mad:. Anyone know how he is now? Is the alzheimers after taking over?

Sight is badly affected. still writing but does it by dictating to his assistant

freedominacup

Has there been some sort of derogation on organic manures? I'm seeing an unreal amount of stuff going out at the mo'.

delaval

freedominacup wrote: »

Has there been some sort of derogation on organic manures? I'm seeing an unreal amount of stuff going out at the mo'.

Was canvassing out west, real west yesterday and saw two farmers at slurry and one at dung. Wouldn't chance it around here

delaval

I'd never heard if Discworld till Con mentioned then. I had to Google then, sheltered life I suppose

My eldest lives reading, are they suitable for his level of reading

freedominacup

delaval wrote: »

I'd never heard if Discworld till Con mentioned then. I had to Google then, sheltered life I suppose

My eldest lives reading, are they suitable for his level of reading

You could start him with Truckers, Diggers and Wings in that order by the same author. I'd say the discworld series would be really from secondary school up esp the first couple. 12A would probably be the cert on them. Month Python meets Lord of the Rings would be a broad description of the first few then he really developed his own style.

bob charles

delaval wrote: »

Was canvassing out west, real west yesterday and saw two farmers at slurry and one at dung. Wouldn't chance it around here

Are you serious???? this a F yoke the way these laws are enforced. Around here we are governed by little Hitlers

hugo29

delaval wrote: »

Was canvassing out west, real west yesterday and saw two farmers at slurry and one at dung. Wouldn't chance it around here

where was that dev, the real west that is

bob charles wrote: »

Are you serious???? this a F yoke the way these laws are enforced. Around here we are governed by little Hitlers

ah bob were you not telling us you were spreading slurry after the last deadline, 1 hour, 1 week, 1 month what is the difference its still breaking the regulations

jersey101

bob charles wrote: »

Are you serious???? this a F yoke the way these laws are enforced. Around here we are governed by little Hitlers

lads are flat out spreading dung and slurry arpund me here. Ive got phisolite lime to spread next week

naughto

Just got a text for a joint stag in Manchester in Feb. There will be over 40 going to it;-)

jersey101

naughto wrote: »

Just got a text for a joint stag in Manchester in Feb. There will be over 40 going to it;-)

what ever you do dont do what the young lad in Manchester did this weekend he was out in manchester and on the way home he decided he'd go to paris for the craic drunk of course

Sharpshooter82

jersey101 wrote: »

what ever you do dont do what the young lad in Manchester did this weekend he was out in manchester and on the way home he decided he'd go to paris for the craic drunk of course

Could you imagine the phone conversation when he rang home

jersey101

Sharpshooter82 wrote: »

Could you imagine the phone conversation when he rang home

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2509837/Teenager-went-drunken-night-Oldham-woke-PARIS.html
This is the link to the story

Timmaay

jersey101 wrote: »

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2509837/Teenager-went-drunken-night-Oldham-woke-PARIS.html
This is the link to the story

Man, totally worth it for the media exposure he got! I'd happily do something random like that, biggest problem would be the bollocking I'd get off the old lad for not being home to milk the cows next morning

jersey101

Good friend of mine is back from Lebanon today, few pints at the weekend will be had

darragh_haven

Holy fricking frock. NEWCASTLE NEEEEWWWWCCCCAAAASSSTTTLLLLEEE. You should see the state we handed back the hire car in.