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Could you finish this breakfast in half an hour?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,222 ✭✭✭brimal


    Furious Pete would do this with ease


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Yes and then I'd swallow the €13.95.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,608 ✭✭✭✭yabadabado


    It's all plain sailing up until the chips, that's where the carb sweats will start to kick in.

    I'd just pay the 13.95 though because it's a good deal, you'd probably be looking at a tenner for an average size fry in places like Bewleys
    Normal size fry in that pub is €7.50


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 17,859 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gonzo


    the deal breaker is the mushrooms and eggs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭iPhone.


    Great selection for the mini breakfast, any idea how much the full Irish is?:D


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  • Posts: 45,738 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Heartburn for a decade after that breakfast.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    Just saw this thread on Breaking News. Basically, Murphy's Law bar in Athlone challenges folks to eat the following in less than 30 minutes...

    - Four slices of brown bread
    - Four rashers
    - Four sausages
    - Four (big) cuts of black pudding, four of white
    - Four fried eggs
    - Four grilled tomato halves
    - Four hash browns
    - A Bowl of beans
    - At least half a bag of chips
    - Fried mushrooms
    - Tea & Biscuit



    Do you think you'd be able? :P

    No. I have never eaten black or white pudding and just the thought of it is puke worthy.

    Without it, I could probably make a double-decker egg, sausage, rasher, mushroom sandwich to try and shave (giggle) time but the bowl of beans, tea, tomatoes, hash browns, chips AND biscuit pushes this into impossible territory.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    xabi wrote: »
    What about this one fromprofitable tro cork

    * 8 Horgan’s Irish sausages

    * 6 smoked rashers

    * 6oz sirloin steak

    * 4 hash browns

    * 4 slices of Clonakilty black and white pudding

    * 2 fried eggs

    * 2 scrambled eggs

    * 2 bowls of chips

    * 3 fried tomatoes

    * 1 bowl of baked beans

    * 1 bowl of sauteed mushrooms

    * 1 bowl of fried onion rings

    * 6 slices of toast

    * 3 slices of soda bread

    * All washed down with a bucket of tea or coffee

    * The monster breakfast is €29.95, but is free if you finish it.

    Not only a near perfect retardation test but a profitable one.

    Respect.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Plazaman wrote: »
    Would love to try something like this once. Pack as much into a sandwich, dipping in the beans and sipping the tay would be the strategy.

    Thinking about the Heartattack Grills burgers and meals in Nevada, all fun and games until a fella had a heart attck in the place and then upped and died.
    Still fun and games there, they have the man's ashes on display in the restaurant.:eek:

    http://www.vegasinc.com/news/2013/oct/11/joe-downtown-heart-attack-grill-owner-flaunts-mans/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Still fun and games there, they have the man's ashes on display in the restaurant.:eek:

    http://www.vegasinc.com/news/2013/oct/11/joe-downtown-heart-attack-grill-owner-flaunts-mans/

    :eek::eek::eek::eek:

    'cremains' is a hideous portmanteau.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 638 ✭✭✭flanders1979


    Yes.
    Alas the trip to the jacks the next day would be horrific. An epidural might be necessary.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,604 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Photo of the Cork challenge.

    Maybe I'm just paranoid but those two end rashers look like they're communicating with one another.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    I'm an American, that contest is in trouble.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 60,018 ✭✭✭✭unkel


    I'd say I'd have a fair chance of finishing the Athlone breakfast. As long as I could have it at around 5PM?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Overheal wrote: »
    I'm an American, that contest is in trouble.

    :D

    Some Americans I know would call that breakfast a starter !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Man, I miss rashers :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    I think I'll give it a go when I visit Athlone in the near future. I reckon I could do it no bother.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,391 ✭✭✭Mysteriouschic


    I don't think I'd even finish that breakfast and I hate beans , mushrooms and the puddings. I'd be full fairly quickly I don't eat too much in the morning .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    I could probably do it over 24 hours chewing slowly, I have amazing eating skills


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,660 ✭✭✭COYVB


    if they doubled up on the white pudding instead of having black, then i'd say i'd be able to put that away in about 20 minutes


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,212 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Why am I seeing chips as part of these breakfasts ??

    Chips have no business on a breakfast plate. Chuck them out, followed swiftly by the beans. Ridiculous.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭force eleven


    Yeah, probably could, but what type of brown bread is the question? If its the brown 'cake' bread, forget it, that's pure filler material right there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,168 ✭✭✭BunShopVoyeur.


    Just saw this thread on Breaking News. Basically, Murphy's Law bar in Athlone challenges folks to eat the following in less than 30 minutes...

    - Four slices of brown bread
    - Four rashers
    - Four sausages
    - Four (big) cuts of black pudding, four of white
    - Four fried eggs
    - Four grilled tomato halves
    - Four hash browns
    - A Bowl of beans
    - At least half a bag of chips
    - Fried mushrooms
    - Tea & Biscuit

    http://www.breakingnews.ie/discover/gbkfaukfgboj/

    ...and if you succeed you get the breakfast for free or else you've got to shell out €13.95 for it.

    Only one person has succeeded thus far but I'm pretty confident I could make that #2 to be honest...can't be that hard.

    Do you think you'd be able? :P

    I think I could probably do it.


    I have zero desire to try though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    Can I leave the fat off the rashers, I'm trying to lose weight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,860 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    I wouldnt be able too.
    I refuse to eat black and/or white pudding.

    Never tried it but if it only tastes half as bad as i think it looks, i ll throw up.

    Replace it with sausage of my own choice and i would give it a go.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,723 ✭✭✭SCOOP 64


    Id give it a go, if i couldn't do it, then i would get my other half to finish, then bill only €6.95 each,wouldn't be bad for a big breakfast for us both.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,679 ✭✭✭Crooked Jack


    Just saw this thread on Breaking News. Basically, Murphy's Law bar in Athlone challenges folks to eat the following in less than 30 minutes...

    - Four slices of brown bread
    - Four rashers
    - Four sausages
    - Four (big) cuts of black pudding, four of white
    - Four fried eggs
    - Four grilled tomato halves
    - Four hash browns
    - A Bowl of beans
    - At least half a bag of chips
    - Fried mushrooms
    - Tea & Biscuit

    http://www.breakingnews.ie/discover/gbkfaukfgboj/

    ...and if you succeed you get the breakfast for free or else you've got to shell out €13.95 for it.

    Only one person has succeeded thus far but I'm pretty confident I could make that #2 to be honest...can't be that hard.

    Do you think you'd be able? :P

    I dont like tea


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto


    I think what I'd find particularly difficult (apart from the sheer volume of grub), is that you could be guaranteed everything on that platter would be of very low quality - sausage with the consistency of brain, rashers that produce an excess of that white gunk, pudding as succulent as carpet-tile etc etc.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭MonstaMash


    If it was the morning after a motorcycle rally...no problem...bring it on :D


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    athlone one doesnt look to hard for me, ive eaten more at christmas but i certainly wouldnt want to do it.


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