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Billy86 · 06-09-2013 12:39AM

osarusan wrote: »

Australian friend (never been in Ireland) posted this. It's getting out of control.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1236578_662511697093020_2008305718_n.jpg

It's pretty huge over there, if you have Foxtel (Sky+), you're boudn to come across it quite frequently. Father Ted the odd time too, but this sheer awfulness much more often.

Planemo · 06-09-2013 12:49AM

Any one in town the 2 buggie pushers are out were giving the kids zimos to knock them out were selling are gees to every one love my sons me and [*woman's name redacted*] are there parents were a great happy family and no [*same woman's name redacted*] wont be dieing her hair to hide from the [*surname redacted*] yous have to go true me im around this town since im a nipper so bring it on

yerwanthere123 · 06-09-2013 12:54AM

Planemo wrote: »

Any one in town the 2 buggie pushers are out were giving the kids zimos to knock them out were selling are gees to every one love my sons me and [*woman's name redacted*] are there parents were a great happy family and no [*same woman's name redacted*] wont be dieing her hair to hide from the [*surname redacted*] yous have to go true me im around this town since im a nipper so bring it on

Thinking we'll be needing our resident translators for this one.

SusieBlue · 06-09-2013 01:39AM

It wrecks my head when people put up cryptic statuses. Some eejit in my college course just shared:

"Lol, well it can't be said that wasn't unexpected! Still funny though, who would have known Fingers crossed the same for next week, never heard a description like it in my life lolol good times duty is done for now until next time the stress happens me again

Piss off. Was delighted to see not one person liked or commented on it. It doesn't even make sense.

Another gem from him this week:

i feckin hate onions could kill my mam dinner ruined now ffs

yerwanthere123 · 06-09-2013 01:43AM

WhiteRoses wrote: »

i feckin hate onions could kill my mam dinner ruined now ffs

Amongst all the stupidity on Facebook, this kind of stuff actually probably winds me up the most. Don't like onions? Make your own dinner then you lazy c*nt!

Allyall · 06-09-2013 01:48AM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Amongst all the stupidity on Facebook, this kind of stuff actually probably winds me up the most. Don't like onions? Make your own dinner then you lazy c*nt!

What if you do make your own dinner, and it already comes with onions before you put it in the microwave?

....:pac:

Billy86 · 06-09-2013 03:00AM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Amongst all the stupidity on Facebook, this kind of stuff actually probably winds me up the most. Don't like onions? Make your own dinner then you lazy c*nt!

They're slimy AND crunchy... I concur with the [all possible words redacted so as not to offend anyone of limited capacity; because we don't want to alienate them now!], onions are evil!

That said I've been cooking my own dinners since I was about 6, and about 15 years later figured out the trick: just run the fecking things through a cheese grater before cooking! It's the only way I'll eat onions (they're the only thing I won't politely eat regardless - can't swallow and get a gag reflex if they in chunks, so I pick them out).

Quazzie · 06-09-2013 05:00AM

https://sphotos-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/969869_3124046357176_963928447_n.jpg

Oh dear.

Sinfonia · 06-09-2013 06:14AM

Onions are bloody great.
Not a huge fan of poppin' red onion into a sandwich though, tends to mask the other flavours I find.
Anyway.

Liam McPoyle · 06-09-2013 07:45AM

I always feel like a badass when i walk out of McDonalds without clearing my tray. I walk quite fast though, so they don't get me.

miamee · 06-09-2013 09:33AM

Someone I'm friends with had this up a day or two ago, just remembered it:

So apparently some think my post about people being nosy was about them. Rest assured that I was speaking about sum random stranger earwigging on a private conversation I was having, if I had anything to say to u I would not be a coward n post it for d world to see. If u did take offence n think it was about u, then u dont know me, we're clearly not friends so kinda just proved my original post

Had to go see what the original one was that everyone thought was about them!

Some people need to seriously get a life of their own n stay d hell outta mine! !! Nosy

Doesn't sound like an earwigging situation to me :pac: :pac:

Festy · 06-09-2013 12:29PM

Dead cat just as u come out of (area) view an turn to ur left on da footpath sick **** ud swear he was asleep but dead with his mouth open ewww

:eek:

milltown · 06-09-2013 12:43PM

Billy86 wrote: »

They're slimy AND crunchy... I concur with the [all possible words redacted so as not to offend anyone of limited capacity; because we don't want to alienate them now!], onions are evil!

