Could you finish this breakfast in half an hour?

inforfun

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

athlone one doesnt look to hard for me, ive eaten more at christmas but i certainly wouldnt want to do it.

You would be banned from one forum you mod if you did try to get that breakfast away....

jimgoose

Reckon I'd 'ave it, yeah - t'would want to be a good, hungry morning though.

Old Dan Tucker

I did it today, will be up on the Hall of Fame later.

I just brought a blender with me and drank the fecker.

Tar.Aldarion

inforfun wrote: »

You would be banned from one forum you mod if you did try to get that breakfast away....

Ban myself, falling on the sword

MonaPizza

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

€13.95 is great value for a breakfast that size.

I agree. I reckon

1 rasher
1 sossie
1 egg
1 black pudding
1 white pudding
1 hash brown
1 tomato half
1 spoon of beans
1 spoon of mushrooms
1 slice of bread

and a cuppa would be a fine breakfast for me or any of my mates so that platter would be superb value for 4 of us at just 3.50 a man.

plus some else can have the chips. I only like chips with fish or a burger.

dd972

I couldn't.

.............. the two burger buns for it all to go into are missing

Drakares

More 'Merican fatass culture working it's way into a fast growing obese Irish population. Disgusting.

chopper6

No problem at all...the only thing is when fried food gets cold it becomes difficult to eat so ya gotta eat it quickly anyway.

The secret,as my old friend and namesake Chopper Read would say is "A mouthful,three chews,another mouthful,another three chews..swallow...another mouthful,three chews and so on".

ardmacha

€13.95 is great value for a breakfast that size.

Can you go in your 2 mates and ask for 3 plates?

cloud493

You need at least 3 slices of bacon. I could easily eat 6 of a morning.

Paddy Fields

It'd take me a week to get through this if I didn't have a coronary first. :eek:

230 calories a minute for 26 minutes: Hungry diner takes café challenge and polishes off gut-busting 6,000-calorie breakfast in record time

Greasy spoon Jesters Diner in Southtown, Great Yarmouth, offers the £15 meal for free to anyone who can finish it in under an hour.

Described as a 'heart attack on a plate', the 9lb Kidz Breakfast - named so because it weighs more than an average-sized newborn baby - was slammed by health campaigners for its size and high calorie content.

The jumbo meal - consisting of 12 bacon rashers, 12 sausages, six eggs, four slices of black pudding, four slices of bread and butter, four slices of toast, four slices of fried bread, beans, tomatoes, mushrooms, saute potatoes and an EIGHT egg cheese and potato omelette - is the calorific equivalent of two Christmas dinners or 12 Big Macs.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2097707/Kidz-Breakfast-Great-Yarmouth-diner-eats-6-000-calorie-fry-26-minutes.html#ixzz2huFT0lzj
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GottaGetGatt

M'mm a free breakfast or a heart attack...tough choice!

I am pie

Isn't the world great, 1 in 8 people haven't enough to eat. Maybe we should send them pictures of all the brainless goms who entertain themselves by eating so much they make themselves sick.

High fives for bored fat fcks and greedy d1ckheads.

xXxkorixXx

my hubby would have no problem with that after one of his nights on the guinness

SV

xXxkorixXx wrote: »

my hubby would have no problem with that after one of his nights on the guinness

jaysus I'd hate to see your toilet that day

xXxkorixXx

SV wrote: »

jaysus I'd hate to see your toilet that day

everytime he goes heavy on the guinness i order a dynorod truck just in case:D

My name is URL

xXxkorixXx wrote: »

everytime he goes heavy on the guinness i order a dynorod truck just in case:D

You're a keeper =p

dorkacle

That would feed me for the week! :eek:

Looks delicious though!

Son Of A Vidic

wretcheddomain wrote: »

- Four slices of brown bread

Brown bread instead of toast? Probably a stalling tactic used just to slow you down. I reckon I could do it but the tomatoes would have to go.

Wabbit Ears

Yea, swap the eggs for 4 more sausages and we're good to go

chopper6

I am pie wrote: »

Isn't the world great, 1 in 8 people haven't enough to eat. Maybe we should send them pictures of all the brainless goms who entertain themselves by eating so much they make themselves sick.

High fives for bored fat fcks and greedy d1ckheads.

You'll be sending your uneaten portion to the hungry then?

Turtyturd

I am pie wrote: »

Isn't the world great, 1 in 8 people haven't enough to eat. Maybe we should send them pictures of all the brainless goms who entertain themselves by eating so much they make themselves sick.

High fives for bored fat fcks and greedy d1ckheads.

There's always one.

Hande hoche!

I am pie wrote: »

Isn't the world great, 1 in 8 people haven't enough to eat. Maybe we should send them pictures of all the brainless goms who entertain themselves by eating so much they make themselves sick.

High fives for bored fat fcks and greedy d1ckheads.

In that case, don't ever watch man vs. food.

SnakePlissken

I am pie wrote: »

Isn't the world great, 1 in 8 people haven't enough to eat. Maybe we should send them pictures of all the brainless goms who entertain themselves by eating so much they make themselves sick.

High fives for bored fat fcks and greedy d1ckheads.

A lecture on wasting food from someone who thinks they're a pie.

jimgoose

In case any of you doubt the link between eating well and sporting performance, consider the late, great Bengt Söderström, pudgy Swedish truck-driver and '60s Ford rally legend. He'd have a similar breakfast before a rally stage, thus helping to keep the rear of his 105E Anglia firmly anchored while embarrassing various Lancias, Porsche 911s, etc. Remember - Jaws of the Tiger, and keep the shoe in, hi!

Freemount09

I reckon I'd do the Athlone one no problem.

The Cork one I wouldn't be so confident about, but man I really want to try it !! Is that wrong of me ?? I think I am too competitive for my own good !

sunflower27

No way could I eat all that, wouldn't even try.

Mushy

xabi wrote: »

What about this one from Tonys bistro cork

* 8 Horgan’s Irish sausages

* 6 smoked rashers

* 6oz sirloin steak

* 4 hash browns

* 4 slices of Clonakilty black and white pudding

* 2 fried eggs

* 2 scrambled eggs

* 2 bowls of chips

* 3 fried tomatoes

* 1 bowl of baked beans

* 1 bowl of sauteed mushrooms

* 1 bowl of fried onion rings

* 6 slices of toast

* 3 slices of soda bread

* All washed down with a bucket of tea or coffee

* The monster breakfast is €29.95, but is free if you finish it.

I've been tempted haha. Get rid of mushrooms and eggs, throw in extra in replacement, and its a deal.

joeguevara

Is there a timeframe for the one in cork? Or is it just finish it?

The one in athlone, is very doable. Bread might be an issue though.

tayto lover

xabi wrote: »

Someone finished the cork one apparently

http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/bistro-toasts-eric-after-godfather-of-all-fry-ups-180423.html

I wouldn't like being the first to use the jacks after him.