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Turn ons/offs in the opposite sex

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  • #32
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Turn ons: pulse

    Turn offs: penis


  • #33
    Shenshen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    Turn-ons would be long hair, smooth shaved face and balls (or at least decently trimmed around the balls). Good sense of humour, and ideally more than 2 brain cells. Non-smoker, very occasional drinker (I really dislike drunk people), oh and very open-minded in the bedroom.

    Turn-off would include wearing tracksuits for anything other than sporting activities, short or shaved head hair, bad hygiene and not being able to string a sentence together.

    I know people say you can't shag education, which is true, but dumb is still my biggest turn-off ever.


  • #34
    Howard Juneau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    I like a lady with a bit of meat on her bones, nobody wants to shag a bag of broken glass. Also I need a bit of muff hair, when I go diving I need a soft landing.


  • #35
    hfallada
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭hfallada


    A nice heart and a good personality.

    What am I saying you cant fu ck a personality


  • #36
    1shot16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 988 ✭✭✭1shot16


    Makes good sandwiches...


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  • #37
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Turn offs:
    Rudeness
    Bad hygiene

    Turn ons:
    Red hair
    Funny
    Red hair
    Bit rough around the edges
    Red hair
    Looks hot in snickers


  • #38
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 35,764 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    Short dark hair or shaved head
    Funny is an absolute must, I'd marry some posters in this forum based on their posts alone!
    Smells good. Nice eyes. Nice smile.
    Taller than me, I'm 5'9''.
    Nice clothes. Has interests.
    Can laugh at themselves.

    Oh and I love stubble and men who drink Guinness.

    ****, where are women like you in Cork and Dublin?:pac:

    EVENFLOW



  • #39
    claypigeon777
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 231 ✭✭claypigeon777


    Turn ons: Curvaceous, voluptuous, long hair, pretty face, doesn't wear too much make up or jewelry, is comfortable in a dress, Daisy Duke shorts, a bikini or nude, loves sex, loves to cook, loves kids, loves to sing, dance, swim and enjoy the great outdoors, educated and intelligent, reads a lot, loves movies, works hard and is good at her job, independent, great sense of humor, free spirited, positive outlook on life, doesn't nag and doesn't overspend.

    Turn offs: Smokes, messy drunk, doesn't trim her public hair, too skinny or too fat, small breasts or saggy breasts, boyish hips or muffin top, poorly designed and positioned tattoos, too much make up, too much jewelry, has terrible taste in clothes, books, movies, music etc, too lazy to cook and if she does cook burns it too a crisp, sulks, nags, hates herself, gives up on life, p*sses my money away and alienates all my relations and friends by being a lying manipulative evil bitch.


  • #40
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Turn ons:
    Sense of humour.
    Experimental in bed.
    Dominant.
    Honesty.

    Tattoos optional, but sexy. As long as they're good tattoos. :pac:

    Turn offs:
    Bad hygiene.
    Long hair.
    Shell suits.
    Smokes weed more than occasionally.
    Ditto using any drugs more than occasionally.


  • #41
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    claypigeon777 wrote: »
    Turn ons: Curvaceous, voluptuous, long hair, pretty face, doesn't wear too much make up or jewelry, is comfortable in a dress, Daisy Duke shorts, a bikini or nude, loves sex, loves to cook, loves kids, loves to sing, dance, swim and enjoy the great outdoors, educated and intelligent, reads a lot, loves movies, works hard and is good at her job, independent, great sense of humor, free spirited, positive outlook on life, doesn't nag and doesn't overspend.

    Turn offs: Too skinny or too fat, small breasts or saggy breasts, too much make up, too much jewelry, has terrible taste, too lazy to cook, sulks, nags, hates herself, gives up on life, p*sses my money away and alienates all my relations and friends by being a lying manipulative evil bitch.

    Jesus, don't hold back talking about your ex. :pac:


    Also, that reminds me.

    Turn off:
    Bitching about exes.


