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Farming Chit Chat II

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  • #9152
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Whaaaaaa? I've done nothing wrong! I'm just a different sort of farmer when I'm at home. No harm in caring for your appearance, vet may arrive at 3am and I don't want to look a state. Comes from being young I guess but it's hard to care about one's appearance when your hand is in a cow's side and you're soaped up and in full waterproofs.
    Appearances may deceive sharpshooter, never forget that :D
    why would a vet be looking at your ruined pillowcases


  • #9153
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Sharpshooter82 wrote: »
    why would a vet be looking at your ruined pillowcases

    Never said the vet was, overactive mind!


  • #9154
    stanflt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,792 ✭✭✭stanflt


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Never said the vet was, overactive mind!


    are you starting new job tomorrow?


  • #9155
    jersey101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭jersey101


    Sharpshooter82 wrote: »
    why would a vet be looking at your ruined pillowcases

    this vet didnt want ti get caught on the calving camera :D


  • #9156
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    overactive mind!
    Ah been accused of worse :D


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  • #9157
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    stanflt wrote: »
    are you starting new job tomorrow?

    Yup, hope it goes well. Supposed to be in work exp from college anyway so no big loss if it's not totally suitable but seems to be an area I'm experienced in. Still......don't mind the hotel stay!:p


  • #9158
    iverjohnston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,242 ✭✭✭iverjohnston


    rang the vets once for a cow with a twisted calf bed, and a tiny little thin German lassie arrived. she took off the fleece and had tattoos everywhere, dreads and more silver wear in her hair and ears than a canteen of cutlery. her wrists were so small they looked like a 10 wear olds. she done a fecking great job. she held the calfs feet and we rolled the cow . I expected her to flip over, but the job was a success!


  • #9159
    stanflt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,792 ✭✭✭stanflt


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Yup, hope it goes well. Supposed to be in work exp from college anyway so no big loss if it's not totally suitable but seems to be an area I'm experienced in. Still......don't mind the hotel stay!:p


    best of luck- hope all goes well


  • #9160
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    iverjohnston wrote: »
    rang the vets once for a cow with a twisted calf bed, and a tiny little thin German lassie arrived. she took off the fleece and had tattoos everywhere, dreads and more silver wear in her hair and ears than a canteen of cutlery. her wrists were so small they looked like a 10 wear olds. she done a fecking great job. she held the calfs feet and we rolled the cow . I expected her to flip over, but the job was a success!
    never doubt them i seen small ladies carry 105 shells that would have most fellas whining


  • #9161
    lakill Farm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,735 ✭✭✭lakill Farm


    female vet here and she is great . End of


    Enjoy Navan and best of luck in the new job


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  • #9162
    1chippy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,716 ✭✭✭1chippy


    iverjohnston wrote: »
    rang the vets once for a cow with a twisted calf bed, and a tiny little thin German lassie arrived. she took off the fleece and had tattoos everywhere, dreads and more silver wear in her hair and ears than a canteen of cutlery. her wrists were so small they looked like a 10 wear olds. she done a fecking great job. she held the calfs feet and we rolled the cow . I expected her to flip over, but the job was a success!
    I know your vet then and its not that many tatts in fairnesss.


  • #9163
    mf240
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,887 ✭✭✭mf240


    never doubt the ladies. great with stock.


  • #9164
    td5man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Yup, hope it goes well. Supposed to be in work exp from college anyway so no big loss if it's not totally suitable but seems to be an area I'm experienced in. Still......don't mind the hotel stay!:p
    Best of luck with the new job, watch your self with grufferty ;) Don't forget us when we have screws, I mean quality cull cows to sell ;);):D


  • #9165
    iverjohnston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,242 ✭✭✭iverjohnston


    1chippy wrote: »
    I know your vet then and its not that many tatts in fairnesss.

    never saw her again , she was only here on work experience from collage in Germany, perhaps she returned to practice here?


  • #9166
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    td5man wrote: »
    Best of luck with the new job, watch your self with grufferty ;) Don't forget us when we have screws, I mean quality cull cows to sell ;);):D

    Ah now, I have heard it all tonight. Better get used to tattoos up here lads, plus the piercings!


  • #9167
    1chippy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,716 ✭✭✭1chippy


    iverjohnston wrote: »
    never saw her again , she was only here on work experience from collage in Germany, perhaps she returned to practice here?
    if its the same one yes. shes about 28-30 i suppose now


  • #9168
    simx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,556 ✭✭✭simx


    td5man wrote: »
    Best of luck with the new job, watch your self with grufferty ;) Don't forget us when we have screws, I mean quality cull cows to sell ;);):D

    Wheres the new job kovu? Dunbia?


  • #9169
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    lakill Farm wrote: »
    female vet here and she is great . End of


    Enjoy Navan and best of luck in the new job

    is Solar (sonar) club still on the go in Navan, being a while when I was last in that spot. Always a good town for a scuffle after a night out :rolleyes:


  • #9170
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    bob charles wrote: »
    is Solar (sonar) club still on the go in Navan, being a while when I was last in that spot. Always a good town for a scuffle after a night out :rolleyes:
    Thats the style :D


  • #9171
    iverjohnston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,242 ✭✭✭iverjohnston


    could well be. it was about 10 years ago.


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  • #9172
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Can't say aout as nothing signed yet but I'm sure educated guesses can be made.


  • #9173
    td5man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    bob charles wrote: »
    is Solar (sonar) club still on the go in Navan, being a while when I was last in that spot. Always a good town for a scuffle after a night out :rolleyes:
    Yup that's where yer wan is staying, there'll be some head on her in the morning having to rise before noon :P


  • #9174
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    td5man wrote: »
    Yup that's where yer wan is staying, there'll be some head on her in the morning having to rise before noon :P

    Me!? I'll be up before the lot of ye:p

    If I'm called to go I'll answer! There was a reason I got a knock on my window to calve neighbours cows before my dad!


  • #9175
    td5man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Me!? I'll be up before the lot of ye:p

    If I'm called to go I'll answer! There was a reason I got a knock on my window to calve neighbours cows before my dad!
    Jeez that's good to know sure i'm only down the road, nothing calving tonight so you can relax :D


  • #9176
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    td5man wrote: »
    Jeez that's good to know sure i'm only down the road, nothing calving tonight so you can relax :D

    And i'm off to bed now. Nothing better than a free fry to wake a person!
    I'lll see you at half six!:D


  • #9177
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    td5man wrote: »
    Jeez that's good to know sure i'm only down the road, nothing calving tonight so you can relax :D
    never say never td5man


  • #9178
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    td5man wrote: »
    Yup that's where yer wan is staying, there'll be some head on her in the morning having to rise before noon :P

    ah so it was a hotel aswell, I taught it was just down some back street, is there some other club there too? Time outta mind


  • #9179
    td5man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    And i'm off to bed now. Nothing better than a free fry to wake a person!
    I'lll see you at half six!:D
    After the milking :eek::eek:


  • #9180
    Sharpshooter82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Sharpshooter82


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    And i'm off to bed now. Nothing better than a free fry to wake a person!
    I'lll see you at half six!:D
    we ll be waiting for ya :D


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  • #9181
    td5man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    bob charles wrote: »
    ah so it was a hotel aswell, I taught it was just down some back street, is there some other club there too? Time outta mind
    Back street??? that used to be the Dublin road.


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