Humans do NOT come from Earth

HansHolzel · 15-11-2013 11:54AM

dr strangelove wrote: »

<tsk> Aliens, coming here and taking our jobs and mating with our wimmins.......

and drinking our beer

kiffer · 15-11-2013 11:54AM

Aglomerado wrote: »

In other news, Hitler causes cancer.

You mean lack of Hitler...
try and find someone with the surname Hitler... none.
then try to find people with cancer... loads.

ipso facto, no Hitlers, more cancer.

c_man · 15-11-2013 11:55AM

Prometheus is class. Sure it has some issues, but I enjoyed it.

Ergo I'm from outer space.

c_man · 15-11-2013 11:58AM

Aglomerado wrote: »

In other news, Hitler causes cancer.

I remember seeing an Outer Limits with a trial on an alien ship, in the end they find yer man guilty but decide to banish him to a nearby primitive world. At the end one of the judges says "Sure what difference could one man make?" when challenged about introducing him to a different culture. Turns out the guilty party turned into Hitler!
Based on a true story.

HansHolzel · 15-11-2013 11:59AM

kiffer wrote: »

You mean lack of Hitler...
try and find someone with the surname Hitler... none.
then try to find people with cancer... loads.

ipso facto, no Hitlers, more cancer.

You might try "Hitlar", as somebody recently spelled it on another thread.

How (on EARTH) could someone spell HIS name wrong?

HansHolzel · 15-11-2013 12:02PM

c_man wrote: »

I remember seeing an Outer Limits ... At the end one of the judges says "Sure what difference could one man make?"

The alien judge was Irish?

But didn't Whitley Strieber have aliens actually speaking Irish?

Ah, there's hope for the auld tongue yet.

MarkR · 15-11-2013 12:02PM

You know how sometimes you bite the inside of your own cheek? Aliens.

Duggy747 · 15-11-2013 12:02PM

danniemcq wrote: »

stupid movie is stupid

hey look new alien species i'll touch it (biologist)
crap we're lost (map guy with all the maps and fancy mapping equipment)

andy why didn't she
sidestep at the fecking end instead of running in a straight line

Thats a sequel I hope never comes out

A movie made by professionals but written by a child. Edited so badly that a character dies (guy gets axe in back by mutant Fifield), then appears later in the film fine (standing outside old man Weyland's room when Theron goes to talk to him), and then vanishes again when they try to talk to the alien.

suicide_circus · 15-11-2013 12:05PM

Links234 wrote: »

I wish people would stop linking to the daily mail

agreed, we need to switch to the Weekly World News

http://weeklyworldnews.com/aliens/26535/alien-spaceships-to-attack-earth-in-2013/

gw80 · 15-11-2013 12:06PM

think I read somwhere poeple have bad backs because we did,nt originally walk upright witch makes much more sense than we came from another planet,

Also birds dont fly as soon as they hatch, they have to wait till there feathers come in and they have to learn how to fly by practicing the same as humans have to learn to walk upright. its an evolutionary learned trait.

Seachmall · 15-11-2013 12:07PM

HansHolzel wrote: »

How (on EARTH) could someone spell HIS name wrong?

Did you just capitalise "HIS" as a marker of respect the same way religious folk capitalise the "H" of "him" when referring to God?

Not cool dude. My great grandfather, Muxanoni III of Astreon B, died in WWII after his ship was shot down by the Nazis.

Aglomerado · 15-11-2013 12:08PM

Seachmall wrote: »

Did you just capitalise "HIS" as a marker of respect the same way religious folk capitalise the "H" of "him" when referring to God?

Not cool dude. My great grandfather, Muxanoni III of Astreon B, died in WWII after his ship was shot down by the Nazis.

He did Nazi that coming.

/* gets coat

Aglomerado · 15-11-2013 12:11PM

kiffer wrote: »

You mean lack of Hitler...
try and find someone with the surname Hitler... none.
then try to find people with cancer... loads.

ipso facto, no Hitlers, more cancer.

What about houses/ cats/ kettles that look like Hitler?

gw80 · 15-11-2013 12:12PM

Seachmall wrote: »

Did you just capitalise "HIS" as a marker of respect the same way religious folk capitalise the "H" of "him" when referring to God?

Not cool dude. My great grandfather, Muxanoni III of Astreon B, died in WWII after his ship was shot down by the Nazis.

A flying ship no less

HansHolzel · 15-11-2013 12:12PM

Aglomerado wrote: »

What about houses/ cats/ kettles that look like Hitler?

Priests on craggy islands?

Male Sindo columnists called Harris?

