Could you finish this breakfast in half an hour?

dodderangler · 15-10-2013 07:35PM

magicman88 wrote: »

I've eaten more in less time when starving think ill b goin dub soon mmmm free breakfast

Athlone is in Dublin???
Now I've heard it all.

wretcheddomain · 15-10-2013 07:36PM

I bet Michael Noonan could finish it...while saying the word budget with half a swimming pool of beans falling out his mouth.

magicman88 · 15-10-2013 07:38PM

dodderangler wrote: »

Athlone is in Dublin???
Now I've heard it all.

It's on the way the way there some people seriously make me laugh

Karl Stein · 15-10-2013 07:38PM

God I despise those eating challenges where they have a load of morons standing around cheering on the fatletes in their monumental efforts to stuff themselves until they vomit.

Dim witted stuff.

SV · 15-10-2013 07:41PM

Charlie Rock wrote: »

God I despise those eating challenges where they have a load of morons standing around cheering on the fatletes in their monumental efforts to stuff themselves until they vomit.

Dim witted stuff.

You need to look up Furious Pete if you're calling them fatletes.

dodderangler · 15-10-2013 07:47PM

magicman88 wrote: »

It's on the way the way there some people seriously make me laugh

Well considering you have not said where your from then what I said is totally relevant to my post.
Good lad

magicman88 · 15-10-2013 07:48PM

dodderangler wrote: »

Well considering you have not said where your from then what I said is totally relevant to my post.
Good lad

I never said anything about athlone being in Dublin

creep · 15-10-2013 07:52PM

I'd have to smoke a few doobies before hand

My name is URL · 15-10-2013 07:54PM

xabi wrote: »

What about this one from Tonys bistro cork

* 8 Horgan’s Irish sausages
* 6 smoked rashers
* 6oz sirloin steak
* 4 hash browns
* 4 slices of Clonakilty black and white pudding
* 2 fried eggs
* 2 scrambled eggs
* 2 bowls of chips
* 3 fried tomatoes
* 1 bowl of baked beans
* 1 bowl of sauteed mushrooms
* 1 bowl of fried onion rings
* 6 slices of toast
* 3 slices of soda bread
* All washed down with a bucket of tea or coffee
* The monster breakfast is €29.95, but is free if you finish it.

I wonder how many retards have tried that and inevitably failed.. does the €30 even cover the cost of the taxi to A&E?

Ihatecuddles-old · 15-10-2013 07:56PM

Without a shadow of a doubt

Ugh I could eat it in 15 minutes Id say.

When I make breakfast its 4 rashers, 2 sausages, 1 egg, tomatoes, mushrooms, about 6 slices of pudding and 2 slices of bread. And I eat it in about 5 minutes.

guttenberg · 15-10-2013 08:01PM

xabi wrote: »

What about this one from Tonys bistro cork

* 8 Horgan’s Irish sausages

* 6 smoked rashers

* 6oz sirloin steak

* 4 hash browns

* 4 slices of Clonakilty black and white pudding

* 2 fried eggs

* 2 scrambled eggs

* 2 bowls of chips

* 3 fried tomatoes

* 1 bowl of baked beans

* 1 bowl of sauteed mushrooms

* 1 bowl of fried onion rings

* 6 slices of toast

* 3 slices of soda bread

* All washed down with a bucket of tea or coffee

* The monster breakfast is €29.95, but is free if you finish it.

Since when has steak formed part of any breakfast fry?

Abigayle · 15-10-2013 08:02PM

No way.

A) because there is for more than I can handle and

There is mushrooms and black pudding on it, and I can barely stand a few beans

That place is promoting heart attacks..

Fr_Dougal · 15-10-2013 08:02PM

Photo of the Cork challenge.

Oranage2 · 15-10-2013 08:06PM

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Photo of the Cork challenge.

You'd be doing well if you finish the toast.

Ridiculous breakfast

Dyr · 15-10-2013 08:07PM

Athlone Forum.

My name is URL · 15-10-2013 08:08PM

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Photo of the Cork challenge.

Madness. Most people would struggle with the plate of bread let alone the rest of it.

I don't mind places that have signature eating 'challenges'.. but as wretcheddomain said, that's just taking the piss altogether. Wasteful as fcuk too. Someone could call it quits after a bowl of chips and a few bites of the steak and the rest would be thrown out =(

Seems less about the 'fun' aspect of it and more about blatant money grabbing.

wretcheddomain · 15-10-2013 08:08PM

Oranage2 wrote: »

You'd be doing well if you finish the toast.

