Stupid dog!

[Deleted User] · 2013-10-20 20:45:45

My dog has recently developed a habit of chasing the front wheel of my bicycle when I go for a ride, today he caught it! He now has a big cut on his face. :rolleyes: Stupid mutt! Anyone else got a stupid dog?

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#32 20-10-2013 10:44PM

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In fairness your dog is only stupid if he does it a second time

I own a wolf rather than a dog. Imported from the US. Sometimes I fear he might actually be smarter than I am in some things. He - knows stuff. You can just tell.

I want to see!

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#33 20-10-2013 10:49PM

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Lucyfur wrote: »

My dog ate the decorations off the Christmas tree and sh1t tinsel for weeks

You can't polish a turd...

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#34 20-10-2013 10:50PM

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Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I want to see!

There are all kinds of advances being made in sight restoration biology as we speak - - - -

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#35 20-10-2013 10:52PM

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There are all kinds of advances being made in sight restoration biology as we speak - - - -

http://calitreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Jim-Carrey-Smartass.jpg

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#36 20-10-2013 10:53PM

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My dog has recently developed a habit of chasing the front wheel of my bicycle when I go for a ride, today he caught it! He now has a big cut on his face. :rolleyes:

Stupid mutt!

Anyone else got a stupid dog?

It's time.

It's time to make dog burgers.

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#37 20-10-2013 10:54PM

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petrolcan wrote: »

You can't polish a turd...

You can, but it's still a turd.

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#38 20-10-2013 10:55PM

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Ihatecuddles wrote: »

http://calitreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Jim-Carrey-Smartass.jpg

I try

Alas being an illegal hound I try to avoid putting pictures of him on the net.

I sourced him after reading a book about a guy who had pretty much the same breed-mix. So if you wanna know what he looks like just google "The philosopher and the wolf"

Sorry about the smart ass deflection of the seeing him - but come on - its after hours - its expected

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#39 20-10-2013 10:56PM

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My dog is having a good laugh reading this thread about all the stupid dogs.

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#40 20-10-2013 10:57PM

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I try

Alas being an illegal hound I try to avoid putting pictures of him on the net.

I sourced him after reading a book about a guy who had pretty much the same breed-mix. So if you wanna know what he looks like just google "The philosopher and the wolf"

Sorry about the smart ass deflection of the seeing him - but come on - its after hours - its expected

I expect nothing less

Wow, he looks amazing!!

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#41 20-10-2013 10:59PM

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The Backwards Man wrote: »

My dog is having a good laugh reading this thread about all the stupid dogs.

That's the funniest thing I've read here in ages

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#42 20-10-2013 11:02PM

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My dogs are very intelligent thankfully
One is completely bonkers, but still smart

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#43 20-10-2013 11:04PM

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Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I expect nothing less

Wow, he looks amazing!!

You would not regret reading the book either. They are an amazing animal to live with.

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#44 20-10-2013 11:05PM

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In fairness your dog is only stupid if he does it a second time

I own a wolf rather than a dog. Imported from the US. Sometimes I fear he might actually be smarter than I am in some things. He - knows stuff. You can just tell.

This IS the second time, last time I ran over his nose....

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#45 20-10-2013 11:10PM

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This little fecker goes mad if anything is moved the slightest bit in the back garden,he will bark at it for hours! Ive had to stop buying footballs for around the house aswell :mad:

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#46 20-10-2013 11:15PM

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Thatdoesnt looksafe tome AHHHHHHH wrote: »

This little fecker goes mad if anything is moved the slightest bit in the back garden,he will bark at it for hours! Ive had to stop buying footballs for around the house aswell :mad:

ahh he's adorable!!!

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#47 20-10-2013 11:19PM

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This IS the second time, last time I ran over his nose....

"How does he smell?"

"Feckin' awful"

Ba-dum-tish

\coat.

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#48 20-10-2013 11:22PM

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cml387 wrote: »

Your dog disassembled the vacuum cleaner? Boss.

Nah, Dyson.

Specialun wrote: »

What is he?

A big hairy mongrel bastard.

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I sourced him after reading a book about a guy who had pretty much the same breed-mix. So if you wanna know what he looks like just google "The philosopher and the wolf"

Well... that doggie was far more malumute husky and dog than wolf. His build is/was all wrong, save for his tail. As was his behavior. Maybe some wolf blood, but very low content.