HansHolzel · 15-11-2013 12:15PM

House that looks like Hitler

http://www.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/29/article-1371091-0B62B82400000578-120_468x412.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1371091/&h=412&w=468&sz=46&tbnid=Uwzu4FwjHG38oM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=102&zoom=1&usg=__zeXvCb0ma3tMLKQeStiyugRuwHc=&docid=cAWONaIE8cCs9M&sa=X&ei=AgKGUrL5JYeB7Qbd5IGoCw&sqi=2&ved=0CDQQ9QEwAw

Source: yeah, the Daily Mail

Mr.McLovin · 15-11-2013 12:21PM

Links234 wrote: »

I wish people would stop linking to the daily mail

After Hours is the Daily Mail equivalent on boards to be fair

kiffer · 15-11-2013 12:23PM

Aglomerado wrote: »

What about houses/ cats/ kettles that look like Hitler?

Only reason that not everyone has cancer... obviously.
Do I have to teach you the basics of cancer science?
These Hitler residuals help fight cancer.

ScumLord · 15-11-2013 02:34PM

gw80 wrote: »

think I read somwhere poeple have bad backs because we did,nt originally walk upright witch makes much more sense than we came from another planet,

Humans have bad backs because of their lifestyles. We evolved as a long distance hunter, we're designed to be on the move and traversing great distances. The mechanics of our spine is amazing when it comes to running and not suited to sitting around all day.

God I love/hate ancient aliens so much. I always watch it but it's one of those shows that I can't sit down watching, at times I'm literally jumping up and down on the spot screaming at the screen.

They start out by introducing a theory and by the end of the episode it's presented as fact based on snippets of information spanning millennia.

Fox_In_Socks · 15-11-2013 10:32PM

HansHolzel wrote: »

You might try "Hitlar", as somebody recently spelled it on another thread.

How (on EARTH) could someone spell HIS name wrong?

Nostradamus spelt it "Hister". And was from Earth.:pac:

HansHolzel · 15-11-2013 10:40PM

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

Nostradamus spelt it "Hister". And was from Earth.:pac:

Cut N. some slack, for (1) not having Google, and (2) not having channels like this one

https://www.google.ie/search?q=hitler+channel&rlz=1C2RNBN_enIE434&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=bpSGUpGDNOGp7AbljoHACg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=914#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=Z9-9UgKtTxeWNM%3A%3BOkWrnBhfZRTtkM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fi583.photobucket.com%252Falbums%252Fss276%252FJJacopo%252F13.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.cracked.com%252Ffunny-98-2012%252F%3B395%3B348

BillyMitchel · 15-11-2013 10:44PM

bluewolf wrote: »

What if... what if like... we came from the stars and stuff

Aren't hands so weird?!?!

Don't know about hands but your face certainly is!

Everyday people link to the Daily Hate, do people actually believe the crap they put in that shît?!

Paper should be outlawed and anyone found reading it shall get their willy or nipples chopped off by a rusty blade from 1897.

Never understood why someone as far left as J. Higgins would write in it.

On the bright side of life - I'm an alien!!

Fox_In_Socks · 15-11-2013 10:46PM

HansHolzel wrote: »

Cut N. some slack, for (1) not having Google, and (2) not having channels like this one

You're still using google? Jeez, is it 2012 or something.

Looking into a pail of water balanced on a tripod is where's at, where've you been?:pac:

HansHolzel · 15-11-2013 10:46PM

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Never understood why someone as far left as J. Higgins would write in it.

It's just like Fr Brian D'Arcy writing in the Sunday World.

Faith in the media age ;-)

Richard Hillman · 15-11-2013 10:47PM

It is quite likely that life originated on Earth from frozen bacteria from an asteroid or comet.

SilverScreen · 15-11-2013 10:48PM

I got as far as a Daily Mail link and stopped reading.

BillyMitchel · 15-11-2013 10:49PM

Richard Hillman wrote: »

It is quite likely that life originated on Earth from frozen bacteria from an asteroid or comet.

Stop being so sensible Richard. Being an alien is much more fun.

Burky126 · 15-11-2013 10:51PM

I'll just leave this here.Regardless of what you think,this is a crazy theory.

.jacksparrow. · 15-11-2013 10:52PM

Didn't our dna arrive here on space rocks and comet dust anyway?

HansHolzel · 15-11-2013 10:53PM

SilverScreen wrote: »

I got as far as a Daily Mail link and stopped reading.

from The Queen is Dead (1986)

....I said Charles, don't you ever crave
To appear on the front of the Daily Mail
Dressed in your Mother's bridal veil?

Humans do NOT come from Earth

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