Ridiculous breakfast

It's the onion rings and chips I can't understand.

SV · 15-10-2013 08:09PM

My name is URL wrote: »

I wonder how many retards have tried that and inevitably failed.. does the €30 even cover the cost of the taxi to A&E?

With the likes of that you're better off just forking up the money straight away and splitting it between 4 of ye, Works out decent value then for a monster feed.

bnt · 15-10-2013 08:11PM

Stay at a hotel with a free breakfast buffet, and see what happens to your appetite in the mornings, eh? That's what you pile in so you can avoid paying for lunch, maybe even dinner that night.

bigroad · 15-10-2013 08:13PM

The cork one is a defo no no way but the athlone one i think i could do it.The athlone breakfast is good value .I have eaten half the althlone breakfast in under 15 mins.If im passing ,i will pop in and have a go.

Basq · 15-10-2013 08:16PM

Grapevine Bistro in Sligo has the following challenge:

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The Grapevine Bistro Mega Breakfast Challenge:

5 Sausages
5 Rashers
5 Eggs
5 Hash browns
5 White Pudding
5 Black Pudding
5 Half Tomatoes
5 Portions of mushrooms
5 Portions of beans
5 Toast and a pot of tea

All for €15 Finish it and eat for free!!!!!

Strictly only one person per challenge
T&C's apply

Eutow · 15-10-2013 08:18PM

wretcheddomain wrote: »

Just saw this thread on Breaking News. Basically, Murphy's Law bar in Athlone challenges folks to eat the following in less than 30 minutes...

- Four slices of brown bread
- Four rashers
- Four sausages
- Four (big) cuts of black pudding, four of white
- Four fried eggs
- Four grilled tomato halves
- Four hash browns
- A Bowl of beans
- At least half a bag of chips
- Fried mushrooms
- Tea & Biscuit

http://www.breakingnews.ie/discover/gbkfaukfgboj/

...and if you succeed you get the breakfast for free or else you've got to shell out €13.95 for it.

Only one person has succeeded thus far but I'm pretty confident I could make that #2 to be honest...can't be that hard.

Do you think you'd be able? :P

I don't like the pudding or hash brown's, so if there was a way to substitute it for something else, (4 fish fingers for the hash brown's, extra mushrooms and sausages for the pudding), then it wouldn't be a problem. Also, swap the tea for a coffee.

People are doing it wrong anyway by bringing water with them. Water just fills you up quicker.

Karl Stein · 15-10-2013 08:19PM

I think even watching someone trying to get through the Cork 'challenge' would make me spew.

xabi · 15-10-2013 08:48PM

Someone finished the cork one apparently

http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/bistro-toasts-eric-after-godfather-of-all-fry-ups-180423.html

Basq · 15-10-2013 08:58PM

Think we've found the winner - Hard Boiled Egg's cafe challenge in Cavan..

Joe.ie

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The record breaking breakfast at the Hard Boiled Egg (which, by the way, weighs nearly 4kg) includes, ten sausages, ten rashers, ten eggs, five hash browns, five ‘large’ pieces of white pudding, a bowl of chips, a ‘hill of beans’, three grilled tomatoes, a portion of mushrooms, ten slices of toast and all the tea you can drink.

I am pie · 15-10-2013 08:59PM

Why the fuck would you want to finish the Cork one? What kind of sad fuck would want to

Artful_Badger · 15-10-2013 09:01PM

I am pie wrote: »

Why the fuck would you want to finish the Cork one? What kind of sad fuck would want to

Why would they be any sadder a fcuk than anyone who'd want to complete any challenge ?

15-10-2013 09:02PM

Cut out the bread mushrooms pudding chips and tomato and it sounded tasty, from op

hansfrei · 15-10-2013 09:05PM

Chips, white pudding and musherruums are ghey and should not be let near a breakfast. I can't even begin to understand "hash browns".

Meat, eggs, blood, tea and toast. Proper breakfast.

I am pie · 15-10-2013 09:06PM

Artful_Badger wrote: »

Why would they be any sadder a fcuk than anyone who'd want to complete any challenge ?

Because it is pathetic?

Run a marathon, climb a mountain. Massive physical effort, adrenaline rush, reward for all the hard training and effort.

Maybe if you are the sort of miserable moron who can get that pleasure from eating too much it works? I dunno, obviously for the cafes it is great chea advertising so hats off to them, but the gluttons who try it are fuckwits.

Could you finish this breakfast in half an hour?

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