Humans do NOT come from Earth

Mr.McLovin

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2507377/Humans-NOT-come-Earth--sunburn-bad-backs-pain-labour-prove-expert-claims.html

A U.S. ecologist has claimed that humans are not from Earth but were put on the planet by aliens tens of thousands of years ago.

Dr Ellis says that while the planet meets humans’ needs for the most part, it does not perhaps serve the species’ interests as well as the aliens who dropped us off imagined.

Bad backs suggest humans evolved in a world with lower gravity

Sunburn hints humans were not designed to be exposed constantly to the sun

The size of babies' heads present a problem for women when giving birth - difficulty not shared by other species on the planet

Humans are always ill, perhaps beacuse their body clocks have evolved to expect a 25 hour day - unlike Earth's

People just feel like they are not at home on our planet

I always said men were from mars and women were from venus

danniemcq

jesus that story has more issues than the beano

Baked.noodle

This would mean humans are aliens too.

Links234

I wish people would stop linking to the daily mail

folan

Louis C.K. made a similar joke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVdfdu9PVEw

What if... what if like... we came from the stars and stuff

Aren't hands so weird?!?!

RaZzZz

Makes perfect sense if you read into the research tbh.

ancapailldorcha

So... no evidence then. As in none whatsoever...

I object to this moron having "Dr." in front of his name.

Hello_MrFox

I think we should have a 25 hour day to compensate for being Alien.

131spanner

People just feel like they are not at home on our planet

Good thing they picked such a solid point to end a theory on :pac:

iDave

I was going to say anyone who thinks that and believes that nonsense is bit of an eejit but then there are people who will argue vehemently the world is 6000 years old and created in 6 days and that light was created the day before sources of light (stars) were. By a sky fairy with unlimited power but still needed a day to rest.

PopePalpatine

bluewolf wrote: »

What if... what if like... we came from the stars and stuff

Aren't hands so weird?!?!

Are those my feet?!

PirateShampoo

Baby's heads would be the same size even if we were on a different planet.

Badly Drunk Boy

"The size of babies' heads present a problem for women when giving birth - difficulty not shared by other species on the planet"

That seems to suggest that humans aren't from humans.

danniemcq

bluewolf wrote: »

What if... what if like... we came from the stars and stuff

Aren't hands so weird?!?!

we do all come from stars. All elements that make us "us" are created in stars.

We are stardust

minidazzler

bluewolf wrote: »

What if... what if like... we came from the stars and stuff

Aren't hands so weird?!?!

We do come from stars.... the carbon in our bodies is from stars dying and exploding.... (I won't pretend you didn't know that already, I know you're smarterer than me. )

Baked.noodle

Maybe we should put monkeys on Mars and see what happens.

Duggy747

I think he watched Prometheus a bit too much.

corkonion

I have a bad back, and I have suffered from sunburn on a few occasions, its all starting to make sense now!

danniemcq

danniemcq wrote: »

we do all come from stars. All elements that make us "us" are created in stars.

We are stardust

minidazzler wrote: »

We do come from stars.... the carbon in our bodies is from stars dying and exploding.... (I won't pretend you didn't know that already, I know you're smarterer than me. )

I knowww

Jaysus lads last time I try to be funny

Grayson

Bet the "ecologist" was a mormon. they love that shyte.

I can understand why scientolgists get laughed at, but I can't understand why mormons aren't ridiculed more often. Even by religious standards it just plain silly.

danniemcq

Duggy747 wrote: »

I think he watched Prometheus a bit too much.

stupid movie is stupid

hey look new alien species i'll touch it (biologist)
crap we're lost (map guy with all the maps and fancy mapping equipment)

andy why didn't she

sidestep at the fecking end instead of running in a straight line

Thats a sequel I hope never comes out

folan

bluewolf wrote: »

I knowww

Jaysus lads last time I try to be funny

how i wish that were true

Baked.noodle

isn't this basically Scientology?

minidazzler

bluewolf wrote: »

I knowww

Jaysus lads last time I try to be funny

Promise? ...... :P

danniemcq

bluewolf wrote: »

I knowww

Jaysus lads last time I try to be funny

sorry bluey if it makes you feel better i did giggle a bit

Aglomerado

In other news, Hitler causes cancer.

GLaDOS

I would refute it, but that would be giving credit to the article

Dravokivich

danniemcq wrote: »

andy why didn't she

sidestep at the fecking end instead of running in a straight line

In fairness that happens in a tonne of movies.

Cee-Jay-Cee

If the article is correct and I firmly believe it is then I want to go home...wherever that may be.

dr strangelove

<tsk> Aliens, coming here and taking our jobs and mating with our wimmins.......

HansHolzel

dr strangelove wrote: »

<tsk> Aliens, coming here and taking our jobs and mating with our wimmins.......

and drinking our beer

kiffer

Aglomerado wrote: »

In other news, Hitler causes cancer.

You mean lack of Hitler...
try and find someone with the surname Hitler... none.
then try to find people with cancer... loads.

ipso facto, no Hitlers, more cancer.

c_man

Prometheus is class. Sure it has some issues, but I enjoyed it.

Ergo I'm from outer space.

c_man

Aglomerado wrote: »

In other news, Hitler causes cancer.

