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Ladies and gentlemen, Yore Mas is now open under new management

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Ffs lads!!!

    I work late one night and come back to light girly beer and feckin broccoli sammiches!!

    Da fuq is going on Zaph??


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It's alright la, I'll have a smithwicks when the barman is back.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Phew whoops! I thought you were going all healthy on me there :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,641 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Long weekend deserves a long glass.
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    Also of note on this day, Ireland is placed 7th in ranking on Global Gender Gap Report 2013. I for one am not surprised, I've always held the belief that all wimmins make equally fine sammiches irrespective of what kind of wimmins they are. In celebration of all wimmins being global I suggest...Beer!
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    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Ffs lads!!!

    I work late one night and come back to light girly beer and feckin broccoli sammiches!!

    Da fuq is going on Zaph??

    I for one welcome our new beer maids, in all of their girly glory:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    I for one welcome our new beer maids, in all of their girly glory:D

    That's cos you is a girl :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    That's cos you is a girl :p

    Ah you're just jealous coz you don't have jugs like these and have to settle for pint glasses instead:D

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,765 ✭✭✭P.C.


    DenMan wrote: »
    Thanks! Nice!!! Where are ya?

    *sips lovely pint*


    Portugal.

    Lovely :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Sick again! Hot toddy me please :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Sick again! Hot toddy me please :)

    Tisch, the things I have to do round here; bleddin Mammy I am:P

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Tisch, the things I have to do round here; bleddin Mammy I am:P

    Will ya give over I'm well sick I am :(:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Will ya give over I'm well sick I am :(:p

    You've been sicker than a small hospital lately......

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    What gives..?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Will ya give over I'm well sick I am :(:p

    Well if you didn't go out all weekend cavorting and what not you wouldn't be in this state now:( humph :D
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Chest infection
    sinus infection
    ear infection
    throat infection

    I haven't been out :( pay day isn't til Friday :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Dr. Tom prescribes:

    PJ's, duvet wrap,
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    with a shot of JD, take in a match or two and lots of sleepies......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Done and done and worse :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Done and done and worse :(

    Hope you're on the mend now Princess Lala

    Happy Friday all- in case you're not aware, it's beer time:D

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,641 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


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    I've quality tested these for ya. The second one is my favourite, it smells like...like...BEER!

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Stir those up good OG....:P

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    I feel ruff........:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    I has laryngitis now :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,584 ✭✭✭✭Steve


    I has laryngitis now :(

    Aw, ya poor thing. :(

    Is there anything left of you that is still working?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    My hands are still cutting some amazing hair :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,584 ✭✭✭✭Steve


    That's positive :)

    You need to preserve them... alcohol is good for that. I suggest applying some from the inside, might also help your other ailments :D

    Try one of these:

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    p.s., for the brothers only, google imaging hot jameson leads to unexpected results - well worth it...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    I googled hot toddy and was amazed at the results :)

    By god if I don't have a voice for tomorrow ill just give up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,584 ✭✭✭✭Steve


    You need a voice to cut hair? :D

    All part of the service I suppose.. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Dont even have a whisper lol :)

    Of course I need a voice to cut hair I need to ask what they want


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    My beer gut is receding, is that a bad thing?:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    My beer gut is receding, is that a bad thing?:P

    Yes :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,765 ✭✭✭P.C.


    My beer gut is receding, is that a bad thing?:P


    It is dreadfull. :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Ah lads more sicks!! Beers all round thanks :)


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