Humans do NOT come from Earth

Mr.McLovin · 15-11-2013 11:28AM #1

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2507377/Humans-NOT-come-Earth--sunburn-bad-backs-pain-labour-prove-expert-claims.html

A U.S. ecologist has claimed that humans are not from Earth but were put on the planet by aliens tens of thousands of years ago.

Dr Ellis says that while the planet meets humans’ needs for the most part, it does not perhaps serve the species’ interests as well as the aliens who dropped us off imagined.

Bad backs suggest humans evolved in a world with lower gravity

Sunburn hints humans were not designed to be exposed constantly to the sun

The size of babies' heads present a problem for women when giving birth - difficulty not shared by other species on the planet

Humans are always ill, perhaps beacuse their body clocks have evolved to expect a 25 hour day - unlike Earth's

People just feel like they are not at home on our planet

I always said men were from mars and women were from venus

danniemcq · 15-11-2013 11:31AM

jesus that story has more issues than the beano

Baked.noodle · 15-11-2013 11:32AM

This would mean humans are aliens too.

Links234 · 15-11-2013 11:33AM

I wish people would stop linking to the daily mail

folan · 15-11-2013 11:33AM

Louis C.K. made a similar joke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVdfdu9PVEw

15-11-2013 11:33AM

What if... what if like... we came from the stars and stuff

Aren't hands so weird?!?!

RaZzZz · 15-11-2013 11:34AM

Makes perfect sense if you read into the research tbh.

ancapailldorcha · 15-11-2013 11:34AM

So... no evidence then. As in none whatsoever...

I object to this moron having "Dr." in front of his name.

Hello_MrFox · 15-11-2013 11:34AM

I think we should have a 25 hour day to compensate for being Alien.

131spanner · 15-11-2013 11:35AM

People just feel like they are not at home on our planet

Good thing they picked such a solid point to end a theory on :pac:

iDave · 15-11-2013 11:35AM

I was going to say anyone who thinks that and believes that nonsense is bit of an eejit but then there are people who will argue vehemently the world is 6000 years old and created in 6 days and that light was created the day before sources of light (stars) were. By a sky fairy with unlimited power but still needed a day to rest.

PopePalpatine · 15-11-2013 11:36AM

bluewolf wrote: »

What if... what if like... we came from the stars and stuff

Aren't hands so weird?!?!

Are those my feet?!

PirateShampoo · 15-11-2013 11:36AM

Baby's heads would be the same size even if we were on a different planet.

Badly Drunk Boy · 15-11-2013 11:36AM

"The size of babies' heads present a problem for women when giving birth - difficulty not shared by other species on the planet"

That seems to suggest that humans aren't from humans.

danniemcq · 15-11-2013 11:37AM

bluewolf wrote: »

What if... what if like... we came from the stars and stuff

Aren't hands so weird?!?!

we do all come from stars. All elements that make us "us" are created in stars.

We are stardust

minidazzler · 15-11-2013 11:38AM

bluewolf wrote: »

What if... what if like... we came from the stars and stuff

Aren't hands so weird?!?!

We do come from stars.... the carbon in our bodies is from stars dying and exploding.... (I won't pretend you didn't know that already, I know you're smarterer than me. )

Baked.noodle · 15-11-2013 11:39AM

Maybe we should put monkeys on Mars and see what happens.

Duggy747 · 15-11-2013 11:39AM

I think he watched Prometheus a bit too much.

corkonion · 15-11-2013 11:40AM

I have a bad back, and I have suffered from sunburn on a few occasions, its all starting to make sense now!

15-11-2013 11:41AM

danniemcq wrote: »

we do all come from stars. All elements that make us "us" are created in stars.

We are stardust

minidazzler wrote: »

We do come from stars.... the carbon in our bodies is from stars dying and exploding.... (I won't pretend you didn't know that already, I know you're smarterer than me. )

I knowww

Jaysus lads last time I try to be funny

Grayson · 15-11-2013 11:43AM

Bet the "ecologist" was a mormon. they love that shyte.

I can understand why scientolgists get laughed at, but I can't understand why mormons aren't ridiculed more often. Even by religious standards it just plain silly.

danniemcq · 15-11-2013 11:44AM

Duggy747 wrote: »

I think he watched Prometheus a bit too much.

stupid movie is stupid

hey look new alien species i'll touch it (biologist)
crap we're lost (map guy with all the maps and fancy mapping equipment)

andy why didn't she

sidestep at the fecking end instead of running in a straight line

Thats a sequel I hope never comes out

folan · 15-11-2013 11:44AM

bluewolf wrote: »

I knowww

Jaysus lads last time I try to be funny

how i wish that were true

Baked.noodle · 15-11-2013 11:44AM

isn't this basically Scientology?

minidazzler · 15-11-2013 11:45AM

bluewolf wrote: »

I knowww

Jaysus lads last time I try to be funny

Promise? ...... :P

danniemcq · 15-11-2013 11:45AM

bluewolf wrote: »

I knowww

Jaysus lads last time I try to be funny

sorry bluey if it makes you feel better i did giggle a bit

Aglomerado · 15-11-2013 11:46AM

In other news, Hitler causes cancer.

GLaDOS · 15-11-2013 11:46AM

I would refute it, but that would be giving credit to the article

Dravokivich · 15-11-2013 11:47AM

danniemcq wrote: »

andy why didn't she
sidestep at the fecking end instead of running in a straight line

In fairness that happens in a tonne of movies.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 15-11-2013 11:50AM

If the article is correct and I firmly believe it is then I want to go home...wherever that may be.

dr strangelove · 15-11-2013 11:54AM

<tsk> Aliens, coming here and taking our jobs and mating with our wimmins.......

Humans do NOT come from Earth

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