I remember seeing an Outer Limits with a trial on an alien ship, in the end they find yer man guilty but decide to banish him to a nearby primitive world. At the end one of the judges says "Sure what difference could one man make?" when challenged about introducing him to a different culture. Turns out the guilty party turned into Hitler!
Based on a true story.

HansHolzel

kiffer wrote: »

You mean lack of Hitler...
try and find someone with the surname Hitler... none.
then try to find people with cancer... loads.

ipso facto, no Hitlers, more cancer.

You might try "Hitlar", as somebody recently spelled it on another thread.

How (on EARTH) could someone spell HIS name wrong?

HansHolzel

c_man wrote: »

I remember seeing an Outer Limits ... At the end one of the judges says "Sure what difference could one man make?"

The alien judge was Irish?

But didn't Whitley Strieber have aliens actually speaking Irish?

Ah, there's hope for the auld tongue yet.

MarkR

You know how sometimes you bite the inside of your own cheek? Aliens.

Duggy747

danniemcq wrote: »

stupid movie is stupid

hey look new alien species i'll touch it (biologist)
crap we're lost (map guy with all the maps and fancy mapping equipment)

andy why didn't she

sidestep at the fecking end instead of running in a straight line

Thats a sequel I hope never comes out

A movie made by professionals but written by a child. Edited so badly that a character dies (guy gets axe in back by mutant Fifield), then appears later in the film fine (standing outside old man Weyland's room when Theron goes to talk to him), and then vanishes again when they try to talk to the alien.

suicide_circus

Links234 wrote: »

I wish people would stop linking to the daily mail

agreed, we need to switch to the Weekly World News

http://weeklyworldnews.com/aliens/26535/alien-spaceships-to-attack-earth-in-2013/

gw80

think I read somwhere poeple have bad backs because we did,nt originally walk upright witch makes much more sense than we came from another planet,

Also birds dont fly as soon as they hatch, they have to wait till there feathers come in and they have to learn how to fly by practicing the same as humans have to learn to walk upright. its an evolutionary learned trait.

Seachmall

HansHolzel wrote: »

How (on EARTH) could someone spell HIS name wrong?

Did you just capitalise "HIS" as a marker of respect the same way religious folk capitalise the "H" of "him" when referring to God?


Not cool dude. My great grandfather, Muxanoni III of Astreon B, died in WWII after his ship was shot down by the Nazis.

Aglomerado

Seachmall wrote: »

Did you just capitalise "HIS" as a marker of respect the same way religious folk capitalise the "H" of "him" when referring to God?


Not cool dude. My great grandfather, Muxanoni III of Astreon B, died in WWII after his ship was shot down by the Nazis.

He did Nazi that coming.

/* gets coat

Aglomerado

kiffer wrote: »

You mean lack of Hitler...
try and find someone with the surname Hitler... none.
then try to find people with cancer... loads.

ipso facto, no Hitlers, more cancer.

What about houses/ cats/ kettles that look like Hitler?

gw80

Seachmall wrote: »

Did you just capitalise "HIS" as a marker of respect the same way religious folk capitalise the "H" of "him" when referring to God?


Not cool dude. My great grandfather, Muxanoni III of Astreon B, died in WWII after his ship was shot down by the Nazis.

A flying ship no less

HansHolzel

Aglomerado wrote: »

What about houses/ cats/ kettles that look like Hitler?

Priests on craggy islands?

Male Sindo columnists called Harris?

HansHolzel

House that looks like Hitler

http://www.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/29/article-1371091-0B62B82400000578-120_468x412.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1371091/&h=412&w=468&sz=46&tbnid=Uwzu4FwjHG38oM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=102&zoom=1&usg=__zeXvCb0ma3tMLKQeStiyugRuwHc=&docid=cAWONaIE8cCs9M&sa=X&ei=AgKGUrL5JYeB7Qbd5IGoCw&sqi=2&ved=0CDQQ9QEwAw

Source: yeah, the Daily Mail

Mr.McLovin

Links234 wrote: »

I wish people would stop linking to the daily mail

After Hours is the Daily Mail equivalent on boards to be fair

kiffer

Aglomerado wrote: »

What about houses/ cats/ kettles that look like Hitler?

Only reason that not everyone has cancer... obviously.
Do I have to teach you the basics of cancer science?
These Hitler residuals help fight cancer.

ScumLord

gw80 wrote: »

think I read somwhere poeple have bad backs because we did,nt originally walk upright witch makes much more sense than we came from another planet,

Humans have bad backs because of their lifestyles. We evolved as a long distance hunter, we're designed to be on the move and traversing great distances. The mechanics of our spine is amazing when it comes to running and not suited to sitting around all day.


God I love/hate ancient aliens so much. I always watch it but it's one of those shows that I can't sit down watching, at times I'm literally jumping up and down on the spot screaming at the screen.

They start out by introducing a theory and by the end of the episode it's presented as fact based on snippets of information spanning millennia.

Fox_In_Socks

HansHolzel wrote: »

You might try "Hitlar", as somebody recently spelled it on another thread.

How (on EARTH) could someone spell HIS name wrong?

Nostradamus spelt it "Hister". And was from Earth.:pac: