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Farming Chit Chat III

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  • #1472
    Dampintheattic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 839 ✭✭✭Dampintheattic


    delaval wrote: »
    I'll be lighting the sky with them next week anyway. Held a soft launch last night to see if they were duds and they're good to go

    Good man. The "Nidge", type characters of this Republic, make a nice little earner from importing and distributing these illegal devices. Your support us greatly appreciated, and the profits recycled into other parts of their businesses. No prizes for guessing what that is.
    Same characters made a nice few quid, from importing angel dust, when there were enough customers, to make it worthwhile.
    Enjoy your night show, and I'm sure one or two little lads in your adoring audience, will go on to emulate your example in future.
    Nidge's young skanger, will be happy to oblige on the supply side.


  • #1473
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Bizzum wrote: »
    It's as good as my russian, polish, sanskrit and urdu for that matter!

    Anteeksi. Yksi kieli ei ikinä riitä, Täytyy harjoitella enemmän Ranskalainen

    Onnea!

    ;)


  • #1474
    maxxuumman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭maxxuumman


    EpicPothole wrote: »
    I brought a stash load of fireworks down to my sister who is married in cork. Cruising down the road just south of cork city and the cops were doing random checks for tax etc. They took a liking to me and asked me to open the boot...... the ****ers took over £200 sterling worth of rockets off me. Felt violated. They probably used them themselves....

    That cop will probably put on a show like our neighboring cop does every year. He always has the best fireworks around.


  • #1475
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Anteeksi. Yksi kieli ei ikinä riitä, Täytyy harjoitella enemmän Ranskalainen

    Onnea!

    ;)

    No problem. Have yourself washed and smelling good :-)


  • #1476
    EpicPothole
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 52 ✭✭EpicPothole


    Dampintheattic wrote: »
    Pity they didn't confiscate the car as well:eek:
    Those stupid fuookin things, have left some serious injuries behind, never mind all the animals they have spooked.
    Should be a mega fine for anybody caught transporting, selling or using them.

    Jesus lads. Ye are some crowd of holy joes. I was going to give them to a responsible adult. I bought them legally. And admit I shouldn't have brought them south of the border.
    And why would they take the car off me! FFS


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  • #1477
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    maxxuumman wrote: »
    That cop will probably put on a show like our neighboring cop does every year. He always has the best fireworks around.

    My dad in law is a guard and when he used to go back to the barrack in the even, him and his fellow custodians used divvy out what fireworks they had confiscated and take them home for their own use.


  • #1478
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    whelan1 wrote: »
    are they for you or the kids?

    Mmmmmmm???


  • #1479
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    Dampintheattic wrote: »
    Good man. The "Nidge", type characters of this Republic, make a nice little earner from importing and distributing these illegal devices. Your support us greatly appreciated, and the profits recycled into other parts of their businesses. No prizes for guessing what that is.
    Same characters made a nice few quid, from importing angel dust, when there were enough customers, to make it worthwhile.
    Enjoy your night show, and I'm sure one or two little lads in your adoring audience, will go on to emulate your example in future.
    Nidge's young skanger, will be happy to oblige on the supply side.

    Well if I can't use them I might aswell set fire to them


  • #1480
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    Off the the macra rally dressed in a cow onesy. Just cause its in the pattern of a Friesian doesnt mean i like them :D


  • #1481
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    jersey101 wrote: »
    Off the the macra rally dressed in a cow onesy. Just cause its in the pattern of a Friesian doesnt mean i like them :D

    Careful no one lifts your tail


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  • #1482
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    jersey101 wrote: »
    Off the the macra rally dressed in a cow onesy. Just cause its in the pattern of a Friesian doesnt mean i like them :D

    Would ya not hang the tackle out and go as a bull? :-)


  • #1483
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    Bizzum wrote: »
    Would ya not hang the tackle out and go as a bull? :-)

    them macra ones are hungry enough :D Could get meself into trouble ha


  • #1484
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    jersey101 wrote: »
    them macra ones are hungry enough :D Could get meself into trouble ha

    I remember going to macra outings. Some of the wildest sessions I've ever been to. But alas I'm at the stage now where I have to go to a wedding tomorrow and I'm not looking forward to getting pished! I never thought it'd come to this. .....


  • #1485
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    I remember going to macra outings. Some of the wildest sessions I've ever been to. But alas I'm at the stage now where I have to go to a wedding tomorrow and I'm not looking forward to getting pished! I never thought it'd come to this. .....

    Bull**** you'll love getting loaded it sobering up that's the hard bit


  • #1486
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    Heading out now for a barrel of beer, celebrate my birthday.

    No milking tomorrow


  • #1487
    1chippy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,716 ✭✭✭1chippy


    I started clipping weanlings and cows this year. Question is how far past the shoulder or down the rump should be clipped or basically what's good clipping practice


  • #1488
    iverjohnston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,242 ✭✭✭iverjohnston


    EpicPothole wrote: »
    Jesus lads. Ye are some crowd of holy joes. I was going to give them to a responsible adult. I bought them legally. And admit I shouldn't have brought them south of the border.
    And why would they take the car off me! FFS

    Bought a secondhand jeep three years ago from a fellow who would be familiar with a lot of the roads between Clones and Cullaville :D
    About a year ago the welded in platform that covers in the rear foot well came loose, there were 5 boxes of "Black Cat" bangers under it! If they all went off at the one time, probably would have cut the jeep in half..................


  • #1489
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    delaval wrote: »
    Heading out now for a barrel of beer, celebrate my birthday.

    No milking tomorrow

    i have to get bladdered, get home, and milk :O


  • #1490
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    jersey101 wrote: »
    i have to get bladdered, get home, and milk :O

    You left one thing out. My old man used to tell us to be in bed early and home to milk!!!


  • #1491
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    delaval wrote: »
    Bull**** you'll love getting loaded it sobering up that's the hard bit

    Yeah, I suppose its the hangover I'm thinking of. When I was gree and single and no kids, I didn't even consider the day after. I just went flat out on the beer....


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  • #1492
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    Yeah, I suppose its the hangover I'm thinking of. When I was gree and single and no kids, I didn't even consider the day after. I just went flat out on the beer....

    when your usually up and on the go early the following morning it keeps the drinking in check. had only half dozen G&T's last saturday night even though everyone else was having a serious session. got to bed at 5 and put alarm on for 8 to go, feckin lads were still up drinking when I was leaving:), so much for being self employed


  • #1493
    td5man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    iverjohnston wrote: »
    Bought a secondhand jeep three years ago from a fellow who would be familiar with a lot of the roads between Clones and Cullaville :D
    About a year ago the welded in platform that covers in the rear foot well came loose, there were 5 boxes of "Black Cat" bangers under it! If they all went off at the one time, probably would have cut the jeep in half..................
    They're fit for anything round there.
    I did the groundworks for a house in crossmaglen, the man that owned the site said not to worry about leaving machines on the site "no one will touch them in my field".
    There also used to be a neighbour of whelan1's that passed our house 2or3 nights a week very late with a car in front clearing the way.


  • #1494
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    delaval wrote: »
    You left one thing out. My old man used to tell us to be in bed early and home to milk!!!

    dont go to bed. come home at 6 and milk then :D


  • #1495
    jomoloney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 859 ✭✭✭jomoloney


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Anteeksi. Yksi kieli ei ikinä riitä, Täytyy harjoitella enemmän Ranskalainen

    Onnea!

    ;)


    Kuinka monta kieltä Suomessa?


  • #1496
    Conmaicne Mara
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭Conmaicne Mara


    delaval wrote: »
    Heading out now for a barrel of beer, celebrate my birthday.

    No milking tomorrow

    Happy birthday :)


  • #1497
    whelan1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    delaval wrote: »
    Heading out now for a barrel of beer, celebrate my birthday.

    No milking tomorrow
    over or under 40 ????????????????


  • #1498
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    whelan1 wrote: »
    over or under 40 ????????????????

    are you interested whelan? dont think he has any sheds to wash so you maybe disappointed


  • #1499
    Muckit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,171 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    These are the lads you'd want after wild cattle :D:D



  • #1500
    fredweena
    Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭fredweena


    Last year some idiot let off a load of fireworks near a field of racehorses and they all broke out and headed down the road. As they passed down, every horse on the road charged out to join them. Was like the wild west. Fair spooky as we could hear the horses but not see them. Every neighbour spent half the night in a round up.


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  • #1501
    fredweena
    Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭fredweena


    Muckit wrote: »
    These are the lads you'd want after wild cattle :D:D


    That's one way to make sh1t of a good horse.


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