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Turn ons/offs in the opposite sex

  • 24-08-2013 09:28PM
    #1
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Happy eyes, sense of humour, and ideally brunette with great boobs does it for me.

    How about you?


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Comments

  • #2
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    All her tattoos spelled right.


  • #3
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Must have arms


  • #4
    Lucena
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,304 ✭✭✭Lucena


    stefan idiot jones wrote: »
    All her tattoos spelled right.

    You're very demanding, Chinese is a hard language after all.


  • #5
    kfk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 546 ✭✭✭kfk


    Red head, 5'5" to 5'9", slim with a well toned body, soft voice and a mute button!


  • #6
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Switches


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  • #7
    dark crystal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    kfk wrote: »
    Red head, 5'5" to 5'9", slim with a well toned body, soft voice and a mute button!

    I know a shop where you can buy one of those. Only takes a few minutes to inflate, too.


  • #8
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Short dark hair or shaved head
    Funny is an absolute must, I'd marry some posters in this forum based on their posts alone!
    Smells good. Nice eyes. Nice smile.
    Taller than me, I'm 5'9''.
    Nice clothes. Has interests.
    Can laugh at themselves.

    Oh and I love stubble and men who drink Guinness.


  • #9
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    kfk wrote: »
    Red head, 5'5" to 5'9", slim with a well toned body, soft voice and a mute button!

    Apart from the mute button , that description fits the deer in the Phoenix Park.


  • #10
    nocoverart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,354 ✭✭✭nocoverart


    Hole and a heartbeat.


  • #11
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    turn ons - nice tits, shapely legs, tanned skin, hair colour & length doesn't matter, friendly smile...oh and i suppose nice personality as well

    turn offs - bad breath, bingo wings (fat arms), big arse, fat legs, hairy legs, very pale skin, flat chest, heavy culchie accent, sniffy personality


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  • #12
    a fat guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 800 ✭✭✭a fat guy


    Hairy armpits.

    Bleurgh...


  • #13
    returnNull
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,235 ✭✭✭returnNull


    a nice personality


  • #14
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    Short dark hair or shaved head
    Funny is an absolute must, I'd marry some posters in this forum based on their posts alone!
    Smells good. Nice eyes. Nice smile.
    Taller than me, I'm 5'9''.
    Nice clothes. Has interests.
    Can laugh at themselves.

    When you say "some posters" do you mean more than one at the same time ?


  • #15
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    returnNull wrote: »
    a nice personality

    You can't f*ck a personality! :P


  • #16
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    You can't f*ck a personality! :P

    You can't fist a college degree


  • #17
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Lack of cock would be a bit of a deal breaker there


  • #18
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    mattjack wrote: »
    When you say "some posters" do you mean more than one at the same time ?

    No, I'd let them battle it out. The loser is stuck with me.


  • #19
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    No, I'd let them battle it out. The loser is stuck with me.

    So you are into necrophilia.

    Im cool with that


  • #20
    Fox_In_Socks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    Lets assume that basic hygiene is covered.

    No sense of humour. Or at least, not the "right" sense of humour (mine, that is)
    Constant Complaining
    Unable to have a life of their own


  • #21
    Lucena
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,304 ✭✭✭Lucena


    lkionm wrote: »
    You can't fist a college degree

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM


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  • #22
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Oh she liked my post guys.

    What do I do now?


  • #23
    ONeill2013
    Closed Accounts Posts: 447 ✭✭ONeill2013


    a dominating personality (turn on)


  • #24
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Lucena wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

    Im already on thin ice with Dr. Bollocko.

    He got that name for a reason


  • #25
    nullzero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,166 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    OP waiting for a lady to post and reference his username as a turn on?


  • #26
    kfk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 546 ✭✭✭kfk


    lkionm wrote: »
    Oh she liked my post guys.

    What do I do now?

    Did you send her a pic of it??? You dont waste time!


  • #27
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    On a man:
    Long hair, neatly trimmed beard (bonus points if he looks like this)
    Great sense of humor an absolute must
    Good personal hygine
    Kind natured and sensitive
    Must love rock music, comics and home cooking (bonus points if he can cook himself)
    Tattoos and piercings

    On a woman:
    Brunette or red-head (sans beard)
    Same criteria as above


  • #28
    Clandestine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Clandestine


    In women:
    >Turn ons:
    Above 5'8", shortish hair, easy going personality, not an idiot, actually has interests, good level of hygiene

    >Turn offs:
    Overweight, clingy, can't take a joke, too serious, is a radical/anarchist/etc. feminist

    In Men:
    Similar sort of deal. Essentially, I prefer girls who act/look masculine, and men who look/act feminine (without being flamboyant), if that makes any sense.


  • #29
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    kfk wrote: »
    Did you send her a pic of it??? You dont waste time!

    It?


    No one likes that creepy clown


  • #30
    spank_inferno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,884 ✭✭✭spank_inferno


    Turn offs:

    - Smoking (deal breaker)
    - Strong accents


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  • #31
    Legs.Eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,987 ✭✭✭Legs.Eleven


    Someone who will stand up for themselves and tell me when they feel I'm being unreasonable.
    Sense of humour/ability to be silly
    Clever
    Really kind and treats people respectfully
    Hairy
    Manly
    In decent shape


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