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  • #42
    Femme_Fatale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    claypigeon777 wrote: »
    Turn ons: Curvaceous, voluptuous, long hair, pretty face, doesn't wear too much make up or jewelry, is comfortable in a dress, Daisy Duke shorts, a bikini or nude, loves sex, loves to cook, loves kids, loves to sing, dance, swim and enjoy the great outdoors, educated and intelligent, reads a lot, loves movies, works hard and is good at her job, independent, great sense of humor, free spirited, positive outlook on life, doesn't nag and doesn't overspend.
    I'm a lot of those... but if I wore Daisy Duke shorts I'd frighten small children! :pac:


  • #43
    theteal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,590 ✭✭✭theteal


    spank_inferno wrote: »
    Turn offs:

    - Smoking (deal breaker)
    - Strong accents

    I concur with the smoking not with the accents, accents I quite like


  • #44
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Femme_Fatale wrote: »
    I'm a lot of those... but if I wore Daisy Duke shorts I'd frighten small children! :pac:

    I thought the same as soon as I saw daisy dukes I thought "I'm out" :pac:


  • #45
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Femme_Fatale wrote: »
    I'm a lot of those... but if I wore Daisy Duke shorts I'd frighten small children! :pac:

    Take 'em off!


  • #46
    stop animal cruelty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭stop animal cruelty


    in men...long nails, smelly and nose hair - turn offs obv!!


  • #47
    Arawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,158 ✭✭✭Arawn


    pink/purple/black/dark red dyed hair, piercings, tattoos. wears corsets...ya know metal chicks


  • #48
    Femme_Fatale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Take 'em off!
    Oh the ass is holding up well.
    The legs' muscle-tone could do with some work though. :pac:


  • #49
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Arawn wrote: »
    pink/purple/black/dark red dyed hair, piercings, tattoos. wears corsets...ya know metal chicks

    I have dyed black hair, piercings, tattoos, I love corsets and have loads.

    I'm not even slightly metal!


  • #50
    Arawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,158 ✭✭✭Arawn


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    I have dyed black hair, piercings, tattoos, I love corsets and have loads.

    I'm not even slightly metal!

    Ah but metal chicks includes music and dress style


  • #51
    flutered
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,757 ✭✭✭flutered


    the hair, the face and the smile, all else is, well all else, oh in girls obviously over 17.


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  • #52
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Femme_Fatale wrote: »
    Oh the ass is holding up well.
    The legs' muscle-tone could do with some work though. :pac:

    PM me! :)


  • #53
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    Oh and I love stubble and men who drink Guinness.

    Just let me finish my pint, then a quick half -shave and I'm all yours...


  • #54
    neaideabh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 534 ✭✭✭neaideabh


    Girls who dress right! I mean they know how to dress.... There are loads of girls who would wear the wrong clothes according to their figure! Girls who would be more voluptuous and try to pull off tight bottoms and tops!

    I think a girl who gets it right shows she has confidence and class!


  • #55
    Femme_Fatale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    PM me! :)
    For advice on how to tone the thigh area? Thanks, will do. :pac:


  • #56
    Arawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,158 ✭✭✭Arawn


    Femme_Fatale wrote: »
    For advice on how to tone the thigh area? Thanks, will do. :pac:
    I actually could, I did do my ace personal training exam a few years back!


  • #57
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Man with high expectations seeks woman with low expectations.


  • #58
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    claypigeon777 wrote: »
    Turn ons: Curvaceous, voluptuous, long hair, pretty face, doesn't wear too much make up or jewelry, is comfortable in a dress, Daisy Duke shorts, a bikini or nude, loves sex, loves to cook, loves kids, loves to sing, dance, swim and enjoy the great outdoors, educated and intelligent, reads a lot, loves movies, works hard and is good at her job, independent, great sense of humor, free spirited, positive outlook on life, doesn't nag and doesn't overspend.

    Turn offs: Smokes, messy drunk, doesn't trim her public hair, too skinny or too fat, small breasts or saggy breasts, boyish hips or muffin top, poorly designed and positioned tattoos, too much make up, too much jewelry, has terrible taste in clothes, books, movies, music etc, too lazy to cook and if she does cook burns it too a crisp, sulks, nags, hates herself, gives up on life, p*sses my money away and alienates all my relations and friends by being a lying manipulative evil bitch.
    But isn't Mother Theresa already dead?


  • #59
    Fox_In_Socks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    Turn ons:

    Intelligence. The brain is biggest sexual organ, as they say. I want smart children and I'm not putting much trust in my half of the genetic mix, so she will need to be top heavy in that department.

    Top heavy elsewhere would be advantageous, too.:pac:


  • #60
    dark crystal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    Turn ons:

    Hairy, nice smell, funny, intelligent, good with kids, laid back. Tight white boxers - yum.


    Turn offs:

    Socks and sandals, neck jewellery, OCD-ness, arrogant, materialistic, dumb. Y-fronts - ugh.


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  • #61
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Shenshen wrote: »
    Turn-ons would be smooth shaved face and balls (or at least decently trimmed around the balls)

    I don't think that's too much to ask of any woman....


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