And the problem I have with that whole story is the idea that having a wolf, or high content wolfdog is something to be sought as a Good Thing(tm). It's not. On soooo many levels. Most of all for the animal itself. And us. Seek ones own ideas of some pure and wild Shangri la if you will, but leave the notions of the wild wolf in the wild, where they belong, happy among their own, ever suspicious of outsiders, especially people and for good reason.

They should be out there, reminding us of what to be truly wild means, what it was we came from and should be mindful of, even in our cosy suburbia. That difference makes us both better, trying to meld the two diminishes us both. Look to our doggies instead, the wolf who came in from the wild.

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#49 20-10-2013 11:25PM

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Lucyfur wrote: »

My dog ate the decorations off the Christmas tree and sh1t tinsel for weeks

At least he didn't get tinselitis

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#50 20-10-2013 11:27PM

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antodeco wrote: »

At least he didn't get tinselitis

:D Kudos sir, kudos.

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#51 20-10-2013 11:30PM

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Dogs aren't stupid, bet you never saw a dog step in a human shít

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#52 20-10-2013 11:49PM

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Got a rescue Canary last week, she's a lovely little thing, barely any feathers on her but she's otherwise fine and starting to settle in her new home. Introduced her to dog and dog is mystified/insanely jealous/wants to eat her. We all just settled down for the night but dog will not go into her bed and is prancing around like she's got a bug up her arse for the want to go in and spend another hour sitting beneath cage staring hypnotically at the chirpy thing in it. (she's not stupid though, she's a pretty smart madra all the same)

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#53 20-10-2013 11:52PM

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Wibbs wrote: »

And the problem I have with that whole story is the idea that having a wolf, or high content wolfdog is something to be sought as a Good Thing(tm). It's not.

I do not think the book gave off the impression - explicit or implicit - that it is. Quite the opposite in fact. And my experience is no different. In and of itself. The frame of mind and the life changes you have to make to accommodate something like it - might even surprise someone as clearly knowledgeable as yourself.

But given our conversation on this subject some time ago I am tickled that I made the post above knowing you would show up. It is nice to know you are still out there I have seen your "Thanks" on a lot of posts I have made and a lot of posts I wish I had made. I am starting to feel like a fan of yours

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#54 21-10-2013 12:06AM

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smee again wrote: »

Dogs aren't stupid, bet you never saw a dog step in a human shít

Heh. You remind me of a Daniel Dennet quote. "How clever was it - evolutionary speaking - for sheep to acquire shepherds?"

A sentence that will mess with your mind - if you think about it long enough

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#55 21-10-2013 12:09AM

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Lucyfur wrote: »

My dog ate the decorations off the Christmas tree and sh1t tinsel for weeks

There's a christmas hit in there somewhere.

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#56 21-10-2013 12:19AM

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smee again wrote: »

Dogs aren't stupid, bet you never saw a dog step in a human shít

No but they wil make lunch from it!!!!!

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#57 21-10-2013 08:49PM

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My old Cairn Terrier used to roll around in horsehi1t till he was green all over and come back to the house 20 doors away just to shake it off.

Bless him, the poor thing went blind and used to misjudge the corners and donk off our pillar. I laughed my arss off at the time but hey, i was 12!

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#58 21-10-2013 09:27PM

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My new puppy strutted up and down the garden this afternoon, letting out serious woofs at the dog next door, like a boss......... When I went inside and shut the door on him, he whimpered like baby for an hour. Total wuss and now the dog next door owns him forever.

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#59 21-10-2013 09:29PM

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A good way to see how stupid your dog is...throw a blanket on his head and see how long it takes him to get it off. Any longer than a few seconds and he's dumb as ****.

My dog stood there with the blanket on until I took it off.

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#60 21-10-2013 09:31PM

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My dog used to go crazy chasing my football, drove me and my mates mad for years.
Eventually, just to piss him off, I kicked the ball up into this big conker tree outside.

Now every summer evening when my mates come over the dog goes out into the garden and barks at this great big oak we have.

Stupid dog, barking up the wrong tree.

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#61 21-10-2013 09:44PM

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My female dog scrunches her furry bed up in a ball and humps it like crazy.
Totally confused....

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