That said I've been cooking my own dinners since I was about 6, and about 15 years later figured out the trick: just run the fecking things through a cheese grater before cooking! It's the only way I'll eat onions (they're the only thing I won't politely eat regardless - can't swallow and get a gag reflex if they in chunks, so I pick them out).

I've just reported this blatantly onionist post.

For shame!

kunst nugget · 06-09-2013 12:48PM

milltown wrote: »

I've just reported this blatantly onionist post.

For shame!

It is strange that you can say onions on this forum without any problems but not c-e-l-e-r-y or l-e-e-k. Hmmm, why is that?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 06-09-2013 12:56PM

Fukd if I do fukd if I dnt.i waz nvr gna b n d rite lst nyt buh at lest I lukd good doin it, a here now I reely tlkn sh ite

Stepping Stone · 06-09-2013 01:49PM

'even though i didnt get much sleep and look like a zombie i feel so good this morning today nothing will get me down, im talking to the most amazing person that always makes me smile when something bothering me and i think ive finally found the right house fingers crossed xxxxxx'

Followed three days later by:

i will NOT be spoken too like **** anymore by any lad! i was with yas for 5 months and you always done it, cause you knew how much i loved yas that no matter what you done or how bad you spoke to me id stay with yas but not no more!! guarranteed tonight when your not with the lads you will say sorry and all that bollox and say you didnt mean too and you will never do it again but you no what i know you will!! so dont even hurt your little fingers by texting me or pressing the call button!!

DipStick McSwindler · 06-09-2013 02:09PM

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Sinfonia · 06-09-2013 04:28PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Fukd if I do fukd if I dnt.i waz nvr gna b n d rite lst nyt buh at lest I lukd good doin it, a here now I reely tlkn sh ite

I like how they've put a space between 'sh' and 'ite'.
It's almost as if they knew it would be reposted here, and wanted to make sure the Boards censor didn't block it out.

Billy86 · 06-09-2013 05:01PM

miamee wrote: »

Someone I'm friends with had this up a day or two ago, just remembered it:

Had to go see what the original one was that everyone thought was about them!

Doesn't sound like an earwigging situation to me :pac: :pac:

You should reply to it with "well you got plenty of attention over it, so it's not all bad!" or something to that effect.

Billy86 · 06-09-2013 05:04PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Fukd if I do fukd if I dnt.i waz nvr gna b n d rite lst nyt buh at lest I lukd good doin it, a here now I reely tlkn sh ite

And tell this person they spelled 'gud' wrong.

Tetra · 06-09-2013 06:55PM

"I love when uni starts back. I freakin love hearing dudes standing outside my window explaining why they love each other at nearly 2 in the morning, even though they only met each other not 15 hours ago..."

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 07-09-2013 02:54PM

Sinfonia wrote: »

I like how they've put a space between 'sh' and 'ite'.
It's almost as if they knew it would be reposted here, and wanted to make sure the Boards censor didn't block it out.

Sorry, I didn't realise it had to be typed out letter for letter as it appeared on the post, bad spelling would suffice, no?

Here's the post - in it's original letter for letter and space. Hope it meets with your high standards.

Billy86 · 07-09-2013 03:24PM

So they DID spell gud correctly after all! Crisis averted, then...

reap-a-rat · 07-09-2013 03:39PM

Had a laugh at a frape there:

It was a check-in that read
<Name> is at Herself

I did chuckle.

Polka_Dot · 07-09-2013 04:57PM

Someone on my news feed posted a "selfie" of themselves in the shower the other day.

Paddy Cow · 07-09-2013 06:20PM

Polka_Dot wrote: »

Someone on my news feed posted a "selfie" of themselves in the shower the other day.

I love the selfies of people pretending that they were snapped by someone else and you can see their reflection when them clearly holding the camera :pac:

Festy · 07-09-2013 06:21PM

Polka_Dot wrote: »

Someone on my news feed posted a "selfie" of themselves in the shower the other day.

PM me the link :pac:

joeguevara · 07-09-2013 06:46PM

Twerking and Selfie have been added to the dictionary. Future and Optimism have been removed.

ivytwine · 07-09-2013 08:19PM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I love the selfies of people pretending that they were snapped by someone else and you can see their reflection when them clearly holding the camera :pac:

Like this one?!

http://www.girlsonthegrid.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/cray.jpg

coolhull · 07-09-2013 11:43PM

Don't suggest this in the pub

https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/575025/270803.PNG

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