Stupid dog!

20-10-2013 09:45PM #1

My dog has recently developed a habit of chasing the front wheel of my bicycle when I go for a ride, today he caught it! He now has a big cut on his face. :rolleyes:

Stupid mutt!

Anyone else got a stupid dog?

Ten of Swords · 20-10-2013 09:50PM

Was the bike OK?

Specialun · 20-10-2013 09:52PM

Poor doggie

Sulla Felix · 20-10-2013 09:52PM

Stupid dolan, not training the dog properly.

MurdyWurdy · 20-10-2013 09:53PM

Our cat likes to bring us in "presents" that are still alive, set them free and then forget about them and go for a snooze on the couch instead.

He is very "special"

Muise... · 20-10-2013 09:54PM

I had a cat who once bit a wasp. Does that count?

Seachmall · 20-10-2013 09:54PM

My dog ran into a glass door not too long ago. Funniest thing I'd seen in a while.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 20-10-2013 09:54PM

A dog chased me on a bike once, but we just took the bike off him -never happened again.

Mariasofia · 20-10-2013 09:55PM

MurdyWurdy wrote: »

Our cat likes to bring us in "presents" that are still alive, set them free and then forget about them and go for a snooze on the couch instead.

He is very "special"

Thats nice(said in Mrs browns voice) but the thread is about dogs....

MurdyWurdy · 20-10-2013 09:57PM

Mariasofia wrote: »

Thats nice(said in Mrs browns voice) but the thread is about dogs....

Who made you the thread police? I'm not the only one to post about a cat either. Jesus Christ.

Specialun · 20-10-2013 10:00PM

MurdyWurdy wrote: »

Who made you the thread police? I'm not the only one to post about a cat either. Jesus Christ.

Sorry thread isnt about jesus christ either

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 20-10-2013 10:01PM

My dog can only count to five.

Ihatecuddles-old · 20-10-2013 10:01PM

Specialun wrote: »

Sorry thread isnt about jesus christ either

Beat me to it!!

SpaceTime · 20-10-2013 10:03PM

MurdyWurdy wrote: »

Our cat likes to bring us in "presents" that are still alive, set them free and then forget about them and go for a snooze on the couch instead.

He is very "special"

Ours goes through phases of that. The only difference is he presents them live and gets incredibly excited about it! Rubbing up against you and purring like crazy and acting totally confused at your reaction to a slightly maimed mouse.

cml387 · 20-10-2013 10:04PM

Our pup is assembling the largest twig collection in western Europe in the kitchen.

MickeyShtyles · 20-10-2013 10:05PM

My dog barks at rain..... She'll go outside is the pissins of rain and bark!

Specialun · 20-10-2013 10:07PM

My dog is asleep on the couch

I was laughing at live at the apollo,she just woke up and threw me a dirty look as to say " will ya shut the fcuk up yeah"

20-10-2013 10:08PM

MickeyShtyles wrote: »

My dog barks at rain..... She'll go outside is the pissins of rain and bark!

She sounds awesome

cml387 · 20-10-2013 10:12PM

George barked at an aeroplane going overhead.

Mariasofia · 20-10-2013 10:14PM

MurdyWurdy wrote: »

Who made you the thread police? I'm not the only one to post about a cat either. Jesus Christ.

Was a joke.....chill:)!

Wibbs · 20-10-2013 10:21PM

My dog ate my last laptop. No really. He was crapping keys for a few days afterwards. Probably trying to spell out "fcuk you monkeyboy". Then he took a vacuum cleaner apart. Vacuum cleaners are monsters that must be killed. As far as dogs are concerned anyway. So it seems are DVD cases, rugs and anything made from wickerwork. On the flip side he refuses to go for a walk in the pissing rain, so that's a bonus.

Specialun · 20-10-2013 10:25PM

Wibbs wrote: »

My dog ate my last laptop. No really. He was crapping keys for a few days afterwards. Probably trying to spell out "fcuk you monkeyboy". Then he took a vacuum cleaner apart. Vacuum cleaners are monsters that must be killed. As far as dogs are concerned anyway. So it seems are DVD cases, rugs and anything made from wickerwork. On the flip side he refuses to go for a walk in the pissing rain, so that's a bonus.

What is he?

Rasheed · 20-10-2013 10:26PM

My dog got afraid of the puppy sounds on love hate so he's up on the bed cuddling in to me. He's a fecking collie but is afraid of his shadow.

20-10-2013 10:27PM

Specialun wrote: »

What is he?

A dog. Duh.

cml387 · 20-10-2013 10:29PM

Wibbs wrote: »

My dog ate my last laptop. No really. He was crapping keys for a few days afterwards. Probably trying to spell out "fcuk you monkeyboy". Then he took a vacuum cleaner apart. Vacuum cleaners are monsters that must be killed. As far as dogs are concerned anyway. So it seems are DVD cases, rugs and anything made from wickerwork. On the flip side he refuses to go for a walk in the pissing rain, so that's a bonus.

Your dog disassembled the vacuum cleaner? Boss.

Muise... · 20-10-2013 10:29PM

cml387 wrote: »

George barked at an aeroplane going overhead.

"Woof", said Faherty.

Specialun · 20-10-2013 10:30PM

Deleted User wrote: »

A dog. Duh.

Let myself open for that 1 i spose

Lucyfur · 20-10-2013 10:31PM

My dog ate the decorations off the Christmas tree and sh1t tinsel for weeks

RikkFlair · 20-10-2013 10:35PM

My dog used to try and have "relations" with the cat, it didn't bother him that the cat is also a male. I think he has a booty call lined up somewhere now as he leaves the poor cat alone :pac:

Specialun · 20-10-2013 10:36PM

RikkFlair wrote: »

My dog used to try and have "relations" with the cat, it didn't bother him that the cat is also a male. I think he has a booty call lined up somewhere now as he leaves the poor cat alone :pac:

Dont hate the playa hate the game

20-10-2013 10:38PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Anyone else got a stupid dog?

In fairness your dog is only stupid if he does it a second time

I own a wolf rather than a dog. Imported from the US. Sometimes I fear he might actually be smarter than I am in some things. He - knows stuff. You can just tell.

Stupid dog!

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