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Stupid dog!

  • 20-10-2013 8:45pm
    #1
    [Deleted User]
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    My dog has recently developed a habit of chasing the front wheel of my bicycle when I go for a ride, today he caught it! He now has a big cut on his face. :rolleyes:

    Stupid mutt!

    Anyone else got a stupid dog?


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  • #2
    Ten of Swords
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,381 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ten of Swords


    Was the bike OK?

    Moderator: Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender, Vegan & Vegetarian

    Category Moderator: Social & Fun



  • #3
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Poor doggie


  • #4
    Sulla Felix
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    Stupid dolan, not training the dog properly. :p


  • #5
    MurdyWurdy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭MurdyWurdy


    Our cat likes to bring us in "presents" that are still alive, set them free and then forget about them and go for a snooze on the couch instead.

    He is very "special" :)


  • #6
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    I had a cat who once bit a wasp. Does that count?


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  • #7
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    My dog ran into a glass door not too long ago. Funniest thing I'd seen in a while.


  • #8
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    A dog chased me on a bike once, but we just took the bike off him -never happened again.


  • #9
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    MurdyWurdy wrote: »
    Our cat likes to bring us in "presents" that are still alive, set them free and then forget about them and go for a snooze on the couch instead.

    He is very "special" :)

    Thats nice(said in Mrs browns voice) but the thread is about dogs....


  • #10
    MurdyWurdy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭MurdyWurdy


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Thats nice(said in Mrs browns voice) but the thread is about dogs....

    Who made you the thread police? I'm not the only one to post about a cat either. Jesus Christ.


  • #11
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    MurdyWurdy wrote: »
    Who made you the thread police? I'm not the only one to post about a cat either. Jesus Christ.

    Sorry thread isnt about jesus christ either


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  • #12
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    My dog can only count to five.


  • #13
    Ihatecuddles-old
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    Specialun wrote: »
    Sorry thread isnt about jesus christ either

    Beat me to it!!


  • #14
    SpaceTime
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    MurdyWurdy wrote: »
    Our cat likes to bring us in "presents" that are still alive, set them free and then forget about them and go for a snooze on the couch instead.

    He is very "special" :)

    Ours goes through phases of that. The only difference is he presents them live and gets incredibly excited about it! Rubbing up against you and purring like crazy and acting totally confused at your reaction to a slightly maimed mouse.


  • #15
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,644 ✭✭✭cml387


    Our pup is assembling the largest twig collection in western Europe in the kitchen.


  • #16
    MickeyShtyles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,371 ✭✭✭MickeyShtyles


    My dog barks at rain..... She'll go outside is the pissins of rain and bark!


  • #17
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    My dog is asleep on the couch

    I was laughing at live at the apollo,she just woke up and threw me a dirty look as to say " will ya shut the fcuk up yeah"


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    MickeyShtyles wrote: »
    My dog barks at rain..... She'll go outside is the pissins of rain and bark!

    She sounds awesome :D


  • #19
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,644 ✭✭✭cml387


    George barked at an aeroplane going overhead.


  • #20
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    MurdyWurdy wrote: »
    Who made you the thread police? I'm not the only one to post about a cat either. Jesus Christ.

    Was a joke.....chill:)!


  • #21
    Wibbs
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    My dog ate my last laptop. No really. He was crapping keys for a few days afterwards. Probably trying to spell out "fcuk you monkeyboy". Then he took a vacuum cleaner apart. Vacuum cleaners are monsters that must be killed. As far as dogs are concerned anyway. So it seems are DVD cases, rugs and anything made from wickerwork. On the flip side he refuses to go for a walk in the pissing rain, so that's a bonus.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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  • #22
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Wibbs wrote: »
    My dog ate my last laptop. No really. He was crapping keys for a few days afterwards. Probably trying to spell out "fcuk you monkeyboy". Then he took a vacuum cleaner apart. Vacuum cleaners are monsters that must be killed. As far as dogs are concerned anyway. So it seems are DVD cases, rugs and anything made from wickerwork. On the flip side he refuses to go for a walk in the pissing rain, so that's a bonus.

    What is he?


  • #23
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    My dog got afraid of the puppy sounds on love hate so he's up on the bed cuddling in to me. He's a fecking collie but is afraid of his shadow.


  • #24
    [Deleted User]
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    Specialun wrote: »
    What is he?

    A dog. Duh.


  • #25
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,644 ✭✭✭cml387


    Wibbs wrote: »
    My dog ate my last laptop. No really. He was crapping keys for a few days afterwards. Probably trying to spell out "fcuk you monkeyboy". Then he took a vacuum cleaner apart. Vacuum cleaners are monsters that must be killed. As far as dogs are concerned anyway. So it seems are DVD cases, rugs and anything made from wickerwork. On the flip side he refuses to go for a walk in the pissing rain, so that's a bonus.


    Your dog disassembled the vacuum cleaner? Boss.


  • #26
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    cml387 wrote: »
    George barked at an aeroplane going overhead.

    "Woof", said Faherty.


  • #27
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Deleted User wrote: »
    A dog. Duh.



    Let myself open for that 1 i spose


  • #28
    Lucyfur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,513 ✭✭✭✭Lucyfur


    My dog ate the decorations off the Christmas tree and sh1t tinsel for weeks :(


  • #29
    RikkFlair
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    My dog used to try and have "relations" with the cat, it didn't bother him that the cat is also a male. I think he has a booty call lined up somewhere now as he leaves the poor cat alone :pac:


  • #30
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    RikkFlair wrote: »
    My dog used to try and have "relations" with the cat, it didn't bother him that the cat is also a male. I think he has a booty call lined up somewhere now as he leaves the poor cat alone :pac:


    Dont hate the playa hate the game


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  • #31
    [Deleted User]
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Anyone else got a stupid dog?

    In fairness your dog is only stupid if he does it a second time :)

    I own a wolf rather than a dog. Imported from the US. Sometimes I fear he might actually be smarter than I am in some things. He - knows stuff. You can just tell.


  • #32
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Deleted User wrote: »
    In fairness your dog is only stupid if he does it a second time :)

    I own a wolf rather than a dog. Imported from the US. Sometimes I fear he might actually be smarter than I am in some things. He - knows stuff. You can just tell.

    I want to see!


  • #33
    petrolcan
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    Lucyfur wrote: »
    My dog ate the decorations off the Christmas tree and sh1t tinsel for weeks :(

    You can't polish a turd...


  • #34
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    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    I want to see!

    There are all kinds of advances being made in sight restoration biology as we speak - - - - :confused:


  • #35
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Deleted User wrote: »
    There are all kinds of advances being made in sight restoration biology as we speak - - - - :confused:

    http://calitreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Jim-Carrey-Smartass.jpg


  • #36
    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    Deleted User wrote: »
    My dog has recently developed a habit of chasing the front wheel of my bicycle when I go for a ride, today he caught it! He now has a big cut on his face. :rolleyes:

    Stupid mutt!

    Anyone else got a stupid dog?

    It's time.

    It's time to make dog burgers.


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  • #37
    Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    petrolcan wrote: »
    You can't polish a turd...

    You can, but it's still a turd.


  • #38
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    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    http://calitreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Jim-Carrey-Smartass.jpg

    I try :)

    Alas being an illegal hound I try to avoid putting pictures of him on the net.

    I sourced him after reading a book about a guy who had pretty much the same breed-mix. So if you wanna know what he looks like just google "The philosopher and the wolf"

    Sorry about the smart ass deflection of the seeing him - but come on - its after hours - its expected :)


  • #39
    The Backwards Man
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    My dog is having a good laugh reading this thread about all the stupid dogs.


  • #40
    Ihatecuddles-old
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    I try :)

    Alas being an illegal hound I try to avoid putting pictures of him on the net.

    I sourced him after reading a book about a guy who had pretty much the same breed-mix. So if you wanna know what he looks like just google "The philosopher and the wolf"

    Sorry about the smart ass deflection of the seeing him - but come on - its after hours - its expected :)

    I expect nothing less :)

    Wow, he looks amazing!!


  • #41
    Ihatecuddles-old
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    My dog is having a good laugh reading this thread about all the stupid dogs.

    That's the funniest thing I've read here in ages :D


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  • #42
    Miley Spoiled Tomcat
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    My dogs are very intelligent thankfully
    One is completely bonkers, but still smart


  • #43
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    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    I expect nothing less :)

    Wow, he looks amazing!!

    You would not regret reading the book either. They are an amazing animal to live with.


  • #44
    [Deleted User]
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    In fairness your dog is only stupid if he does it a second time :)

    I own a wolf rather than a dog. Imported from the US. Sometimes I fear he might actually be smarter than I am in some things. He - knows stuff. You can just tell.
    This IS the second time, last time I ran over his nose....


  • #45
    Ace Attorney
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    This little fecker goes mad if anything is moved the slightest bit in the back garden,he will bark at it for hours! Ive had to stop buying footballs for around the house aswell :mad: :)


  • #46
    Ihatecuddles-old
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    Thatdoesnt looksafe tome AHHHHHHH wrote: »
    This little fecker goes mad if anything is moved the slightest bit in the back garden,he will bark at it for hours! Ive had to stop buying footballs for around the house aswell :mad: :)

    ahh he's adorable!!! :D


  • #47
    AskMyChocolate
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    This IS the second time, last time I ran over his nose....

    "How does he smell?"

    "Feckin' awful"

    Ba-dum-tish

    \coat.


  • #48
    Wibbs
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    cml387 wrote: »
    Your dog disassembled the vacuum cleaner? Boss.
    Nah, Dyson.
    Specialun wrote: »
    What is he?
    A big hairy mongrel bastard.
    Deleted User wrote: »
    I sourced him after reading a book about a guy who had pretty much the same breed-mix. So if you wanna know what he looks like just google "The philosopher and the wolf"
    Well... that doggie was far more malumute husky and dog than wolf. His build is/was all wrong, save for his tail. As was his behavior. Maybe some wolf blood, but very low content.

    And the problem I have with that whole story is the idea that having a wolf, or high content wolfdog is something to be sought as a Good Thing(tm). It's not. On soooo many levels. Most of all for the animal itself. And us. Seek ones own ideas of some pure and wild Shangri la if you will, but leave the notions of the wild wolf in the wild, where they belong, happy among their own, ever suspicious of outsiders, especially people and for good reason.

    They should be out there, reminding us of what to be truly wild means, what it was we came from and should be mindful of, even in our cosy suburbia. That difference makes us both better, trying to meld the two diminishes us both. Look to our doggies instead, the wolf who came in from the wild.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #49
    antodeco
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    Lucyfur wrote: »
    My dog ate the decorations off the Christmas tree and sh1t tinsel for weeks :(

    At least he didn't get tinselitis


  • #50
    Wibbs
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    antodeco wrote: »
    At least he didn't get tinselitis
    :D:D Kudos sir, kudos.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #51
    smee again
    Closed Accounts Posts: 552 ✭✭✭smee again


    Dogs aren't stupid, bet you never saw a dog step in a human shít


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